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06-29-2005, 01:48 PM #1
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Sexual Experiences that freaked you out
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Since we are on the topic....what was the most freaky expericence you ever had...good or bad.
Lots of good ones but the one bad one that stands out is..
I dated this guy for a while. Retired Marine. BIG guy. Samoan/filipino mix. About 3 months into the relationship, we were in the shower together and he wanted to PISS ON ME! NO Fvckin WAY. We got past that....but then about 2 months later......at the "big moment" he screams out ... "oh here I cum you fukin little bitch". Ok so that nite, I let it slide. The orgasms were pretty intense for us both.
Next night he does it again. I push him off me and ask him if he realized what he had said...both nights....he said ya. SO. We are both adults here.
Hmmmmm WRONG ANSWER. You can say a lot of things to me in bed but that was a bit much for me. The next morning I packed his stuff up for him and he never returned!1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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06-29-2005, 01:50 PM #2
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"OH FRANK" "Frank, who the fuk is frank?" "uhh baby, frank hot dogs" lol j/k
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06-29-2005, 01:55 PM #3
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well I was eating a girl out(just a **** buddy) and 2 hours later I found out another guy had screwed her 45 minutes before I got to her. With a condom thank god otherwise I would be puking still
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06-29-2005, 01:55 PM #4
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I talked to this girl on the internet a couple of years ago, who wanted me to choke her until she passed out.....
I talked to another girl who wanted me to piss on her.....
Needless to say I never met either one of them...
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06-29-2005, 01:58 PM #5
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she also wanted me to bite her clit. that I thought was a bit wierd but not that freaky realy.
most fun was nailing a 42 year old milf and then sneak out without letting her 19 year old daughter see me(Im only 20 so she didnt want her to se me).
nothing freaky to share just post whoring to get to 5k
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06-29-2005, 02:00 PM #6
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I'll just leave mine out since they're nowhere near any of these...
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06-29-2005, 02:03 PM #7
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Nuts to that!
Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
ok...here's my stuff.
A couple of ex's ago, my gf (at the time) asked if I wanted to do anal. Sure, why not...most guys never even get the opportunity. So while we were doing it, it looked pretty painful (she was riding on top)...I felt pretty bad and wasn't enjoying it much, so I told her we could stop. She gets off and then says, "hey, lay there, don't move...and close your eyes." I could detect slight panic in her voice, so of course I opened my eyes when she rushed to the bathroom. Thats right, she had POO'ED on me!! Hahahaha. In all honesty, I felt more embarrassed for her than anything, so I tried to be really nice about it. She was embarrassed though!
One time me and an ex were fighting (which was extremely rare) and it just broke out into extremely rough (scary even) sex. She had a look on her face like she honestly wanted to kill me and we were choking each other pretty badly (at least, I was getting choked pretty badly).
One time in college, an ex wanted me to put a whippit up her butt. She squeezed it out then smelled it.
Facials are always kinky to me, even though every single gf I've had lets me do them. Its probably cuz they know I mean absolutely no disrespect by it and its just kinda a novelty (get to pretend you're a porn star!!).
I swear, I have more good ones, but I can't remember them now.
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06-29-2005, 02:04 PM #8
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Give me their screen names. Originally Posted by Bigen12
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06-29-2005, 02:04 PM #9
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LMFAO!!!! That's shitty.... no pun intended! Originally Posted by clockworks
Nuts to that! ok...here's my stuff.
A couple of ex's ago, my gf (at the time) asked if I wanted to do anal. Sure, why not...most guys never even get the opportunity. So while we were doing it, it looked pretty painful (she was riding on top)...I felt pretty bad and wasn't enjoying it much, so I told her we could stop. She gets off and then says, "hey, lay there, don't move...and close your eyes." I could detect slight panic in her voice, so of course I opened my eyes when she rushed to the bathroom. Thats right, she had POO'ED on me!! Hahahaha. In all honesty, I felt more embarrassed for her than anything, so I tried to be really nice about it. She was embarrassed though!
One time me and an ex were fighting (which was extremely rare) and it just broke out into extremely rough (scary even) sex. She had a look on her face like she honestly wanted to kill me and we were choking each other pretty badly (at least, I was getting choked pretty badly).
One time in college, an ex wanted me to put a whippit up her butt. She squeezed it out then smelled it.
Facials are always kinky to me, even though every single gf I've had lets me do them. Its probably cuz they know I mean absolutely no disrespect by it and its just kinda a novelty (get to pretend you're a porn star!!).
I swear, I have more good ones, but I can't remember them now.
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06-29-2005, 02:06 PM #10
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that is the sicest thing I have ever read in my entire life Originally Posted by clockworks
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06-29-2005, 02:09 PM #11
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just sleeping with an english or ontarian girls is freaky enough
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06-29-2005, 02:19 PM #12
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LOL hmmm did I start this thread????
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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06-29-2005, 02:26 PM #13
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happened to me also, exact situation but it was more like 2 hours. luckily i wasn't told till the next day. Originally Posted by johan
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06-29-2005, 02:33 PM #14
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i was at a party and was getting er done in the spa with some girl that was sub standard to say the least and her friend stole my damn clothes. when i got done i realize they're gone and i had to run by the party butt naked to my truck to get some clothes that luckily i changed out of after the lake to go to the party. it wouldn't have been that bad because i was drunk but i wasn't going to tell any of my friends for obvious reasons that i was nailing a sub standard. i still haven't lived that one down.
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06-29-2005, 02:40 PM #15
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My x I banged in the cornhole... she was like well, fine if you want to.. OK lets.
no lube, so I spit on her assholio, big friken luggie, couple of em. So I ante up, pull out the whopper and slap er a couple times on the ass to lighten the pain she's about to "enjoy" flicked the corn a few times and gave it a rub and flick rub and flick...
wango goes in for the kill, the meeting of corn to cob......
well, I inched er in just past the helmet and boy I tell ya, its fukin tight like a little skin turiquit squeezin my whopper like no other...start a wee thrust... thrust 2 and she's breathing really heavy, its in a few inches now.... and I haven't come out for the drawback, cause its not really moving...
well, after a couple more horks and smacks of the ass, I start fillin her, giving it to her like saturday night wasted sex with some dirtbag in the can.... she's really moaning/yelling and I'm not all the way in, she starts squeezin the blankets and is in full down position and biting the pillow with the pure look of well, lets call it love....
by now I nuts deep in that corn and banging heavy and she's not likin it at all, but she never told me to stop, so I started thinking WTF, you dont feel that too much biatch? huh?
so I started in for the death roll, the death slammin hump......
my wang :BOOOM
her OMG ... OHHH MY GAED
whopper :BOOOOMMM
HOLY FAKKKKK
WHOPPER : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
OOOH H mmmmyyYY AHHHH oohhh my ahhhHHAh GOOADDD
whopper : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMME
her:
nothing
again .. nothing again nothing ... she wasn't saying "shit" I sorta slowed down to and let go of her hair and took my fingers outta her mouth... and she was fukin passed out COLD....
I was like WTF? out COLD.
this was no cool, I pulled out my cack and was greeted with the worst smelling rotten peameal bacon and fondue crap stuck to my whopper you could ever imagine... I ran to the can to give it a rinse, choked it to finish and dried up....
then went back in the room to find the bed made and her alive/in bed with the covers up to her neck... and the room reeked of LYSOL.
HAHHAHHA
sorry if that wasn't graphic enough.
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06-29-2005, 02:41 PM #16
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I gotta admit, pulling the hair a bit, shoving her head in the pillow, callin' her a slut/bitch/little tramp ho.......
It is a turn on!
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06-29-2005, 02:42 PM #17
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Originally Posted by Dally
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06-29-2005, 02:43 PM #18
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I have a few more but I gotta go right now....
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06-29-2005, 02:46 PM #19
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Dally,
Oh my f-ing god. You seriously have a way with words!! I'm trying my hardest not to laugh for fear my coworkers will want to see what I'm laughing at. You should write for Penthouse Forum or something...
Keep em coming, guys...now this is entertainment!
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06-29-2005, 02:51 PM #20
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BWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Originally Posted by Dally
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06-29-2005, 02:54 PM #21
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Originally Posted by Dally
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06-29-2005, 03:15 PM #22
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you have a very sick twisted sense of humor! it made me laugh though. Originally Posted by Dally
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06-29-2005, 03:27 PM #23
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the only think i have even closely to being weird, is when i was having sex and she had me pull out so she could suck my kock. my kock was in her for 20 min. pu$$y juice all over it and she started sucking on it. that happen twice that night. it was fine with me, but kinda strange.
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06-29-2005, 03:36 PM #24
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this doesnt really compare to yalls but here it goes. Me and this chick were doin some foreplay b4 i hit it, so i was fingerin her a lil bit and everything and she grabs my hand out of her pussy and says put your finger in my mouth, and im like WTF? lol she then sucks on my fingers for like five minutes while groaning and she says, "i like the taste" She was kinda freaky, then i crushed that ass so hard she was squeelin like a baby
Hehehehe
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06-29-2005, 03:39 PM #25
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Dally........you gotta be writer bro!
That was some funny stuff.....
MJ
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06-29-2005, 04:13 PM #26
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lmao dally that was great dawg.!!
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06-29-2005, 04:26 PM #27
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What's with everyone getting shit on their dick after anal? That's some gross shit!!! Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
Last edited by Polska; 06-29-2005 at 04:29 PM.
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06-29-2005, 06:09 PM #28
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06-29-2005, 06:28 PM #29
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Originally Posted by Dally
Best story ever!! You, just like the others have said, have a way with words.
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06-29-2005, 06:30 PM #30
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I remember this school teacher i was dating, we were doing a 69ª she was on top, all of a sudden she came all over my face, while i was breathing in, i mean it was like she poured a 5 quart bowl on my face. I threw her off of me i was friggin choking and that shit was coming out of my nose, i was like WTF, she was like i could not help it, it felt so good. I was like well all you had to do was tell me you were opening up the flood gates.!!!
Then the same chick again we were doing some foreplay before sex again and she was down there blowing me and all of a sudden i feel something go up my arse, i was like wtf is with you, she said guys love it, they just don't admit it. I told her well i heard chicks love to have cucumbers up their ass, but the don't admit it, let me go see if one is in the fridge. Then she says well i have been dying for you to fu_k me in the ass, i figured if i did that you would get the hint. I was like, just say you wanna fu_k me in the ass.!! Gezzus H Chrispie.
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06-29-2005, 06:32 PM #31
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Lmaooooooo@ dally's post
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06-29-2005, 07:02 PM #32
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I had the same thing happen, I thought she was going to cum some honey , she lets it rip and was like a quart of water. I was like "you fucn pissed on me" she startyed crying, I felt bad but that shit was nasty! Originally Posted by PrimoPup
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06-29-2005, 07:54 PM #33
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Guys...when you bang a girl in the ass at the spur of the momment its not like pornos. Porno girls are given enemas and laxatives and are COMPLETELY empty and clean.......that is the only way to do it.
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06-29-2005, 08:03 PM #34
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LOL, found out the hard way!! Originally Posted by colossus1
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06-29-2005, 08:04 PM #35
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gotta be careful pulling out on anal thats when you get shit on.. The vacuum it creates makes it happen. Be glad the pink sock never came out..LOL Take it from the man who goes for the girls ass 1st. The other hole is for making babies and is barely any use for me..
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Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
i love squirters.. My ex fiance used to soak the bed. never found another girl who could do it either..
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06-29-2005, 08:23 PM #37
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Well, my sex life is pretty much plain vanilla, and I like it that way. Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
But the freakiest moment I can remember is when my sweetie & I were basking in the afterglow and he mentioned that he had worked on an election campaing for Phil Gramm (a Republican US Senator). It was like he had just dumped a bucket of ice on me . . . I jumped out of bed in horror and disgust, and I would have ended things right then and there if he hadn't been such a good lay.
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06-29-2005, 08:25 PM #38
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LOL Tock.....what a horrible experience. Did you require counseling after that? Originally Posted by Tock
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
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06-29-2005, 08:27 PM #39
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Never cease to amaze me, lmao!!! Originally Posted by Deezuhl
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06-29-2005, 08:30 PM #40
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ok so I was at this guys house right, and we're on his couch watching a movie and I start givin him head and so while i'm giving him head he starts parting my hair!!!! I was like, "What are u GAY???". Can u believe that fag, I just finished him off and left.
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