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    How to make a Woman Happy!

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a chef
    7. an electrician
    8. a carpenter
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a decorator
    12. a stylist
    13. a sexologist
    14. a gynecologist
    15. a psychologist
    16. a pest exterminator
    17. a psychiatrist
    18. a healer
    19. a good listener
    20. an organizer
    21. a good father
    22. very clean
    23. sympathetic
    24. athletic
    25. warm
    26. attentive
    27. gallant
    28. intelligent
    29. funny
    30. creative
    31. tender
    32. strong
    33. understanding
    34. tolerant
    35. prudent
    36. ambitious
    37. capable
    38. courageous
    39. determined
    40. true
    41. dependable
    42. passionate
    43. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    53. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * appointments she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring something to drink
    3. Hand over the remote

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    SV-1 makes me happy

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    only 53 things, great!

    you only have to be good at 1 of them right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    SV-1 makes me happy
    Ummmm.... I don't know what you're talking about stud... err, I mean dud.

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    That was good. Now I'm happy too. <-- See!

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    14. gynecologist. i can do that. unless there actually is a fungus on her fellopian tube.

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    To Make a Woman Happy:

    1. MONEY
    2. MONEY
    3. MONEY

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    seriously dudes... DO NOT give in and marry one. they will take you for everything you got and some more. and while your in despair about it, they'll be out spending your hard earned money and sucking every dick in town.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pump101
    seriously dudes... DO NOT give in and marry one. they will take you for everything you got and some more. and while your in despair about it, they'll be out spending your hard earned money and sucking every dick in town.
    No sh*t huh. Been there, done that.

    If there's a next time, there will be an airtight pre-nup.

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    My list is not that long

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
    My list is not that long
    Luvin' that avatar.......

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    holy shit y all that just **** her hard **** her good thats it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    Luvin' that avatar.......
    i think thats her , VIN

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    yup, last time i checked
    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    i think thats her , VIN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
    yup, last time i checked
    we dont have hot women on this board jk

    looking good

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV-1
    It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a chef
    7. an electrician
    8. a carpenter
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a decorator
    12. a stylist
    13. a sexologist
    14. a gynecologist
    15. a psychologist
    16. a pest exterminator
    17. a psychiatrist
    18. a healer
    19. a good listener
    20. an organizer
    21. a good father
    22. very clean
    23. sympathetic
    24. athletic
    25. warm
    26. attentive
    27. gallant
    28. intelligent
    29. funny
    30. creative
    31. tender
    32. strong
    33. understanding
    34. tolerant
    35. prudent
    36. ambitious
    37. capable
    38. courageous
    39. determined
    40. true
    41. dependable
    42. passionate
    43. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    53. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * appointments she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring something to drink
    3. Hand over the remote
    The abridged version.......

    Treat her like crap
    Make her feel insecure
    Maintain dominance over the relationship

    Women want what they can't have...if you don't roll over they will go nuts for you....its that simple

    ....ehhhhh hey honey....no I am not pretending to be a hardass on the internet, and that I wear the pants in this relationship....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalMethodX
    we dont have hot women on this board jk

    looking good

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    "How to make a Woman Happy!"

    You can't...

    When it comes to men, keeping your woman happy is a myth... an urban legend

    Red

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    Not true.. just stop trying to be something your not
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    "How to make a Woman Happy!"

    You can't...

    When it comes to men, keeping your woman happy is a myth... an urban legend

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
    Not true.. just stop trying to be something your not

    hey.. I know you I think, you go to brant house?

    hmmmm, maybe I need to see some other pics... hmmm.

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    My Grandfather told me all you need is a big dikk to make a woman happy.

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    Guys often try way to hard.. or go after the wrong girl.. if u keep chasing rainbows.. thne yes.. u will enver find a way to make a woman happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by alphaman
    My Grandfather told me all you need is a big dikk to make a woman happy.
    Grandpa told me that to make a woman happy i need to find the clitoris......what ever the hell that is .

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlInDsIdE
    Grandpa told me that to make a woman happy i need to find the clitoris......what ever the hell that is .
    It's the little indian in the front of the canoe. Sometimes he hides under a blanket.

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    you all too damn funny, im over here at work readin this shit crackin up n my customers r like "wat is ur problem, do u think our problems r funny" cuz im a technician 4cingular, keep up the comedy lol..............PLP u r damn goodlookin too holla at ur boy!!!!!!!!!111

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
    Guys often try way to hard.. or go after the wrong girl.. if u keep chasing rainbows.. thne yes.. u will enver find a way to make a woman happy
    so what is the right girl then, you say the wrong girl like you can conglomerate them all together??

    IMO women are the ones trying way too hard, they spend hours soupin themselves up, simply to out do the other women...

    the men, they dont try to hard, its just that their "game" is so friggen flakey that they appear to try to hard cause all they wanna do is get laid and think, hmmmm, act really nice and buy her lots of drinks and act macho, shes bound to love me.

    personally thats not my approach, never has been and I'm pretty happy.

    still think you look farmiliar tho

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    Well i guess im everywhere.. maybe u seen me at the gym:P

    But in all honest i don't really care if i get everyones attention or look better than other women.. and i make my own money so i can buy my own drinks..:P



    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    so what is the right girl then, you say the wrong girl like you can conglomerate them all together??

    IMO women are the ones trying way too hard, they spend hours soupin themselves up, simply to out do the other women...

    the men, they dont try to hard, its just that their "game" is so friggen flakey that they appear to try to hard cause all they wanna do is get laid and think, hmmmm, act really nice and buy her lots of drinks and act macho, shes bound to love me.

    personally thats not my approach, never has been and I'm pretty happy.

    still think you look farmiliar tho

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    Starting to wish I lived in Canada right now. I know that your tax bracket is different from here in the states, but damn your woman are hella hot. I be sure to make a trip to Toronto soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
    But in all honest i don't really care if i get everyones attention or look better than other women.. and i make my own money so i can buy my own drinks..:P

    good!! another woman with her head screwed on right....

    and CASH to boot.

    How bout we meet at brant house tomorrow night and we can talk about this a wee bit further...

    dont worry you can BUY YOUR OWN DAM DRINKS... and A FEW (10) for me

    P.S =

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    1. Big Bank Account
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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    1. Big Bank Account
    2. Big Dick

    SADLY the two damn things your missing






    JK bro.... jk'in

    go blow a hot smelly wad on you know where for AR ... and scream DALLY!

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    True, SV, so true....

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    Hahaha i actually don't drink:P (for the most part.. screws up training):P

    And i got enough cash for me.. my heads screwed on enough to know not to blow money on a guy.. at least not one that hasnt been around for a while:P

    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    good!! another woman with her head screwed on right....

    and CASH to boot.

    How bout we meet at brant house tomorrow night and we can talk about this a wee bit further...

    dont worry you can BUY YOUR OWN DAM DRINKS... and A FEW (10) for me

    P.S =

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    SADLY the two damn things your missing



    JK bro.... jk'in

    go blow a hot smelly wad on you know where for AR ... and scream DALLY!
    D*mnit who told you, have you been talking to Tai again? No more pearl necklaces for that ungrateful fuker...

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    D*mnit who told you, have you been talking to Tai again? No more pearl necklaces for that ungrateful fuker...

    thats is just plain SEXY.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    thats is just plain SEXY.

    That's right....get rid of those big sharp teeth of yours and you can come play too

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    If you used muratic acid as shaving cream by accident,brushed your teeth with kerosene,and it took a bed of a pickup truck to haul your ass somewhere it wouldn't matter as long as you had money.....There's always at least two girls to fight over every guy that's loaded with cheddar.....

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    Only 53 things huh?



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