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    Best bumper sticker ever, IMO

    "The Muslims are just made because we landed on their god."


    Sorry, but that is hilarious!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by West Coast All Star
    "The Muslims are just made because we landed on their god."


    Sorry, but that is hilarious!!!
    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA omg dude, u should try using it in the ghetto where i live, you will get raped by 20 somalians and then eaten alive HAHAHAHA still funny though HAHAHAHa

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    ROTFLMAO That is funny dood.

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    Im not Muslim but a couple of my buddies would **** up a moron for tacking that on to his ride....

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    How about this one, ths is funny sh*t.

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    I could with your avatar...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SplinterCell
    Im not Muslim but a couple of my buddies would **** up a moron for tacking that on to his ride....
    So you're implying Muslim's can fight.

    I've a bumper sticker on my truck says "If you can't stop and say hi, wave as you go under". It's a big 4x4 truck that's attached to.

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    Best one I saw was:

    "Single w/money vs. Married and broke
    What the hell was I thinking?"

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    i didnt get the muslim joke ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    i didnt get the muslim joke ??
    that's because he mispelled Mad..

    "The Muslims are just made because we landed on their god."

    The muslims are just mad because we landed on their god


    see...... it's funny that way...........
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    on their god ? i still dont get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    i didnt get the muslim joke ??

    I think the poster meant

    Muslims are only Mad...cus we landed on their God

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    on their god ? i still dont get it
    It doesn't matter.. life will go on.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    that's because he mispelled Mad..

    "The Muslims are just made because we landed on their god."

    The muslims are just mad because we landed on their god


    see...... it's funny that way...........

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    on their god will some1 explain plz
    thnx

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    on their god ? i still dont get it

    Is all good Bro




















    (I don't think it's funny either)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    on their god will some1 explain plz
    thnx
    I don't get it either.

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    i dont get it, how did you land on their god?

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    im not muslim but thats a pretty offensive bumper sticker imo. If i was muslim id pull up to that car and give that driver a piece of my mind, probably my fists too.

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    I have no religious beliefs whatsoever but I think that's pretty funny.

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    [QUOTE=maxmuscle187]im not muslim but thats a pretty offensive bumper sticker imo[QUOTE]

    Why do you say that? You just said you don't get it!

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    [QUOTE=bor][QUOTE=maxmuscle187]im not muslim but thats a pretty offensive bumper sticker imo

    Why do you say that? You just said you don't get it!
    i dont get what it means...but from what i do understand, it seems offensive

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    Yes it is offensive. That's why it's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maxmuscle187
    i dont get what it means...but from what i do understand, it seems offensive
    If you dont get it how can it be offensive? Hell it may be a compliment for all you know. You are not making any sense.

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