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  1. 06-28-2005, 10:34 AM #1
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    Vida is a TARD!!!

    Yeah, you heard me.... I was watching RapCity last night and she was hosting it with Mister X.... I swear the girl doesn't know left from right... She's hot and has a killer ass, but if her ass could talk it would say far more intelligent words than the ones that came outa her mouth. I am posting this because this chick is discussed on numerous threads and I am here to say that her looks are the only thing going for her.... oh yeah, her money, fame, fortune and probably fantastic shaped breasts... god I'm horny... Common, gimme what you got, I know a few of you (not gonna mention names SC) will have a thing or two to say!
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  2. 06-28-2005, 10:36 AM #2
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    i wanna fvck her 1000 times everday
    gonna fvk her till she can never walk again
    i need to get laid ....
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    Thats the shit that ruins it for me. The are hotter than hell and then they open the mouth and ?%*# comes out.
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    There's allot of good looking air-headed girls out there, what was she talking about?
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    who cares bout her brain im not fvk her brain am I
    the bonbon mmm her bonbon is friggin hot
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    Im in just to hear what swole has to say.. Like we all didnt know she was a dumb jersey broad..
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  7. 06-28-2005, 10:48 AM #7
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    The girl is seriously 1/4 down syndrome... I am reconsidering keeping her in my spank bank due to the fact that she can't even work a microphone... what the hell would she do with my tiger??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    spank bank

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    as far as tards go shes a hot tard id fvck her no matter wut
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  10. 06-28-2005, 11:02 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    as far as tards go shes a hot tard id fvck her no matter wut
    yeah, as would I.... but would you let her say your name???? she'd by like.. ohhhhhh i.I.i.I.i.IRonf Reak and probably try and pronounce the X.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    yeah, as would I.... but would you let her say your name???? she'd by like.. ohhhhhh i.I.i.I.i.IRonf Reak and probably try and pronounce the X.

    thats how all of you should say my name MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

    Dont u just love her personality
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    The girl is seriously 1/4 down syndrome... I am reconsidering keeping her in my spank bank due to the fact that she can't even work a microphone... what the hell would she do with my tiger??

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  13. 06-28-2005, 11:57 AM #13
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    Quote me on this:

    "I don't care about her vocal linguistics,
    I'm only concerned w/her ass and my dick logistics"...........

    ~SC~
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  14. 06-28-2005, 12:00 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Quote me on this:

    "I don't care about her vocal linguistics,
    I'm only concerned w/her ass and my dick logistics"...........

    ~SC~
    can you please add this to you sig..
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  15. 06-28-2005, 12:03 PM #15
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    Trust me, if I made a rap about her, it'd be in there!

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    Come On!! You know what she would do with your Tiger... lol

    Who cares if she can't carry a convo, you know she can at least
    make your Big Cat turn into a pussy cat... lol She's not wifey
    material anyway, but sure would be alot of fun when it comes
    to taming Tigers...

    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    The girl is seriously 1/4 down syndrome... I am reconsidering keeping her in my spank bank due to the fact that she can't even work a microphone... what the hell would she do with my tiger??
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  17. 06-28-2005, 12:12 PM #17
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    To me, it'd be better if she didn't speak at all!

    Just moan and scream a bit, then shut the f*ck up.



    ~SC~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    Yeah, you heard me.... I was watching RapCity last night and she was hosting it with Mister X.... I swear the girl doesn't know left from right... She's hot and has a killer ass, but if her ass could talk it would say far more intelligent words than the ones that came outa her mouth. I am posting this because this chick is discussed on numerous threads and I am here to say that her looks are the only thing going for her.... oh yeah, her money, fame, fortune and probably fantastic shaped breasts... god I'm horny... Common, gimme what you got, I know a few of you (not gonna mention names SC) will have a thing or two to say!
    i'd rather that to fcuk more than a smart chick
    that makes it easier
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    To me, it'd be better if she didn't speak at all!

    Just moan and scream a bit, then shut the f*ck up.



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    exactly my point, the muter the better (talking wise) and loud moans
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  20. 06-28-2005, 12:19 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by buff87
    Come On!! You know what she would do with your Tiger... lol

    Who cares if she can't carry a convo, you know she can at least
    make your Big Cat turn into a pussy cat... lol She's not wifey
    material anyway, but sure would be alot of fun when it comes
    to taming Tigers... :    )
    yeah, this would be fun.... we could play lion kindom.... She get's to be the tiger and I'll just throw her the meat.... nothing a little tubesteak couldn't take care of... now if she can sing at the same time, I would make her wifey material.!!!
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    As they say, shes great to fu*k and have fun with, but not someone you would take home to the family.
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    I'd take her home to my family.

    My Dad would see her ass, and would totally understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I'd take her home to my family.

    My Dad would see her ass, and would totally understand.

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    i won't do that SC, my dad would divorce my mom
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    Still, after you gizzz all over her face, shes going to start talking. Then, you have to listen to it. wok wok wok
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    The girl is seriously 1/4 down syndrome...
    "Some say she's retarded, but those titties ain't retarded!!" -- Dave Attell

    I love that quote.
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