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  1. 05-27-2005, 01:24 PM #1
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    I Just Smacked My Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    In the ass last night cause I was feeling hoooooorrrnnnaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I friend of mine gave me some viagra last night and I tried it just for kicks, and gooooooood lorddddddd my d**k was harder then a muthaaaafu***kkaaa.. We rammed for a couple hours through the night and I must say she was in some pain because it was so damn hard!! But she loved every minute of it....ha ha ha, just thought I'd share that.... That shit makes your dick harder then a wooden bat........
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  2. 05-27-2005, 01:27 PM #2
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    awe, I was hoping you were gonna tell us how you donkey punched your girlfriend... I would be able to comment more if that was the case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    In the ass last night cause I was feeling hoooooorrrnnnaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I friend of mine gave me some viagra last night and I tried it just for kicks, and gooooooood lorddddddd my d**k was harder then a muthaaaafu***kkaaa.. We rammed for a couple hours through the night and I must say she was in some pain because it was so damn hard!! But she loved every minute of it....ha ha ha, just thought I'd share that.... That shit makes your dick harder then a wooden bat........
    oh, so that's what viagra does......
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  5. 05-27-2005, 01:29 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    awe, I was hoping you were gonna tell us how you donkey punched your girlfriend... I would be able to comment more if that was the case.

    I knew the headline would grab everyone's attention..

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  6. 05-27-2005, 01:30 PM #6
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    i'll stay away from viagra. my girl would probably say no then i would wander my horny ass down to the bar.
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    Viagra is not good if things do not go as planned. I have taken the little blue pill with full expectations of relief to come my way in the immediate future only to have some emergency come up and I got denied and got stuck nursing a woodie for the next 10 hours.

    I thought from the title that you Tapped your girls ass. Dang...kind of disappointed.
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  8. 05-27-2005, 03:35 PM #8
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    be careful with that crap it could make you heart race and hyperventilate. Not to mention the hard on that might not go down.. Very painful.
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  9. 05-27-2005, 04:21 PM #9
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    viagra is good stuff if you want to nail you hotty night long. I used viagra and cialis together. Great results:-)
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  10. 05-27-2005, 04:37 PM #10
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    Cialis makes Russel the Love Muscle harder than Chinese Algebra.



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    what a terrible title...
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  13. 05-27-2005, 09:20 PM #13
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    i spit my protein shake all over my computer screen when i read this post
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    Now you went and did it. Here at the age of 52 I thought sex was a passing me by. Now I have to go out and buy this viagra shit. Like I haven't spent enough on all my other supplements. Honey give me a few days and then throw out your toy I bought you. Now look at my avatar doesn't she look happy!
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    who the hell erased my post here ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Cialis makes Russel the Love Muscle harder than Chinese Algebra.



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  17. 05-28-2005, 10:32 AM #17
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    ha after hearing SC say it like that.. i dont think i can ever sport a hard on again...
    i mean chinese algebra!? lol
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  18. 05-28-2005, 03:20 PM #18
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    I heard it can make you blind. It was on the National news.
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