Originally Posted by
Mutant
I was bouncing at a local bar, and my girlfriend showed up around 30 minutes before we closed because she just got done hanging out with some friends. So, she sat at the bar and had a beer while I finished tossing everyone out. Then I realized that a couple of old, drunk, mexicans were staring at her since her thong was hanging out. Then one of them went upto her and started hitting on her. I just sat around and watched because I was cracking up since the guy had a really bad mullet. Then I saw him put money in her purse as he was talking to her. She kept glancing over at me like she wanted help, but she was also busy laughing at the same thing I was, so after about 15 minutes of this going on I told the owner that she was my girlfriend, and he freaked out because he knew the guy that was hitting on her. He asked me to not beat him up, and I said "no way, that guy is having the time of his life." She told him about 5 times that she had a boyfriend and he didnt care and slipped more $$ in her purse. Finally I cut in and said baby, lets go home and f*ck. After he realized who I was he pulled a big frown on his face and the owner practically fell to the floor laughing. We even made like 40$!
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