Man this girl is nice, you ever see a chick that just makes you think wow?!

[Elysium]

So, today is "Messy Day" (the day where i spend loads of money on myself and generally treat myself to a day of pure luxury!), went to Toni&Guy (www.toniandguy.com) this morning to get my hair "done", and theres this italian girl who works there, shes probably about 5'2, slim, medium length hair, shes got such a cute face.

Started chatting to her, her name is Mattelina (i assume thats how you spell it?) and she is 19 (im 20). Got her number so im gonna take her our this saturday.

Ive seen her in there nearly a year now, and each time i go there she just makes me jaw drop!

If i put all the things i like about a girl onto a piece of paper she'd match every single requirement!

Shes stunning, great to talk to, her personallity matches her looks.

[Angelis]

Go for it bro I let that one get away... luckily another one came by a couple years later... datin her now, best thing in my life

[Elysium]

Will do bro, i think theres just something about a person if they're the first thing you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of when you go to bed.

[palme]

Good luck bro!

[31uniform]

good for you man! i hope everything works out.

[Prime]

how much money did you splash out on haircuts before you asked her out?

[needmorestrength]

Awsome bro.. I hate you lol..I hope it works out for ya.. you pimp

[BUBBA74]

how much money did you splash out on haircuts before you asked her out?

Good Question

Hope it works out for ya.

[SplinterCell]

good luck bro

[Elysium]

how much money did you splash out on haircuts before you asked her out?

Well, i go there coz they cut hair good, but it costs me £27 a time. The fact that she works there is a bonus

[Juggernaut]

I've been lucky enough to have relations with two women that impressed me to no end. One of which is a ghost which walks through my mind and memory to this day.....probably will forever. Good luck.....and make her laugh, women love a man that can make them laugh.

[needmorestrength]

omg 60 bucks for a hair cut.. They use gold scissors with diamond blades right

[BUBBA74]

Well, i go there coz they cut hair good, but it costs me £27 a time. The fact that she works there is a bonus

Wow!!!

[SwoleCat]

I believe it's spelled Madelina.

At least that's what she told me.

~SC~

[Juggernaut]

I believe it's spelled Madelina.

At least that's what she told me.

~SC~

SwoleCat.....the world Player. hahahahah He's so smooth he pours out of his ride.

[SwoleCat]

SwoleCat.....the world Player. hahahahah He's so smooth he pours out of his ride.

Yes, and I'm so sharp, I live on the edge of town!

~SC~

[yooo]

I believe it's spelled Madelina.

At least that's what she told me.

~SC~

Props.. he got u messy

[Elysium]

I believe it's spelled Madelina.

At least that's what she told me.

~SC~

lol i can just imagine you sitting there in front of your pc with a mirrow attached to the screen, constantly winking at yourself

[Elysium]

omg 60 bucks for a hair cut.. They use gold scissors with diamond blades right

Nah its pretty much the top place to go to though, i get it "styled". Not gay just prefer a bit of pamperin you know? Gotta take care of yourself. Basically its not just a cut, its wash, condition, massage, cut and style.

Now, proceed to laugh.

[Elysium]

I've been lucky enough to have relations with two women that impressed me to no end. One of which is a ghost which walks through my mind and memory to this day.....probably will forever. Good luck.....and make her laugh, women love a man that can make them laugh.

I hear ya bro

[seanw]

Nah its pretty much the top place to go to though, i get it "styled". Not gay just prefer a bit of pamperin you know? Gotta take care of yourself. Basically its not just a cut, its wash, condition, massage, cut and style.

Now, proceed to laugh.

And if you went to the same Hairdresser in Bangkok they would throw in a blow job for that money

[clhp20]

Nah its pretty much the top place to go to though, i get it "styled". Not gay just prefer a bit of pamperin you know? Gotta take care of yourself. Basically its not just a cut, its wash, condition, massage, cut and style.

Now, proceed to laugh.

I hear ya messy, i go to a place here and get my hair done, just because of this one girl there, She is married, so am I. she is just the best. beautiful face, the best legs i have ever seen, and dat ass, man dat ass !!!!
Nothing will ever come from it ( i hope i am wrong about that). It's nice to go there and flirt a bit, as she does also. We both get embarrassed and then i leave.. LOL

The best part about a hair cut is getting it washed.. If you get the right person, it is almost better then sex.. And them leaning over you with there juggs slapping you in the face is a bonus too..

[BUBBA74]

And if you went to the same Hairdresser in Bangkok they would throw in a blow job for that money

Seanw you never cease to amaze me!!!

Im going to have to head to that part of the world one day to see what all the fuss is about. And yes i'll remember your words of wisdom to check before you buy.

[SwoleCat]

lol i can just imagine you sitting there in front of your pc with a mirrow attached to the screen, constantly winking at yourself

~SC~

[BUBBA74]

The best part about a hair cut is getting it washed.. If you get the right person, it is almost better then sex.. And them leaning over you with there juggs slapping you in the face is a bonus too..

Thats how they earn repeat customers.

[needmorestrength]

Nah its pretty much the top place to go to though, i get it "styled". Not gay just prefer a bit of pamperin you know? Gotta take care of yourself. Basically its not just a cut, its wash, condition, massage, cut and style.

Now, proceed to laugh.

Thank you for the go ahead hahah.. nahh its cool. I prefer to be pampered with physio and massages..

[Elysium]

Thank you for the go ahead hahah.. nahh its cool. I prefer to be pampered with physio and massages..

But seriously bro, its nice, you lay your headback, they wash your hair etc then give you a massage -neck and head massage. So relaxing.

[SwoleCat]

I bet when Madelina massages your "head", you'll be really relaxed!

~SC~

[seanw]

I bet when Madelina massages your "head", you'll be really relaxed!

~SC~

Which one ?

[Elysium]

I bet when Madelina massages your "head", you'll be really relaxed!

~SC~

Its Mattelina you fool. Dont make me come over there and attempt to lift more weights than you!

(notice i said attempt )



Right, im off for the evening, i'll be back tonight around 1am (GMT).


Cya guys!

[needmorestrength]

But seriously bro, its nice, you lay your headback, they wash your hair etc then give you a massage -neck and head massage. So relaxing.

Actually one ex took a course in head massages, soooo relaxing.. I miss her

[Psychotron]

Awsome bro.. I hate you lol..I hope it works out for ya.. you pimp

LOL! I think we went through this exact thread last year with Messy. Met some girl in the salon and someone asked him how much he paid for the hair cut lol

[Elysium]

LOL! I think we went through this exact thread last year with Messy. Met some girl in the salon and someone asked him how much he paid for the hair cut lol

Same girl!!! I mentioned her last year bro.

[IntensityX]

Man Messy she is indeed hot and tight as hell boy she is a freak er wait a minute said too much sorry

[KGBnine]

You can't beat us Italians in the looks department.

[BARLOW]

pic pls...........

[subsailor]

Mack it, Messy

By the way, what town in the UK are you from?!

[Vito_Gatti]

italian girl who works there, shes probably about 5'2, slim, medium length hair, shes got such a cute face.

You seriously just described my dream girl. I hope it doesn't work out for you.

PS- When it doesn't work out for you, hook her up with Papa Vito.






I hope it all works out bro, I was just joking, but seriously.

[Elysium]

Mack it, Messy

By the way, what town in the UK are you from?!

Would you like my full address, a copy of my birth certificate and a list of my sources too?