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Thread: The Mind Of Cry0smate....WHO is HE?

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    The Mind Of Cry0smate....WHO is HE?

    ALL I am the greatness, the BEAST of a MAN who will squash YOU LIKE the BUG you are. I HAVE internet TOURETTES that causes me to intermittently CAPITALIZE words for NO reason, I'm 29 years OLD and have trained RELENTLESSLY for the last 32 years. I will SOMEDAY look like Ronnie COLEMAN due to the large amounts of INJECTIBLE Cell Mass that I am taking. It is also PROVEN that running CELL MASS alone is not needed during various CREATINE cycles. I have ALSO on multiple OCCASIONS been mistaken for a model, a true MANLY man who will steal your FEMALE and blind you with my STAGGERING beauty.

    When I ENTER a room , even god HIMSELF turns in DISBELIEF at the creation that is ME. My 47 inch arms coupled with my massive beastly TRUNKS further defines this BEAST of a creature THAT is I.

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    Thats good green...

    511220

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    we need pics, and dont forget an up close face shot to make the thread even weirder

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    Yes! You must have the up close face shot or else it looses the serial killer aspect.

    I can't believe you didn't know this.

    Rookie!

    ~SC~

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    Make sure to do the cool colored contacts too...

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    Last edited by 511220; 05-18-2005 at 08:52 PM.

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    I'm SEXXXXXXY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cry0smate
    ALL I am the greatness, the BEAST of a MAN who will squash YOU LIKE the BUG you are. I HAVE internet TOURETTES that causes me to intermittently CAPITALIZE words for NO reason, I'm 29 years OLD and have trained RELENTLESSLY for the last 32 years. I will SOMEDAY look like Ronnie COLEMAN due to the large amounts of INJECTIBLE Cell Mass that I am taking. It is also PROVEN that running CELL MASS alone is not needed during various CREATINE cycles. I have ALSO on multiple OCCASIONS been mistaken for a model, a true MANLY man who will steal your FEMALE and blind you with my STAGGERING beauty.

    When I ENTER a room , even god HIMSELF turns in DISBELIEF at the creation that is ME. My 47 inch arms coupled with my massive beastly TRUNKS further defines this BEAST of a creature THAT is I.
    I ENVY YOU! You should write a book about how great you are. I think everyone should worship you. You are truely a GOD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cry0smate
    I'm SEXXXXXXY
    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

    Now I'm gonna have f*cking nightmares about Anadrol Anavarigdor.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cry0smate
    I'm SEXXXXXXY


    ur presentation is way off, u need to enlarge the pic about 10x's and then make it just appear on the thread instead of having the option to expand it, so even if u could really give a shit about seeing the pic, its gonna come up anyway

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    There U Go, Niiiiiiiiiccceeeeeee

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDfromGC
    ur presentation is way off, u need to enlarge the pic about 10x's and then make it just appear on the thread instead of having the option to expand it, so even if u could really give a shit about seeing the pic, its gonna come up anyway
    ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!



    I was with you all the way through that description too bruh, lmfao, too funny.



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    Lol

    hahaha....you guys...."Big Louie...."

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    Blah, I TRY! lol

    I have entirely too much time on my hands tonight!

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    hahah as do we all


    this made my night

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    funny stuff.

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    Yoda you bastard!

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    funny post bro

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    Cyr0 is my hero!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    Cyr0 is my hero!
    wtf...lol

    Ditto

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    wtf...lol

    Ditto
    wat you mean WTF i mean come on look at him .. he is an intelligent wise druggie who is very comical and down to earth... YOU CANT BEAT THAT!

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    I feel special lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cry0smate
    I feel special lmao
    as you should!
    Nice pic of you BTW

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    as you should!
    Nice pic of you BTW
    Thank you, that is all natural too, that's why I've trained 1000s of people.

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    wow what a guy, hes a scientist, a personal trainer, a motivational speaker, AND hes modest. Not only does he know more then everyone on this board combined without prior experience but he's got great facial features and beastly legs, i even heard a rumor that his BF is 6%---6 Fing percent !!!!!!!!!!. Cry0s, ur my hero. Cry0s

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    LMFAO!!!!! Great Post BlInDsIdE!! What way to sum up a whole post that seriously reeks of BS in a few sentences.

    Props to you bro!

    LOL I'm still laughing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Yes! You must have the up close face shot or else it looses the serial killer aspect.

    I can't believe you didn't know this.

    Rookie!

    ~SC~
    Don't forget also that we are still waiting for his legs shots...

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    hard to post a pic when ur bannd

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