Chimps are RIPPED

[VEGETA990]

I just saw a chimpanzee on TV that developed some disease or something that made all its hair fall out. Man, that thing was jacked!!! I knew that chimps were stronger than humans, so I guess its to be expected, but still...that damn thing never worked out a day in his life, eats mostly veggies and he's huge. That thing was comperable to a human who is around 6% bodyfat. I'm jealous.

[Zoolander]