Members please inform your wives and girlfriends!

[Pale Horse]

I will be giving free breast exams this Saturday at the Fantasy Suites Hotel located in the Jungle Theme Suite.

*Note they must come alone or acompanied by a girl or girlfriends, no AR male members will be allowed in the "examining room" for privacy and sanitary purposes.

* Care enough to share

[*Narkissos*]

I guess the 'threesomes' thread gave the old fogey some vigour huh?

[Pale Horse]

Yes I feel the need to go out into the world and share my gifts

[DevilsDeity]

sweet ill send my grandmother right over

you 2 will have a lot in common

[MrMondodondo]

Yeah, but have you gotten rid of the age spots on your hands yet????

[Pale Horse]

those are big "freckles" azz. Hey I erased your # PM me again

[Pale Horse]

I do grannys as well.........I am an equal opportunity groper.

[Vito_Gatti]

So can you guess a womans age just by feeling on her boobies?

[Pale Horse]

yes I worked in a circus for many years doing it

[Vito_Gatti]

You give away key chains every time you guess wrong?

[hung-solo]

yes I worked in a circus for many years doing it

whats that? playing the meat whistle in the band? haha

[irish bulldog]

dirty old man

[*Narkissos*]

1Victor
F.I.L.T.H.

[Pale Horse]

no I was a barker for the guess your age/weight/breast size game

[mushroomstampr]

i thought u were the bearded lady

[*Narkissos*]

Nope but he probably copped a feel offa her

[LB55blitz]

I need an examination for testicular cancer. You are going to have to help me out vic.

[Justincase]

I guess the 'threesomes' thread gave the old fogey some vigour huh?

[palme]

You have a license?