bdtr vs. dog the bounty hunter

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 12:39 AM

could our post whore mod take the dog??

discuss

**houseofpain** · 03-30-2005, 12:55 AM

i think when dog got through with BDTR he would be about as wore out as a turkey baister at Melissa Etheridge's house

jk, IMO dog is a b!tch and i could beat the sh!t out of his whole punk as$ crew

~HOP

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 12:58 AM

no way..the dog carries pepper spray..the big can...youd be toast

**Nutz56** · 03-30-2005, 01:03 AM

sorry for the young ignorance, but who is dog the bounty hunter?

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 01:13 AM

this douche bag that thinks hes a hard core bounty hunter...he is supposedly the best in the world...or so he says..i think he brought down some top guys though before...i dunno..he has his own tv show

**HammerCurler** · 03-30-2005, 01:17 AM

The big bad dog bounty hunter

LORDBLiTZ · 03-30-2005, 01:28 AM

I'd fight him

**Nutz56** · 03-30-2005, 01:31 AM

LMFAO @ this "bad bounty hunter"... was that taken back in the 80's when the mullet was cool or is that a recent pic?

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 01:59 AM

ya thast actually recent..hes cool thoguh

**houseofpain** · 03-30-2005, 02:01 AM

haha Billy, i would beat that man to death with his mace can. BTW he is uglier than a mud fence as well.

~HOP

**maxmuscle187** · 03-30-2005, 02:29 AM

that guys an ugly bastard. bdtr would obliterate him. hands down. probably eat the pepper spray too.

**colossus1** · 03-30-2005, 05:54 AM

I would pay for his son to try and arrest me. Id ruin his entire year....lol

**BUBBA74** · 03-30-2005, 06:06 AM

I hate that dude. He walks around like some kinda **** action movie stereo type telling his prison stories. Get that fire extinguisher he has filled with pepper spray from him and I bet anyone of us could kick his a**.

**Juggernaut** · 03-30-2005, 07:07 AM

Pepper spray?!!! Please....I use that stuff in my chilly! On the way to work I use it as a breath mint spray.

Bdtr could take him easy.......a quick leg sweep, mullet pull down and a couple of power waffle slams and it's lights out for the dog. He could then rape his old lady but man that woman is ugly.....b would probably rape the dog.

**BUBBA74** · 03-30-2005, 07:16 AM

A visual aid for Juggy's post.

**Juggernaut** · 03-30-2005, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by BUBBA74

A visual aid for Juggy's post.

**** that's rough. I'm surprised he hasn't turned gay.

**needmorestrength** · 03-30-2005, 07:25 AM

I think my moms got bigger arms then that

Can he catch bullets in his teeth too?

**needmorestrength** · 03-30-2005, 07:26 AM

BTW BDTR would rip him apart.. I bet tony little would put up more of a fight then this guy.. He's never stepped on a gazell look at him

**seanw** · 03-30-2005, 07:32 AM

I had the misfortune to watch an episode of this sh!t the other night. How much lower can American television get, Dog is a major tard, not to mention the family. BDTR, do the world a favor and grease the idiot. Come to think of it he looks a bit like me in my Avatar :-)

**SplinterCell** · 03-30-2005, 07:51 AM

He and his whole crew wear underarmour 24/7....

**jc3** · 03-30-2005, 07:54 AM

I would like to see him take me in.....lol

I think that I seen him pressing Liberace though. We all know that Liberace weighs more than Richard Simmons. So I think Dog whips BDTR

**Diesel** · 03-30-2005, 07:54 AM

Wouldn't even be a contest.......B would hurt him and not break a sweat....

Shoot......1victor would take him out and he is like 100 years old....

**jc3** · 03-30-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Diesel

Wouldn't even be a contest.......B would hurt him and not break a sweat....

Shoot......1victor would take him out and he is like 100 years old....

Ok, I'll give you BDTR, but 1vic? C'mon...all dog would have to do is tip over his wheel chair......hahahha

F*ck you 1vic..........J/K

**Bigen12** · 03-30-2005, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by jc3

Ok, I'll give you BDTR, but 1vic? C'mon...all dog would have to do is tip over his wheel chair......hahahha

F*ck you 1vic..........J/K

Either that or kick him in his Colostomy bag and **** would go everywhere....

**needmorestrength** · 03-30-2005, 08:00 AM

hahahaha poor old fart

**damiongage** · 03-30-2005, 08:07 AM

BDTR would get a better workout punching fruit...than fighting that dude

**jc3** · 03-30-2005, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Either that or kick him in his Colostomy bag and **** would go everywhere....

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 08:11 AM

i dunno guys

i mean, he has handcuffs too...shoot, i forgot about the underarmour...he would slip right out of bdtrs grip, run behind him and kick him in the nards...bdtr would drop to the floor like a soggy waffle

also..the dog has that cool necklace. he could gouge out bdtr's eyes with it.

**Diesel** · 03-30-2005, 08:12 AM

I'd be more afraid of fighting his wife....**** she's big. LOL

**Bigen12** · 03-30-2005, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate

i dunno guys

i mean, he has handcuffs too...shoot, i forgot about the underarmour...he would slip right out of bdtrs grip, run behind him and kick him in the nards...bdtr would drop to the floor like a soggy waffle

also..the dog has that cool necklace. he could gouge out bdtr's eyes with it.

Yeah, and don't forget about his wrist bands and that band he wears on his massive 13" Biceps….

Dog could use them like a rubber band and shoot them at bdtr.....

**needmorestrength** · 03-30-2005, 08:16 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

Yeah, and don't forget about his wrist bands and that band he wears on his massive 13" Biceps….

Dog could use them like a rubber band and shoot them at bdtr.....

**Jantzen4k** · 03-30-2005, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Billy_Bathgate

i dunno guys

i mean, he has handcuffs too...shoot, i forgot about the underarmour...he would slip right out of bdtrs grip, run behind him and kick him in the nards...bdtr would drop to the floor like a soggy waffle

also..the dog has that cool necklace. he could gouge out bdtr's eyes with it.

research shows that 'dog' killed a man when he was in his early 20's in a biker gang and spent 13 yrs in jail.

id take 'dog' back in the day, now hes just a dingleberry, go bdtr!

**ya_man** · 03-30-2005, 08:28 AM

hes got those big azz cans of mase...i dunno if id mess with that...plus those cowboy boots....watch the fack out!!

**rambo** · 03-30-2005, 08:36 AM

What a tool. He runs around Honolulu calling people "brah", in the worst island speak of all time. Then he gets his weiner son to follow him around in his underarmour that's a small, but remains two sizes too big. He has that queerbait Jordan tattoo on his arm too. "Leiland!" His wife is a linebacker, and he's fat. One time they asked him on the show what he thought about fisherman. The Dog responded "Oh, they know how to use a ****ing knife real good, brah."

But seeing apparently that Bdtr is God, I'd say it'd be a good fight.

**ya_man** · 03-30-2005, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

What a tool. He runs around Honolulu calling people "brah", in the worst island speak of all time. Then he gets his weiner son to follow him around in his underarmour that's a small, but remains two sizes too big. He has that queerbait Jordan tattoo on his arm too. "Leiland!" His wife is a linebacker, and he's fat. One time they asked him on the show what he thought about fisherman. The Dog responded "Oh, they know how to use a ****ing knife real good, brah."

But seeing apparently that Bdtr is God, I'd say it'd be a good fight.

hahahah thats awesome...nice carve!

**Hed** · 03-30-2005, 11:46 AM

I think ol bdtr would win. He said he couldnt fit into any under armour. Dog can. Enough said.

***Billy_Bathgate*** · 03-30-2005, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by rambo

What a tool. He runs around Honolulu calling people "brah", in the worst island speak of all time. Then he gets his weiner son to follow him around in his underarmour that's a small, but remains two sizes too big. He has that queerbait Jordan tattoo on his arm too. "Leiland!" His wife is a linebacker, and he's fat. One time they asked him on the show what he thought about fisherman. The Dog responded "Oh, they know how to use a ****ing knife real good, brah."

But seeing apparently that Bdtr is God, I'd say it'd be a good fight.

omg i just started laughing out loud in the library reading that quote..thats fuucking hillarious..im putting that in my signature