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  1. 04-11-2005, 12:10 PM #1
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    What do you call a black guy that flys planes?

    A pilot, you fvcking racist!
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  2. 04-11-2005, 12:11 PM #2
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    lol
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  3. 04-11-2005, 12:12 PM #3
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    Man you had me going. When I saw the title I was like what the **** is wrong with this dude.
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    Im offended.
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  5. 04-11-2005, 12:14 PM #5
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    LMAO, that's good.
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  8. 04-11-2005, 12:48 PM #8
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    That is the most racist answer ever.



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  9. 04-11-2005, 12:52 PM #9
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    i concur...i'm offended







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  10. 04-11-2005, 01:13 PM #10
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    Conversation from the historic flight.

    P = The problem logged by the pilot.
    S = The solution logged by the mechanic.

    P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

    P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
    S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

    P: No. 2 propeller seeping prop fluid.
    S: No. 2 propeller seepage normal. Nos. 1, 3 and 4 propellers lack normal seepage.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.
    S: Live bugs on backorder.

    P: Autopilot in "altitude-hold" mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
    S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

    P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
    S: Evidence removed.

    P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
    S: DME volume set to more believable level.

    P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
    S: That's what they're there for!

    P: Transponder inoperative.
    S: Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode.

    P: The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn.
    S: Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn.

    P: Suspected crack in windscreen.
    S: Suspect you're right.

    P: Number 3 engine missing.
    S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

    P: Aircraft handles funny.
    S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

    P: Radar hums.
    S: Reprogrammed radar with words.

    P: Mouse in cockpit.
    S: Cat installed.

    P: Radio switches stick
    S: Peanut butter no longer served to flight crew

    P: Screaming sound in cabin at start-up
    S: Company accountant deplaned

    P: Funny smell in cockpit
    S: Pilot told to change cologne

    P: Brakes howl on application
    S: Don't step on 'em so hard!

    P: Radio sounds like a squealing pig
    S: Removed pig from radio. BBQ behind hangar tomorrow

    P: Whole aircraft smells like BBQ
    S: Ground Checks OK

    P: First class cabin floor has a squeak
    S: Co-pilot told not to play with toddler toys in cabin anymore

    P: Electrical governor is broke
    S: Paid off governor's debt to Jimmy "The Fish" Galvano

    Cleared for take off..................
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  11. 04-11-2005, 01:56 PM #11
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    That wasn't supposed to be funny was it?
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  12. 04-11-2005, 02:00 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    That wasn't supposed to be funny was it?
    My sentiments exactly.

    Maybe you have to be a pilot to understand.
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  13. 04-11-2005, 02:08 PM #13
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    i guess so, cause i sure the hell didnt get it.
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  14. 04-11-2005, 02:12 PM #14
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    I don't get it. However the first joke was pretty funny.
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  15. 04-11-2005, 02:14 PM #15
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    There needs to be qualifications met before telling jokes on here.
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  16. 04-11-2005, 02:19 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    There needs to be qualifications met before telling jokes on here.
    Agreed. C'mon guys, this isn't open mic night. Come with your best material.
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  17. 04-11-2005, 03:57 PM #17
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    The joke is hilarious if you get it. Subtle jokes are the best. Then again, I laugh at my own jokes.

    It's supposed to turn the tables on you a bit. If you expected a racist answer to the question, then its presumed you are, in fact, a racist. I mean, what other possible answer could there be?
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  18. 04-11-2005, 03:59 PM #18
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    They are talking about singern's post
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  19. 04-11-2005, 10:04 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    They are talking about singern's post
    Correct
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  20. 04-11-2005, 10:10 PM #20
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    that joke was STRAIGHT out of Maxim
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliss
    that joke was STRAIGHT out of Maxim
    BUSTED! Always site your sources
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  22. 04-11-2005, 10:17 PM #22
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    newbrews joke..... just for clarification
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  23. 04-11-2005, 10:33 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    They are talking about singern's post
    Actually, I was talking about all the jokes in this thread.
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  24. 04-11-2005, 10:51 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bliss
    that joke was STRAIGHT out of Maxim
    Actually, I heard it from Howard Stern
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  25. 04-11-2005, 10:53 PM #25
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    maxim... i love that magazine, read it at work :P
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  26. 04-12-2005, 05:32 AM #26
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    Awesome
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  27. 04-12-2005, 05:39 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by aXe Leatherdaddy
    That wasn't supposed to be funny was it?
    I think it s pretty funny
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  29. 04-12-2005, 08:12 AM #29
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    you guys are too much
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  30. 04-12-2005, 10:30 AM #30
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    nice one Prime
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