Thread: The Crackhead Chronicles
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04-04-2005, 06:17 PM #1
The Crackhead Chronicles
Well im weighing in at a healthy 204lbs and pressing 100lbs dumbells so its hard to believe i fell of the wagon again. I just keep getting unexpected checks in the mail and then its party time. I made some chili yesterday with
a pound of bacon and a pound of hamburger among other things and i actually
sh1t my boxers at about 4 in the morning when i farted, what a mess in not even going to try and clean them i will just throw them out.
its summer soon and one of my favorite pastimes is doing drive by tool snatches from the road construction workers. This is how you do it. get a car
have a friend drive by the tools on the side of the road while the fat ass guido
road workers are lounging around then lean out and grab the cement saw then proceed to the nearest pawnshop. you should get enough money for a
couple rocks and a blow from a indian crackwhore on main street.
Anyway enough chitchat im gonna go eat. cya later
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04-04-2005, 06:20 PM #2Senior Member
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Nasty a** Crack Head!
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04-04-2005, 06:29 PM #3
whhaaattt the ffuuuccckkk???
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04-04-2005, 06:31 PM #4AR Hall of Fame
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Drive by tool snatchin'.
Hide your Craftsman people!
~SC~
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04-04-2005, 06:40 PM #5Senior Member
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Now I know why the pawn shop always has those city tool with the orange spray pant on em.
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04-04-2005, 10:15 PM #6
Are you really a crack head Jon? If so ur a retard lol.
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04-04-2005, 10:16 PM #7
jon has man boobs
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04-04-2005, 10:22 PM #8Originally Posted by mushroomstampr
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04-04-2005, 10:25 PM #9
u see bum fights 2? bling bling bust out some ill rhymes. "And when we're comin, ur gonna hear dis ::gun click::.And when we're comin ur gonna hear it ::gun click::. The first one was a musket gun!"
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04-04-2005, 10:26 PM #10
lol yea, hes all like "EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH" "EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH" sounds like a mother fukin crazy bird!
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04-04-2005, 10:27 PM #11
"Bling Bling hides his crack pipe in his colllarrrrr"
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04-04-2005, 10:32 PM #12Senior Member
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i dont understand..... efffffffffffff wtf
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04-04-2005, 10:33 PM #13
bling bling good crack!
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04-04-2005, 10:34 PM #14Originally Posted by BARLOW
Bum Fights
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04-04-2005, 10:35 PM #15Senior Member
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big man boobies?!
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04-05-2005, 02:20 AM #16
Who needs DNP when you have crack???
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