Local cop on roids...

**elicotton** · 06-03-2005, 06:44 PM

I live in a small town where everyone knows everyone, and one of the local cops and I used to smoke weed together all the time (before he was a cop). He became a cop around five years ago and started working out and getting pretty huge. I cracked on him a couple of times about roids but he just laughed.

Anyway, my training partner is a heating/air conditioning guy and was called to this dudes house today for a service call. When he got there, it was just the guys wife at home. My partner goes into the hallway where the thermostat is, notices that the filter is made into the lower part of a closet door. He decides to see if the filter is clogged, opens the door, and can see that they use the top half of this closet as a place to store medicine (asprin, etc.) Then he notices a shitload of pins and he claims at least 10 20 cc bottles from a well known ug lab. About this time, he realized that the cops wife has walked up and is looking at him looking at the gear. He just played it cool and asked if she had a clean filter. She said no, so he said he would go to the truck and get one.

The funny part was that the wife seemed completely clueless about the gear! When he came back in, he said she was still standing at the closet and apologized for how dirty the filter was. As he changed out the filter he was eye level with a few hundred bucks of illegal gear!

If I were an asshole I could prolly get some of that gear as hush money.

**tonytone** · 06-03-2005, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by elicotton

If I were an asshole I could prolly get some of that gear as hush money.

you should....there are plently of crooked ass coppers that would fvck with us in the same way.........

**wolfyEVH** · 06-03-2005, 07:39 PM

you would think he'd be smart enough to know to take the shit out of there, knowing that the heating/air guy is gonna show up......and dont be an asshole and do that to him.......then he'll just turn and bust your ass for gear and deny he ever took any

**Smiley619** · 06-07-2005, 02:33 AM

for every crooked cop there should be a crooked citizen

**Smiley619** · 06-07-2005, 02:34 AM

ok ok, tat was phucking dumb, there are countless amounts of crooked citizens, forget i said anything

**hellapimpin** · 06-07-2005, 02:46 AM

now you know, and knowing is half the battle...GGGGGG IIIIIIII JOOOOEEEEEE.

**bigol'legs** · 06-07-2005, 04:33 AM

Originally Posted by wolfyEVH

you would think he'd be smart enough to know to take the shit out of there, knowing that the heating/air guy is gonna show up......and dont be an asshole and do that to him.......then he'll just turn and bust your ass for gear and deny he ever took any

and the pics you took wouldnt be admissable in court..

**ultimo** · 06-07-2005, 04:40 AM

id rather have a roid cop helping me then a fat or skinny cop

KEEP EM JUICED! i want a police force of robocops storming the streets getting rid of the bad guys

**SwoleCat** · 06-07-2005, 08:25 AM

Should have gone to his truck (back home actually) and come back with a huge syringe and his own 50cc bottle or two. Drained all the guys real gear and put regular oil back in the UG lab vials.

Voila! You have your shit, and your local cop is on a cycle of olive oil.

~SC~