LOL Van sure you did. Welcome to the perverse palace
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL Van sure you did
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
LOL Van sure you did
No american, I say no american is as perverted as a FRENCHMAN! NONE!!!!!!!
especially one who are on the juice!!!!!!!!
but a dude with some feminine voice that likes to get ****ed by a dildo!
HE'S USED TO BE A SAILOR RIGHT!!!!!!!
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Haha, small like in body size...Clock -- small how . Actually the one that has just screwed with my head was not a very big guy. I like a guy fit or muscular. Just don't like SOFT, lazy men.
Oh boy...I'm gunna start getting in trouble...Wanna create a few more "warm" memories big guy
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No american, I say no american is as perverted as a FRENCHMAN! NONE!!!!!!!
especially one who are on the juice!!!!!!!!
but a dude with some feminine voice that likes to get ****ed by a dildo!
HE'S USED TO BE A SAILOR RIGHT!!!!!!!
that is the funniest shit I have read on this board in a long time
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My first boyfriend in the Navy was a Texan. He took my innocence at the ripe old age of 18!!!Haha, small like in body size...
Oh boy...I'm gunna start getting in trouble...
AHhh I don't want to corrupt you luv.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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My first boyfriend in the Navy was a Texan. He took my innocence at the ripe old age of 18!!!
AHhh I don't want to corrupt you luv
im already corrupted enought!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Oh man I hope I find out in August !!!!!!!!!! whowowowowowowowowo
No never in the Navy MR!I think he said he was in the Canadian Army though
No american, I say no american is as perverted as a FRENCHMAN! NONE!!!!!!!
especially one who are on the juice!!!!!!!!
but a dude with some feminine voice that likes to get ****ed by a dildo!
HE'S USED TO BE A SAILOR RIGHT!!!!!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
AR-Hall of Famer
Oh man I hope I find out in August !!!!!!!!!! whowowowowowowowowo
No never in the Navy MR!
No Canadian Army men, like to get ****ed in the ass by a dildo! We required approved, regulated strap-ons wear by french canadian horny women, nothing else!
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i think a girls a-hole is very sexy.. most guys do, especially if the girl's hot.. i don't know why yall would be off turned off by a guy wanting to go there..
as for a guy liking his played with, wierd.that area is just one that i wouldn't let a girl near..
oh, and women always have the best gay-dar or whatever.. they can spot gay tendecncies very well.. if there is anything gay about a guy a girl will pick up on it right away.. most guys won't
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......Guess what?? join the club. Life is just one drama after another.
It's that way for all of us! Also strange how a lot of guys consider anal with a woman the best thing since sliced bread, but if the girl gets curious about their brownie and want to play, they go off the deep end. Get a grip guys - gay is in the head, not the butt!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Ohhh thanks for setting me straight. Are those strap ons ribbed for your pleasure too?
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
if he's willing to let someone stick ANYTHING in his ass......then hes definately a FAG...seriously
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Only for airborne
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Hee hee oh the visuals !!
Only for airborne
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
Sets off your "Gaydar," eh? Sets off mine, too . . .He says oh ya I like it when a woman slips in a couple fingers, even thought about letting her slip a dildo in
The convo went south from
there. Likes to be spanked,
hot wax, the works.
SO.....what makes me nervous is the whole "men on the down low" thing. I've read a few articles on it and its kinda scarey. He has made it VERY clear that he likes women and according to him while he's not homophobic (my ex was) he doesn't understand it.
I don't care if he's gay....or bi. We can be great friends. But for me, the last thing I want to do is start dating a guy that bats for both teams.
Im not trying to sterotype here......at all.....but something makes me uneasy.
What do you guys think?
But truth be told, about 10% of men find anal stimulation to be arousing -- and that's 10% of straight men as well as 10% of gay men. Problem is, straight men are pretty well conditioned not to allow themselves to admit that they like it because it's too "faggy." And my guess is that this guy is a bit on the "wild" side, since he allows himself to enjoy hot wax and spanking and who knows what.
Well, humans are capable of a pretty wide spectrum of sexual activity, and this guy sounds like he's on the edge of the spectrum. But still very much within the range of normal. All that you have to decide is if you're comfortable participating in the stuff he likes. If yes, then enjoy and have a good time! If not, well, I'm sure you'll find someone else who tickles your fancy.
Of course, he may be bisexual, in which case, you'll have to find out a few more things about him, like whether he's going to have sex with other people in the future. At that point, you'll have to decide if you're comfortable with that or not, and again, if you are, fine; if not, then fine.
If he's been through one of those Christian things where they "reform" gays into heterosexals, well, to make a long story short, he's just confused & deluding himself, and I wouldn't expect too much of a relationship with him.
In short, if you're uneasy around him, he's probably not the right fellow for you. I wouldn't worry, though; there are other fish in the ocean . . .
-Tock
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Thank you Tock
I am concerned about the possibility of him being Bi and the whole issue of other partners, etc.
Thanks again Tock
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
What? Those _actually_ exist?!
New Member
Wow, squillion replies to this thread in no time, well here is my party piece...Thank you Tock
I am concerned about the possibility of him being Bi and the whole issue of other partners, etc.
Thanks again Tock
Maybe he is somebody who is very in touch with what he likes, and might not be bi....but why take the chance?? What's in it for you?? (always a good question to ask, though a mite selfish)
A little bit of age has taught me that a peaceful "normal" existence in a stable monogamous relationship has a lot to offer.........
I'm probably conservative, but it sounds as if he is definitely a few sandwiches short of a picknic.
Good Luck !!
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
After all I've been through over the past couple years......I REFUSE to compromise ever again. If I'm not feeling it....I'm GONE!!! Period. I don't see it happening and Im not worried about it.
A stable relationship would be nice......but right now......I actually think I'd rather just be alone for a while. I NEVER thought I would EVER feel that way, but I do. It's freaking me out!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Banned
hes a prag... avoid him.. he is not battin for your team
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I think you need to come back down to barbados.
You've got a boy-toy tag-team in me and big k.l.g.
It's summer... get your butt down here ...heh heh heh...
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I'm going to try to come down there when I get back from Qatar and Jordan in December
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Writer
I think you may be onto something...I think he wants it from you Jerzey
I hear Jerzey's got some skillz....
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Imagine if he hung out with his boy and didnt wash it off then came over and hung with you, nasty dirty dic, get away from this queer!!LOL
VET
Er CB....
Which one is he?
But seriously if he does bat for both teams I guess you could be in for a bit of fun, but I'm not sure it's a solid foundation to a relationship... back in college I had a "fûck friend" who was an out of the closet lesbian. We were nothing more than friends, but we had a heck of a good time with no strings attached.
Red
Member
I think you may be onto something...
I hear Jerzey's got some skillz....
Writer
Thats the rumor.....
Member
You are leaving me here between a rock and a hard place Hooker.. I can say no.. and look bad, or I can say yes, and look bad.. so I'm pleading the 5th on this one
Writer
Hey...it's just a rumour...how would I know?
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LOL errrr hmmmm he's Dark Meat
Well.......if he's gay or bi.....I'd rather not. I don't need a fvck friend that bad.
Er CB....
Which one is he?
But seriously if he does bat for both teams I guess you could be in for a bit of fun, but I'm not sure it's a solid foundation to a relationship... back in college I had a "fûck friend" who was an out of the closet lesbian. We were nothing more than friends, but we had a heck of a good time with no strings attached.
Red
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Anabolic Member
Originally Posted by Tock
If he's been through one of those Christian things where they "reform" gays into heterosexals...
Yah, several flavors of 'em. I've been hit on by their graduates, and the head honcho of one of 'em was caught cruising in a gay bar in Washington DC not too long ago. The poor unfortunate wretches have guilt trips put on 'em, they buy into the BS, and then end up trying to repress their natural feelings to earn the approval of people who would otherwise tell them they're going to burn in Hell.
Quite tragic, actually . . . But they eventually return to their senses.
Right now there's some teenager that's been sent off to some Christian "reprogramming" thing in Tennessee or Kentucky, and for the first week or so he had a blog going where he told the world what was happening to him. http://www.exgaywatch.com/blog/archi...f_a_16_ye.html Then all of a sudden it stopped . . . guess the camp directors found out what he was doing . . .
Oh well . . . goes to show ya how awful Christian Fundamentalism can be . . .
-Tock
Last edited by Tock; 06-30-2005 at 11:58 PM.
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Yeah, I know what they are...but I thought they were just like jokes or something. Thats f-cked up that they actually exist. Btw, I'm not gay or anything close, but I _am_ from Austin...(read: very liberal).
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Back off!!!!! I made sexual innuendos first!!!!!! You know thats worth something...making anonymous sexual innuendos on the internet. I pwn.
Whoa...only 30 something posts?? I just, like...totally lost interest.
Writer
Yeah..she's yours...you win...
Member
I might not even be into men... you never know
Member
Yes, I'm a lurker, although I have been posting more lately..Whoa...only 30 something posts?? I just, like...totally lost interest.
Writer
I have a strong suspicion that leads me to believe you are into men...I might not even be into men... you never know
Member
You are a smart guy, you are probably right
Senior Member
I might not even be into men... you never know
Jeez! this being the internet, you may even BE a man!
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run. He has concidered a dildo up his @ss??? Run. As fas and as far as you can go.
Yes Run, Do not pass Dildo Do not collect $200.00
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