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  1. 03-24-2005, 12:53 AM #1
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    Idiots at Harvey's

    So today I went shopping with my little cousin. So we stopped at Harvey's to eat some burgers at about 1 30 or so. While waiting for my burgers to be ready there two midget behind me. You know the "Community college wannabe jocks pump ups my arms on friday for the clubs" So I hear them talk, bla bla bla, then I hear STEROIDS . Of course my roidars automatically went to ON.
    So I started listening to their chat

    Fugly dude 1: You heard about Morisette in the news

    Fugly dude 2: Yeah, he used roids man, im gonna do a cycle too

    Fugly dude 1: Yeah? man roids man, **** cool man

    fugly dude 2: Yeah I finally be able to go from 180 to 190 man


    ME: I just let a big "baaaaaaaaawaha!!!!!!!!"

    unfortunately my cousin had to picked the table next to them.

    So I said to my cousin:

    Me: **** some people are idiots

    her: Why?

    Me: See these two idiots next to us? They wanna use roids, that kind of jerks piss me off

    Her: Where can you get roids?

    Me: For me no problems, for these two jerks, hope they die with sesame oil

    I stood up and left and I did on purpose they can see my 333lbs of juicehead!

    hate ****ers like that

    I wanna kill someone
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  2. 03-24-2005, 01:14 AM #2
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    you should have turn around and told them to seriouslly reconsider because it does more harm then good, to eat 6 times a day and say" you can look as good as me because I am natural ,and look at me" but since there idiots I would have laughed and did the same thing you did lol
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  3. 03-24-2005, 01:17 AM #3
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    pretty funny
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  4. 03-24-2005, 01:20 AM #4
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    No wonder you got pissed !!
    I whould have been too.....if I was all natural like you are...
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  5. 03-24-2005, 01:27 AM #5
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    yep, those sound like the guys that show up at the gym on monday doing flat bench and preacher bench curls, acting all bad, but you don't see them there the rest of the week.
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  6. 03-24-2005, 01:38 AM #6
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    lol I know exactly what you mean zuke.
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  7. 03-24-2005, 01:40 AM #7
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    i just make sure that i am not working chest or bi's on monday and dont have a problem with the equipment being crowded...
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    you left out the part where the one guy was like, "what are you gonna take dude?" and the other replied, "my boy's gonna get me some winny man; i'm gonna be so swole!" and then they high five.
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    This begs the question, what the hell were you doing eating at Harvey's???
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    I hate it when people eves drop on my conversations at lunch...
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    Quote Originally Posted by zuke
    yep, those sound like the guys that show up at the gym on monday doing flat bench and preacher bench curls, acting all bad, but you don't see them there the rest of the week.
    the absolute worst day of the week: monday. only time i can get into the d@mn gym here is at 9:30. and even then there's about 400 kids playin bball with their shirts off, skinny@ss mofo's. i'm at a big university... i'm sure u can imagine. i go in there once and see somebody i know. i'm like "d@mn, it's crowded". and this skinny dude goes "yeah, it's when everybody comes to get their swole on... a lotta chicks too"... that kid pissed me off so much i wanted to throw a plate at him. i just turned, walked out, and went back @ 930, when all the skinnies had left the weight room & went out to play bball... WHY'D U HAVE TO START THIS THREAD? NOW I'M JUST PISSED OFF!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    the absolute worst day of the week: monday. only time i can get into the d@mn gym here is at 9:30. and even then there's about 400 kids playin bball with their shirts off, skinny@ss mofo's. i'm at a big university... i'm sure u can imagine. i go in there once and see somebody i know. i'm like "d@mn, it's crowded". and this skinny dude goes "yeah, it's when everybody comes to get their swole on... a lotta chicks too"... that kid pissed me off so much i wanted to throw a plate at him. i just turned, walked out, and went back @ 930, when all the skinnies had left the weight room & went out to play bball... WHY'D U HAVE TO START THIS THREAD? NOW I'M JUST PISSED OFF!!!
    its ok tell JF all about it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jordanfanatic23
    its ok tell JF all about it...
    i just did d@mmit! and i'm still pissed! all i know is that i love fridays. i can go in there any time of the day & hardly anybody. don't gotta wait for no machines, nothin. i figured after spring break those losers would leave, but i went in this week (first week back) and i couldn't even lift... it was like everybody made a "spring break resolution" to get big for summer or somethin. fvckin ridiculous i tell you!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    i just did d@mmit! and i'm still pissed! all i know is that i love fridays. i can go in there any time of the day & hardly anybody. don't gotta wait for no machines, nothin. i figured after spring break those losers would leave, but i went in this week (first week back) and i couldn't even lift... it was like everybody made a "spring break resolution" to get big for summer or somethin. fvckin ridiculous i tell you!!
    curse those skinny guys who go once a week!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jordanfanatic23
    curse those skinny guys who go once a week!
    YES!!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!
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    That's why I love my little gym that mostly old people and fat people workout at. They keep their outta shape asses out of my free weight room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    you left out the part where the one guy was like, "what are you gonna take dude?" and the other replied, "my boy's gonna get me some winny man; i'm gonna be so swole!" and then they high five.

    LOL
    fugly dude 1 actually did say something like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by John Stamos' Nephew
    you left out the part where the one guy was like, "what are you gonna take dude?" and the other replied, "my boy's gonna get me some winny man; i'm gonna be so swole!" and then they high five.
    For the french Canadians, I can just picture "Poudy & Chabot" in the Mike Ward Show high fiving here

    "YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!"

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    what do u expect from the general public?
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    I stood up and left and I did on purpose they can see my 333lbs of juicehead!

    hate ****ers like that

    I wanna kill someone[/QUOTE]

    I dont see why you hate them so much.... that was probably you back in the day as well as 98% of us on this board!! How old did they look? Maybe you should of schooled them instead of wishing they were dead!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    I stood up and left and I did on purpose they can see my 333lbs of juicehead!

    hate ****ers like that

    I wanna kill someone
    I dont see why you hate them so much.... that was probably you back in the day as well as 98% of us on this board!! How old did they look? Maybe you should of schooled them instead of wishing they were dead!! [/QUOTE]


    I wasnt fugly like them that a first!
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    So much anger vandoo . . . its not nice to make fun of the skinny losers. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutz56
    i just did d@mmit! and i'm still pissed! all i know is that i love fridays. i can go in there any time of the day & hardly anybody. don't gotta wait for no machines, nothin. i figured after spring break those losers would leave, but i went in this week (first week back) and i couldn't even lift... it was like everybody made a "spring break resolution" to get big for summer or somethin. fvckin ridiculous i tell you!!
    and right after new years is the worst...
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    Wait............



















    .......you are 333lbs? Sweet jesus..........do you drink winny?
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    .......you are 333lbs? Sweet jesus..........do you drink winny?[/QUOTE]
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    Dude you hit the 3 key by mistake, admit it, its you weight 133
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Dude you hit the 3 key by mistake, admit it, its you weight 133
    more 335 now
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