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  1. 04-12-2005, 08:21 PM #1
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    Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

    Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.....
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  2. 04-12-2005, 08:21 PM #2
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    Lmfao!!!!!!

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  3. 04-12-2005, 08:22 PM #3
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    Wow!!! Can't argue with the truth though.
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  4. 04-12-2005, 08:22 PM #4
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    What's the difference between MJ and a pedophile?
















































    Absolutely nothing it appears.

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  5. 04-12-2005, 08:23 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    What's the difference between MJ and a pedophile?

    Absolutely nothing it appears.

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    So true it is funny. Observational humor at its finest.
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    boo not another MJ thread. And a poor immitation as well
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  7. 04-12-2005, 08:24 PM #7
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    Brains!!!!!!!!!!! Brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thriller eh!
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  8. 04-12-2005, 08:25 PM #8
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    You know he looks bad when he'd look out of place in a WAX MUSEUM!!!

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    Why does Michael Jackson like fücking 6 year old girls?

    'Cause he can turn 'em around and pretend they'Re 6 year old boys
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  10. 04-12-2005, 08:25 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prime
    boo not another MJ thread. And a poor immitation as well
    boo to you sir, get out of my thread.....
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    Lmfao!!!!!!!!

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  12. 04-12-2005, 08:28 PM #12
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    OMFG @ JDawg & Red........
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  13. 04-12-2005, 08:28 PM #13
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    lmfao! god **** lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    boo to you sir, get out of my thread.....
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  15. 04-12-2005, 08:32 PM #15
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    LOL, that was good being that I hate acne!
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  16. 04-12-2005, 08:33 PM #16
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    i heard it awhile ago, but it was a pimple and a priest... back when that type of humor was hip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Massacre
    LOL, that was good being that I hate acne!
    Really?? i would have never known.
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  18. 04-12-2005, 08:36 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by xfade7
    i heard it awhile ago, but it was a pimple and a priest... back when that type of humor was hip.
    **** i didnt know my jokes were out of date.....
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  19. 04-12-2005, 08:38 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by LACBodybuilder
    Really?? i would have never known.
    Have I made it that clear how much I hate it? LOL I tanned today I feel better....
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  20. 04-12-2005, 08:44 PM #20
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    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Little Boy Blue.

    Little Boy Blue who?

    Michael Jackson
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  21. 04-12-2005, 08:46 PM #21
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    How do you know when its time to go to bed at mj's house????

    When the big hand touches the little hand..



    How do you know mj's having a party???

    When all the big wheels are parked outside...
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    Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
    A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
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    Did you hear Michael Jackson died earlier today??? Yep, it's true, he actually died of food poisoning!!! Supposedly he ate a 12 year old wiener.
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    LMAO! OMG I'm dying...I can't beleive you just said that. That was GREAT! lol
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    You heard what college he used to attend right? Bringham Young
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    Have you heard of the new sandwich called the McJackson?

    46 yr. old meat between 13 yr. old buns... (he-he)
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    Quote Originally Posted by subsailor
    Have you heard of the new sandwich called the McJackson?

    46 yr. old meat between 13 yr. old buns... (he-he)
    Awesome
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    I am no way anti religious so those who are don't take offense to this:

    What do Michael Jackson and a catholic priest do at a bar?

    Compare notes

    And again no offense to the catholics!!!!!
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