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  1. 04-04-2005, 09:00 AM #1
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    Hilary Clinton Joke

    A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead
    halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than
    usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
    cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?

    The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
    motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on
    fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told
    her to forget about running for President in 2008. So, we're taking up a
    collection for her.

    The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

    The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
    siphoning."
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  2. 04-04-2005, 09:01 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead
    halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than
    usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
    cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?

    The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
    motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on
    fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told
    her to forget about running for President in 2008. So, we're taking up a
    collection for her.

    The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?"

    The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
    siphoning."

    hahahaaha
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  3. 04-04-2005, 09:08 AM #3
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    hahah thats great!!
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    Thats NYers for you! We love to hate hillary
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    that's awesome!!!!
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    Funny sh*t lol.......
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    lol...im just post whoring it up...
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  9. 04-04-2005, 12:01 PM #9
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    you gotta love the "Go Home Hillary" bumper stickers in NY
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    Quote Originally Posted by mushroomstampr
    you gotta love the "Go Home Hillary" bumper stickers in NY
    I've seen those....funny sh!t
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    Too funny...
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  12. 04-04-2005, 12:09 PM #12
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    That's no way to talk about the future Prez! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

    Especially Cycleon......with him working on her election staff his post is going to cause troubles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    That's no way to talk about the future Prez! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

    Especially Cycleon......with him working on her election staff his post is going to cause troubles.
    If the Dem's nominate her in 2008.....I may have to switch sides.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    If the Dem's nominate her in 2008.....I may have to switch sides.
    if she wins in 08 then I'm fleeing to cuba.
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    if she wins in 08 then I'm fleeing to cuba.
    I don't know if when that happens she'll lift the embargo or not....might want to pick a backup just in case. I hear Green Land is nice. hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diesel
    If the Dem's nominate her in 2008.....I may have to switch sides.
    Fat chance! We're like the mafia, once you're in you're in!
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    and u know she'd be the bitch that didnt let bill run the show.
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    Ha thats great!!!!
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    LOL i hate her, annoying Biatch
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    yea but bill rocks and i would vote for him again if i could.......hell i might just write in his name or somthing
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    funny ****
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    ok, so hilary clinton vs. condoleeza rice in 2008. who do you vote for? a gap toothed loudmouth know it all? Or an ugly, loudmouth know it all?
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    that was crude, but funny lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude-Man
    ok, so hilary clinton vs. condoleeza rice in 2008. who do you vote for? a gap toothed loudmouth know it all? Or an ugly, loudmouth know it all?
    I move to Canada.
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