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  1. 04-01-2005, 10:37 AM #1
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    Getting tired of this ****.

    Every ****ing day I wake up and head out the door, ducking like a cracked fiend from the sunlight as a I huddle into my 1999 Toyota Echo. After 12 or so hours I come home, and eat dinner that usually consists of some type of can in conjunction with some type of bottle of ketchup.

    I lay down on my bed and peruse 20 second porn clips until I begin to frantically dry-hump my down pillow, and try not to start sobbing. Once I climax, I roll over and turn on my CD player, which is already set to the Fugees covering "No Woman, No Cry", and gently rub lotion all over my body.

    The other day I had a dream that a bulldog was lunging at my balls, and I reached out to punch-him in the mouth. I woke myself up in pain realizing that I had punched the wall next to my bed, and popped my shoulder out of place. Couple that with my unhealthy obsession with 21 Jump Street, and we've got ourselves a winner.
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  2. 04-01-2005, 10:41 AM #2
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    you need a vacation.....and maybe a prostitute
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  3. 04-01-2005, 10:54 AM #3
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    Thats odd.....
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  4. 04-01-2005, 10:56 AM #4
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    lmao.......rambo, best thread evar!!! If your joking that is............
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  5. 04-01-2005, 11:02 AM #5
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    You need to smoke some papaya.
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  6. 04-01-2005, 11:18 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by rambo
    Every ****ing day I wake up and head out the door, ducking like a cracked fiend from the sunlight as a I huddle into my 1999 Toyota Echo. After 12 or so hours I come home, and eat dinner that usually consists of some type of can in conjunction with some type of bottle of ketchup.

    I lay down on my bed and peruse 20 second porn clips until I begin to frantically dry-hump my down pillow, and try not to start sobbing. Once I climax, I roll over and turn on my CD player, which is already set to the Fugees covering "No Woman, No Cry", and gently rub lotion all over my body.

    The other day I had a dream that a bulldog was lunging at my balls, and I reached out to punch-him in the mouth. I woke myself up in pain realizing that I had punched the wall next to my bed, and popped my shoulder out of place. Couple that with my unhealthy obsession with 21 Jump Street, and we've got ourselves a winner.

    echo? everything else is in check but why the **** would you drive an echo?
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  7. 04-01-2005, 11:21 AM #7
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    Sounds like Rambo got a hold of BDTR's ambien......
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  8. 04-01-2005, 11:23 AM #8
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    Is he alright?
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  9. 04-01-2005, 11:26 AM #9
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    21 Jump Street!!!! man i was a kiddy wehn that was on...but other than that it sounds like you had a productive day
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  10. 04-01-2005, 11:31 AM #10
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    lmfao!!!! wow its time to take 10 deap breaths
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  11. 04-01-2005, 12:02 PM #11
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    wow.. so when do you find time to workout?
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  12. 04-01-2005, 12:03 PM #12
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    dont worry, im sure everybody in this thread has been there....
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  13. 04-01-2005, 12:05 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    wow.. so when do you find time to workout?
    He already explained his workout
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  14. 04-01-2005, 12:11 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    He already explained his workout
    8 min abs ,buns, arms and a gazell free styel thats all you need
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