Science Proves beer turns men into women

**Honest Abe** · 05-02-2005, 03:59 PM

Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens)
and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men talked excessively without making sense; became overly emotional; couldn't drive; failed to
think rationally; argued over nothing; had to sit down while

urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

**symatech** · 05-02-2005, 04:06 PM

you're going to get some flak from some female members but that is funny as hell! I'm definately remembering this one...

**Prime** · 05-02-2005, 04:11 PM

oldie but a goodie.

**GOATNUTS** · 05-02-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Honest Abe

Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens)
and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men talked excessively without making sense; became overly emotional; couldn't drive; failed to
think rationally; argued over nothing; had to sit down while

urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

lmfao

**511220** · 05-02-2005, 05:37 PM

Printed it off and handed it to the wife...no laugh's though...mnnnnnnn?

weird

511220

**kloter1** · 05-02-2005, 07:06 PM

hahh thats great. i was wondering why my buds were acting like such fags lately

**needmorestrength** · 05-02-2005, 07:26 PM

OMG hahahahahhahaha thats awsome

**Powrlftr** · 05-03-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by Honest Abe

Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens)
and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men talked excessively without making sense; became overly emotional; couldn't drive; failed to
think rationally; argued over nothing; had to sit down while

urinating; and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

This was posted here in the past. Soy beans also contain phytoestrogens, so I think you the next time you post this somewhere you should change 'beer' to 'soy beans' just for the **** of it