Daily Joke

[OGPackin]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be ****ed if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"



OG

[BUBBA74]

[DevilsDeity]

and no bike , good stuff

[jc3]

nice og...

[Slick Arrado]

Good one OG. :spudniklu

[hung-solo]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be ****ed if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!"



OG

hahahahaahha

[lucabratzi]

thats some good sh1t

[RATM]

Lmao

[The Giant Killer]

Thats a good one.

[HeavyHitter]

funny!!

[SMYL_GR8]

nice. gotta use that one on the patients Monday.