god, jessica simpson is so hot

[LACBodybuilder]

Jessica Stanazolol Simpson.

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That's a bad middle name. I can't believe her parents would name her that.

[ReX357]

I'd let her slob on Bob.

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care if I borrow this one?

[LACBodybuilder]

care if I borrow this one?

He named his penis. And worst of all he chose Bob just for the reason of making that line rhyme. I'm disapointed in you SwoleCat. I expected more.

[LACBodybuilder]

Slackers!

[Nutz56]

Where do you bastards get the Mr. from?? I'm assuming you say it out of respect for your superior

yeah, i mainly got that from saluu's "sir" post... but i don't like calling you "sir" with that avatar makes me feel...awkward...

[Nutz56]

man, i love bumping jessica before bed

[Nutz56]

man, i love bumping jessica before bed

...and at 10:35 in the morning before my nap

[LACBodybuilder]

And bumping her whenever you just get that urge.

[ReX357]

god, jessica simpson is so hot.

LACBodyBuilder 4 president! (of the AR Jessica Simpson fan club)

[LACBodybuilder]

god, jessica simpson is so hot.

LACBodyBuilder 4 president! (of the AR Jessica Simpson fan club)

I accept the nomination. Thank you very much for the opportunity.

[Prime]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...6_jsimpson.jpg
who is the bloke?

[Nutz56]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images...6_jsimpson.jpg
who is the bloke?

i saw that on tv. that's actually a wax doll of jessica at some fundraiser type event, and they drew one winner or somethin and this guy won. so he got to lick whipped cream of of a wax jessica doll's chest ...someday...

[Nutz56]

oh, and welcome to our newest jessica fan club member...... PRIME!!

[Prime]

oh, and welcome to our newest jessica fan club member...... PRIME!!

Get lost im not a fan of that dozy cow. You can have her!
Ill take Kelly brook anyday

[Nutz56]

Get lost im not a fan of that dozy cow. You can have her!
Ill take Kelly brook anyday

actually mr. prime, if you would so kindly refer yourself to post #302 on page 8 of this incredible thread, you will realize that you are indeed a member of the jessica simpson fan club.... NOW PAY YOUR DUES!!!

[Prime]

i think we got a big enough jessica fan club to manage that one. oh, by the way, i'm just assuming that everybody that keeps bumping this is in the official AR Jessica Fan Club. but, to make it official... only bump this thread if you want to become a member. if you bump her, you're considered a member from here on out.

i diddnt bump it. i consifer bumping a thread to be when you wither "bump" in it
Im not paying you a penny!

[kloter1]

klotemeister checkin in... prime that chick doesnt come close.

[Nutz56]

i diddnt bump it. i consifer bumping a thread to be when you wither "bump" in it
Im not paying you a penny!

sorry bro... rules are rules. now i believe LAC accepts checks and money orders (sorry, no credit cards or c.o.d.'s). you need to have that paid by the end of this month or else collections will be at your door. thank you. have a nice day

[LACBodybuilder]

sorry bro... rules are rules. now i believe LAC accepts checks and money orders (sorry, no credit cards or c.o.d.'s). you need to have that paid by the end of this month or else collections will be at your door. thank you. have a nice day

Only official checks, not personal. Can't trust prime, check would probably bounce.

[SwoleCat]

He named his penis. And worst of all he chose Bob just for the reason of making that line rhyme. I'm disapointed in you SwoleCat. I expected more.

I know, sorry.........it's real name is Russel the Love Muscle!



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[LACBodybuilder]

I know, sorry.........it's real name is Russel the Love Muscle!



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SwoleCat is a poet, and he didn't even know it.

[SwoleCat]

I don't understand, everytime I write the sh*t just comes out tight.



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[LACBodybuilder]

I don't understand, everytime I write the sh*t just comes out tight.



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We need to get a good producer and put you in the studio. "SwoleCat, a Dr. Dre production" I can see it now.

[mushroomstampr]

We need to get a good producer and put you in the studio. "SwoleCat, a Dr. Dre production" I can see it now.

Hey swole, u ever been shot?

[SwoleCat]

Hey swole, u ever been shot?

Yeah, the d*mn Fina got me.



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[LACBodybuilder]

Swole and 50 out on the street. Bullets bouncing off them. Everyday thing really.

[SwoleCat]

We need to get a good producer and put you in the studio. "SwoleCat, a Dr. Dre production" I can see it now.

Nah, no studio for me. I just wanna hang IN the studio and watch them, and be responsible for their fitness and be their nutritionist.

Only SwoleCat can work Old English into a cutting program!

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[SwoleCat]

Swole and 50 out on the street. Bullets bouncing off them. Everyday thing really.

G G G G G-UNIT!

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[LACBodybuilder]

Nah, no studio for me. I just wanna hang IN the studio and watch them, and be responsible for their fitness and be their nutritionist.

Only SwoleCat can work Old English into a cutting program!

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The vomiting is good for weight loss I hear.

[Prime]

klotemeister checkin in... prime that chick doesnt come close.

Sorry bro, diddnt realise......so exactly how long have you been visually impared?

[LACBodybuilder]

Sorry bro, diddnt realis......so exactly how long have you been visually impared?

Prime not here to make friends. I vote ban for slander to Jessica Simpson.

[Prime]

Prime not here to make friends. I vote ban for slander to Jessica Simpson.

hey i'm just as happy rocking the boat as i am relaxing and watching the scenery float by. I can see im not welcome. I'll go start my own thread

[SwoleCat]

Dayum Prime she IS fine!!!!!

Jessica who?

Homer Simpson?

WTF???

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[LACBodybuilder]

Dayum Prime she IS fine!!!!!

Jessica who?

Homer Simpson?

WTF???

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Oh Swole, you were getting on my good side too. Shame you had to go to the dark side.

[SwoleCat]

Sorry Nick.

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[LACBodybuilder]

Sorry Nick.

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Bastard!!

[Juddman]

Oh Swole, you were getting on my good side too. Shame you had to go to the dark side.

..... !!

[Nutz56]

both y'all bastards are going down you hear?! Y'ALL GOIN DOWN!!!!

[LACBodybuilder]

..... !!

Holy fvcking sh!t. That is the greatest avatar ever.

[LACBodybuilder]

both y'all bastards are going down you hear?! Y'ALL GOIN DOWN!!!!

And that wasn't easy to do. That is pure hatred right there.