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05-31-2005, 05:03 PM #1
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never a shortage of gym idiots...
So, today at the gym, I had the moron on the bench next to me (who had no clue what he was doing, but pretended anyway) singing "this shit is banana's, B-A-N-A-N-A-S" over and over again. Then, moron #2 on the other side of the gym, fell off the treadmill not once, but twice.
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05-31-2005, 05:05 PM #2
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LMFAO!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!!
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05-31-2005, 05:07 PM #3
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Gwen Stefani huh!!!
Love that song!
J/K.......
That's bananas.......
B A N A N A S.
Very "appealing"..........(a-peeling)
Bad joke.........
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05-31-2005, 05:12 PM #4
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hahahaha Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Very "appealing"..........(a-peeling)
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05-31-2005, 05:35 PM #5
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That's a song ppl:P
Hmmm i fall of the stair mill sometimes..
:P
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05-31-2005, 05:40 PM #6
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your a girl though, so its cute and funny. Imagine some toolbag looking around the gym trying to act cool, and in the process falls off the treadmill. hahahaha. Other peoples misfortune is poss the funniest thing in the world. Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
That's a song ppl:P
Hmmm i fall of the stair mill sometimes..
:P
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05-31-2005, 06:26 PM #7
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I love gym idiot stories.
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05-31-2005, 06:31 PM #8
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Well gyms r full of dummies:P Mine too.. that's why i go real early in the morning to avoid the morons
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05-31-2005, 06:32 PM #9
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that song is terrible.....
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05-31-2005, 07:21 PM #10
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I hate most everyone at the gym I go to.... either couples being all "cute and loving" pretending to workout together, or the geriatrics doing what I suppose is some workout routine from the early '30's or the local high school dicks, walking around like they're 300 + lbs....
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05-31-2005, 07:21 PM #11
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Its ok brother, you can tell us that it was you that fell off the treadmill.
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05-31-2005, 07:23 PM #12
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You want to avoid them? I go to the gym twice a day just to try to view them. They are my comic relief for the day. Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
A soccer mom fell of the treadmill last week. It was awesome. She's the same one that always asks me why I play my iPod so loud. Gee, it couldn't be to drown out her rambling about the Britney Spears reality show.
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05-31-2005, 07:28 PM #13
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Yes, but the video and gwen is frickin hot! Originally Posted by Neo
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05-31-2005, 07:39 PM #14
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Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump
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05-31-2005, 08:01 PM #15
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Gwen Stefani huh!!!
Love that song!
J/K.......
That's bananas.......
B A N A N A S.
Very "appealing"..........(a-peeling)
Bad joke.........
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..Thanks a bunch (a bunch) for that joke!
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05-31-2005, 08:04 PM #16
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Okay, not THAT was fruity! Originally Posted by Duck of Death
..Thanks a bunch (a bunch) for that joke!
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06-01-2005, 12:52 AM #17
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Bananas. *deep breath* Thank God they haven't started playing that at my gym yet.
Falling off the tread mill... I had an ex-girlfriend that I couldn't get on the tread mill because that happend to her once. She always wanted to use the stairmaster. I hate that thing. It's torture. Gimme a 4% incline at 4mph and I'm set. 65-70% THR baby. Fvck that stairmater.
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06-01-2005, 04:37 AM #18
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I sing along at the gym and i have seen guys laughing at me... It's the same bloody tracks every morning too and i can't help it.. every once ina while the guy at the desk throws that really old one "barbie girl" from aqua in too...
Ok.. i'm gonna stop while im behind:P
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06-01-2005, 08:19 AM #19
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Originally Posted by Prettylittlepest
THANK CHRIST!
I fukin LOVE Gwen Stefani tho, she is one of the sexiest women out there right now IMO, physically and mentally and has one amazing sense of style that changes like a true chameleon....from ultra chic and to super sporty to bad girl hustla...
which is soooo fukin SEXY.
Gavin, your a lucky bahy...... (PRICK!)
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06-01-2005, 08:32 AM #20
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Originally Posted by Dally
she dances like a retard!
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06-01-2005, 08:34 AM #21
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I couldn't have said it better... Originally Posted by Jantzen4k
she dances like a retard!
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06-01-2005, 08:46 AM #22
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She has sex appeal though
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06-01-2005, 09:00 AM #23
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she cant dance, and i dont think shes sexy. whats bananas, is how that song got recorded..no, whats bananas is how she could get a contract to record that album
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06-01-2005, 09:24 AM #24
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I nick name everyone at the gym.. i assume they do it to me too:P
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06-01-2005, 09:30 AM #25
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Tell me about It, just the other day this chap proceeded to unload the bench from one side only, obviously the other side went up and over,, about 60kg of weight all over the show lol and he said that don’t normally happen…. I couldn’t believe it Originally Posted by Big Poppa Pump
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06-01-2005, 10:18 AM #26
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I did that once, not enough carbs in the brain. It happens when cutting. Cut him some slack if it happens once. If it happens again, catch him before he finishes, and then tell him go eat some white bread and to eat some whole grains before his next work out.
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06-01-2005, 10:47 AM #27
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AAAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHA fell of the treadmill...that made me laugh out loud soo hard...
i havent seen that one before but im gonna make sure to laugh and point if i see it.
i just got back from training and there was a guy who grabbed the lat pull down...locked out at the top and then sat on the floor...and kept doing it for like 10-12 reps...i didnt know WHAT the hell he was working out, i figured his shoes or his wrist wraps.
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06-01-2005, 10:47 AM #28
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I stopped going to the gym. When I forgot my headphones would bench to light 99...the songs no one wants to hear FM. Also, the pretty boys would stand around chatting all day and wonder why Im pressing 3x what they are. Now, just go downstairs and turn the music up.
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06-01-2005, 12:50 PM #29
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I've been seriously thinking about switching gyms because of the music they play. Eightie's crap and classic rock. Plus everyone in there is either 40+ or under 18 it seems. They lowered the minimum age to 14 so it's like goddamn Romper-Room. And absolutely no good looking women. I'd like to see at least one girl worth looking at once in awhile. It's motivating. I'm in and out in about 30-40 minutes and people are still standing around chatting like they have nowhere else to be. Sorry, this thread got me going.
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06-01-2005, 01:08 PM #30
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Originally Posted by jerseyboy
yah I hear crap gym = crap workouts.
being in a gym fulla hot chicks makes you do a few more sets and sqeeze a little harder... and stick around to do some abs or forearms when they're doin one arm bent over dumbell rows.
ahhahha
nice asche baby
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06-01-2005, 04:12 PM #31
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theres just some songs guys cant sing no matter how catchy they are....other day i heard a guy singing this techno song "listen to your heart, when HE's calling for youuuuu listen to your hearrrrrrt before HE tells you goodbyeeee" freakin weirdoooo lol
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06-01-2005, 04:35 PM #32
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You should have sang back to him "Shut up, just Shut up, shut up!" LOL
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06-01-2005, 07:33 PM #33
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The Sepe-Meister isn't a big Gwen fan. She's too fake with her platinum locks and black eyes, and her music's crap also. I'd brown-bag her though if i were really bored.
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06-01-2005, 08:26 PM #34
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Yeah man, I'm married but even my wife knows I like to look at hot women. Originally Posted by Dally
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06-01-2005, 08:30 PM #35
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Originally Posted by ultimo
wtf?
Where do these people come from?
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