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  1. 04-04-2005, 03:05 AM #1
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    YOU make the call

    mmkay long story short i'm taking the girl out 2nite for the first time. obviously getting in her pants should be no problem (wiley charms), but i'm debating whether or not this one's gonna get the shocker.

    should i give her one tonight or save that for later. YOU make the call and i'll do what the board decides and give an update.




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  2. 04-04-2005, 03:07 AM #2
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    What Would Jesus Do?

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  3. 04-04-2005, 04:30 AM #3
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    Go for broke bro.
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  4. 04-04-2005, 05:06 AM #4
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    I don't get the question....
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  5. 04-04-2005, 06:41 AM #5
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    lmfao.. what happened?
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  6. 04-04-2005, 06:55 AM #6
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    Id check their IDs first....

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  7. 04-04-2005, 09:19 AM #7
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    boring......
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  8. 04-04-2005, 09:32 AM #8
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    they look like they re 15, well hit her, or better: hit both!
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  9. 04-04-2005, 09:52 AM #9
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  10. 04-04-2005, 09:53 AM #10
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    no i don't know those girls- that's just a funny pic i found with the girls doing the shocker.

    the girl i'm taking out is like 31.
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  11. 04-04-2005, 10:34 AM #11
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    WTF is a shocker?

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  12. 04-04-2005, 10:37 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    WTF is a shocker?

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    I shall explain through the medium of cartoons

    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails You make the call-smokey.jpg  
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  13. 04-04-2005, 10:39 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    WTF is a shocker?

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    Two in the pink....one in the stink....the shocker!!!

    The Shocker for dummies: Its when you adjust your hands so your hand is balled up in a fist with your pointing finger, middle finer and pinky not curled in (see image of thier hands in pic provided) then you proceed to insert it into a females nether region...the top two fingers (pointer and middle) in the vagina area and the pinky in the asshole....



    (I wouldent know about this first hand since Im a virgin but it sounds kinda sick....)
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  14. 04-04-2005, 10:42 AM #14
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    I say no shocker...too much for the first time, unless she's really dirty.
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  15. 04-04-2005, 10:44 AM #15
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    i say shocker...i wanna see the reaction, i dont care if u get slapped
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  16. 04-04-2005, 10:45 AM #16
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    I am not stickin' my finger in any chicks mudhole!!!



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  17. 04-04-2005, 10:46 AM #17
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    I say, give it to her.. She will love it. be easy though. lick it first..
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  18. 04-04-2005, 10:47 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I am not stickin' my finger in any chicks mudhole!!!



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    I'm not down with it either..funny to hear about other people doing it though...
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  19. 04-04-2005, 12:29 PM #19
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    no shocker
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  20. 04-04-2005, 12:34 PM #20
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    FCK that..... you shock the $hit out of her JSN!!! Lick it, stick it and fill it baby!!
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  21. 04-04-2005, 12:46 PM #21
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    just cum all over her face ..... spell out AR
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  22. 04-04-2005, 12:50 PM #22
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    2 in tha pink 1 in tha stink
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  23. 04-04-2005, 01:28 PM #23
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    i would go with no on the first date, but i'd love to see u do it... let us know how she takes it!
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  24. 04-04-2005, 01:30 PM #24
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    Go for a reverse shocker...

    two in the stink, one in the pink.
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  25. 04-04-2005, 01:41 PM #25
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    I am against all anal contact. I won't come near one with my tool, or hands, and I won't let any bitch near mine. I always swore i would never hit a girl, but I almost slapped my exgirlfriend one time for trying to stick her toes up my ass.
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  26. 04-04-2005, 02:03 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vito_Gatti
    I am against all anal contact. I won't come near one with my tool, or hands, and I won't let any bitch near mine. I always swore i would never hit a girl, but I almost slapped my exgirlfriend one time for trying to stick her toes up my ass.


    Still got her #?
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  27. 04-04-2005, 03:01 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insane_Man
    Still got her #?
    r u saying you want a girl to stick her toes up your a$$ bro???
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  28. 04-04-2005, 03:08 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    r u saying you want a girl to stick her toes up your a$$ bro???

    Maybe....


    Seriously though, I'd prefer a chick who would consider something like to one who lays there and acts like she's doing me a favour by having sex with me.
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  29. 04-04-2005, 03:21 PM #29
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    just stick ur own toes
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  30. 04-04-2005, 03:37 PM #30
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    I been practicing my yoga, but no such luck
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  31. 04-04-2005, 04:13 PM #31
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    that sounds painful
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  32. 04-04-2005, 05:04 PM #32
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  33. 04-04-2005, 05:16 PM #33
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    toss that salad bro..
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  34. 04-04-2005, 05:20 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I am not stickin' my finger in any chicks mudhole!!!



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    So SC, I take it you are not a conossiuer of the Hershey Bar Highway ?
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  35. 04-04-2005, 05:34 PM #35
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    You guys are too funny!

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  36. 04-04-2005, 07:14 PM #36
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    LMFAO...What a thread!
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  37. 04-04-2005, 08:19 PM #37
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    Why is the shocker such a big deal for the first time? Go full anal, bro. I used to only do it by request, but once I started initiating it, I was amazed how few girls resisted.

    One chick wanted to "tickle my prostate" while giving head-->RED LIGHT!!
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  38. 04-04-2005, 08:24 PM #38
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    shock her ass!! shock the bitch till she cries!!!
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  39. 04-05-2005, 07:50 AM #39
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    GIVE US AN UPDATE!!!
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  40. 04-05-2005, 08:09 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    just cum all over her face ..... spell out AR
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