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  1. 04-03-2005, 11:10 AM #1
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    Angry Stupid Bitch

    Find me a non-emotional woman that isn't a corpse in bed and I will settle down.

    Stupid bitch was going to bring me some crab cakes. She said she was leaving at 11am. So at 12:30 I am sick of waiting for her so I eat. No biggie. So she calls me at 1 and says sorry she got tied up etc. etc. So I am like no big deal I just ate. SHE FLIPS OUT! Now she isn't bringing my crabcakes and is acting all pissy. This is why I won't get in to a relationship. I couldn't stand having to deal with an idiot 24/7. It just makes me so mad when they flip out over nothing, what am I supposed to do, wait for her stupid ass. I should try to **** her cousin just for pissing me off.
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  2. 04-03-2005, 11:12 AM #2
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    Wow, she's moody!

    I wouldn't be able to handle a woman like that, and I simply would not.

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    Bingo!!!
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  4. 04-03-2005, 11:14 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Wow, she's moody!
    What, 95% of them aren't all like that?
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    I don't know the actual percentage, but I'm just happy I found one who is nada like that.



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    I want my god dam crab cakes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Wow, she's moody!

    I wouldn't be able to handle a woman like that, and I simply would not.

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    "woman", right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I want my god dam crab cakes!
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I want my god dam crab cakes!
    Send the cousin out to get them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    I want my god dam crab cakes!
    Hahaha tuff luck bro!
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    if want something done right. you've got to do it yourself .imo
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    we all know how I feel about the psycho spawn called women
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    time to find a new girl bro

    sounds to me like she just wants attention
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    Quote Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer
    time to find a new girl bro
    It isn't my girl, it is some girl I am boning. I never go beyond friends with benefits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    It isn't my girl, it is some girl I am boning. I never go beyond friends with benefits.
    Imagine what she would be like if you were in a relationship with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GREENMACHINE
    Imagine what she would be like if you were in a relationship with her.

    she probably would have stabbed him...
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    She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.
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    haha thats awsome
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    Just tell her she is PMSing lol, that will really piss her off
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.
    Good for u bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Explosive215
    Just tell her she is PMSing lol, that will really piss her off
    Yeah but that gives her an excuse for her behavior. I want her to feel like something is wrong with her. That opens the door for behavioral modification.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Yeah but that gives her an excuse for her behavior. I want her to feel like something is wrong with her. That opens the door for behavioral modification.
    Good point....i didnt think of that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.
    Hey if she calls back tell her to swing those crab cakes over to Bubba's house.

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    Hahaha same old ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    It isn't my girl, it is some girl I am boning. I never go beyond friends with benefits.
    good move
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    Just explain to her that your on a cycle and gotta eat
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbol
    Just explain to her that your on a cycle and gotta eat
    Yeah right. Explain myself to a woman. What next? Open the car door for her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Yeah right. Explain myself to a woman. What next? Open the car door for her?
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    ya thatll do the trick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    Find me a non-emotional woman that isn't a corpse in bed and I will settle down.

    Stupid bitch was going to bring me some crab cakes. She said she was leaving at 11am. So at 12:30 I am sick of waiting for her so I eat. No biggie. So she calls me at 1 and says sorry she got tied up etc. etc. So I am like no big deal I just ate. SHE FLIPS OUT! Now she isn't bringing my crabcakes and is acting all pissy. This is why I won't get in to a relationship. I couldn't stand having to deal with an idiot 24/7. It just makes me so mad when they flip out over nothing, what am I supposed to do, wait for her stupid ass. I should try to **** her cousin just for pissing me off.
    mine is the same way bro - cant ****ing stand her somtimes
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    Dude, don't turn down free food. Have her bring over those crab cakes, grab them and shut the door.

    If you don't want them I'll take them!
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    i just ordered crab cakes.. delivery boy better not have an attitude lol.
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    funny post....
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  34. 04-03-2005, 08:42 PM #34
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    what a physco bitch!
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    man, your'e way overreacting.

    you shouldn't have dissed her that way over the phone.

    always find a new ho' before you break things off- you might not get laid.
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    Throw her to the lions loz..My girl better be on the double with my crab cakes or she's gone and I'll be with another in a day...Can't stand arguing or attitude...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lozgod
    She just called. She asks why I haven't called, and I said because you are retarded for getting mad. She was all apologetic and offered to bring me the crab cakes, I told I just ordered a sub and hung up on her.
    lmao.. thats the way to do it.. especially not being in a relationship she has no reason..unless she is thinks that its a relationship
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    maybe she does ^^
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    They are an evil breed.....
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