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    The Crackhead Chronicles

    Well im weighing in at a healthy 204lbs and pressing 100lbs dumbells so its hard to believe i fell of the wagon again. I just keep getting unexpected checks in the mail and then its party time. I made some chili yesterday with
    a pound of bacon and a pound of hamburger among other things and i actually
    sh1t my boxers at about 4 in the morning when i farted, what a mess in not even going to try and clean them i will just throw them out.
    its summer soon and one of my favorite pastimes is doing drive by tool snatches from the road construction workers. This is how you do it. get a car
    have a friend drive by the tools on the side of the road while the fat ass guido
    road workers are lounging around then lean out and grab the cement saw then proceed to the nearest pawnshop. you should get enough money for a
    couple rocks and a blow from a indian crackwhore on main street.
    Anyway enough chitchat im gonna go eat. cya later

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    Nasty a** Crack Head!

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    whhaaattt the ffuuuccckkk???

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    Drive by tool snatchin'.

    Hide your Craftsman people!

    ~SC~

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    Now I know why the pawn shop always has those city tool with the orange spray pant on em.

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    Are you really a crack head Jon? If so ur a retard lol.

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    jon has man boobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushroomstampr
    jon has man boobs
    and snaggly crack head teeth, like Bling Bling on "Bum fights"

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    u see bum fights 2? bling bling bust out some ill rhymes. "And when we're comin, ur gonna hear dis ::gun click::.And when we're comin ur gonna hear it ::gun click::. The first one was a musket gun!"

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    lol yea, hes all like "EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH" "EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH" sounds like a mother fukin crazy bird!

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    "Bling Bling hides his crack pipe in his colllarrrrr"

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    i dont understand..... efffffffffffff wtf

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    bling bling good crack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARLOW
    i dont understand..... efffffffffffff wtf
    Its from BUM FIGHTS, some assholes went around the US paying bums like a nickle to fight eachother, they interviewed crack heads and stuff, really funny. Download it

    Bum Fights

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    big man boobies?!

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    Who needs DNP when you have crack???

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