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    HEAVY is going to HEAVEN

    Last night a girl through herself at me... straight up told me she is leaving for another country and wants to bang me right then before she leaves... (she was pretty drunk too, as was i) Heavy got right up on it, and then walked away!!

    Boys, im sure some of you will be upset, but i actually feel great today!! I wanna tell my GF but its one of her acquaintences. i dont wanna go through the drama......

    CB tell me your not proud!!!!

    HH

    let the flames begin!

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    I'm stayin' outta this one.

    CB is gonna be pissed at you!

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    WAIT... i think i wrote this wrong.... I got right to point where she was helpless in my hands but never touched her!!!

    Sorry about that!! I didnt do anything was my point!! hahaha

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    Way to go bro! Keep it to yourself though... unless your girl is really understanding, she will think you only told her to make her jealous or test her emotions...JMO.

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    i'm not seeing anything wrong with this. what was your question?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heracles74
    Way to go bro! Keep it to yourself though... unless your girl is really understanding, she will think you only told her to make her jealous or test her emotions...JMO.

    thanks bruva!! Its funny how good ya feel when you dont get laid...lol irony comin at ya!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i'm not seeing anything wrong with this. what was your question?

    no questions... just me tellin you guys how good i feel for not cheating!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    no questions... just me tellin you guys how good i feel for not cheating!!
    i see. good going you wouldn't want to do that. i would never think about doing that with the 21 year old girl that lives across the street from me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    WAIT... i think i wrote this wrong.... I got right to point where she was helpless in my hands but never touched her!!!

    Sorry about that!! I didnt do anything was my point!! hahaha
    Ohhhhhhh.......

    well, in that case, you suck!



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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    no questions... just me tellin you guys how good i feel for not cheating!!
    good thing you didnt cause if she knows your gf it could have been a sting operation. i smell setup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1819
    good thing you didnt cause if she knows your gf it could have been a sting operation. i smell setup.

    hahhaa trust me. I look at everything from all angles... it wasnt a setup!! but, im wit ya bro! hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Ohhhhhhh.......

    well, in that case, you suck!



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    C'mon SC, you woulda done the same thing!!! hahahaha

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    props to you man. it's hard I know, but more respect to you for staying true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    props to you man. it's hard I know, but more respect to you for staying true.
    thanks bro!!

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    trust me boys, i went home and raped the sh1t out of myself!!! hahahahha

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    You're not going to heaven, you're going to Retardville bro

    J/k bro , smells like a set up to me too actually...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    C'mon SC, you woulda done the same thing!!! hahahaha
    Because I am married, yes.

    If I was single w/a girlfriend, I dunno about that one brutha.

    I'm a very sexual person, so if the girl was a real hottie, I may just have given in!!!

    I'm a hoe, plain/simple.

    ~SC~

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    looser !!!

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    I would be except that was ME!!!!! Sigh.......I wanted some HH loving before I leave to go to war.....now I may die without that experience. How do you feel about yourself now? Not doing your part to support our troops!


    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Last night a girl through herself at me... straight up told me she is leaving for another country and wants to bang me right then before she leaves... (she was pretty drunk too, as was i) Heavy got right up on it, and then walked away!!

    Boys, im sure some of you will be upset, but i actually feel great today!! I wanna tell my GF but its one of her acquaintences. i dont wanna go through the drama......

    CB tell me your not proud!!!!

    HH

    let the flames begin!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Man what a reputation I have achieved for myself!!

    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I'm stayin' outta this one.

    CB is gonna be pissed at you!

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    Last edited by Commando_Barbi; 12-25-2005 at 10:20 PM.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    I think your estrogen levels are too high!!!!More test for you!!!LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Last night a girl through herself at me... straight up told me she is leaving for another country and wants to bang me right then before she leaves... (she was pretty drunk too, as was i) Heavy got right up on it, and then walked away!!

    So you're still a virgin?

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    i don't see anything wrong in your story, what I should blame you for?

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    Good man, Stay faithful now and you will be faithful later. Better to show yourself faithful now, than to be tempted later while you have a family.

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    How hot was she 1-10?

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    that doesn t make up the 50 other times when u didn t turn an offer down

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    Heavy you PUSSY!!!! lol, kiddin'... that takes a huge set of balls to turn that down... I was in the same situation about a month ago, some random asked me if I wanted to join the "secret club" , population her and me... I still jerk off to it this very day, but didn't take the bait.

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    I had an ex ask me to go home with her, when I was home on leave, I was engaged and she just kept pushing me. That was really hard to say know to.

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    When in doubt, always stick!

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    I'm fukin DISGUSTED IN YOU!


    not only do you spit a disgusting anus brown luggie on our proud heritage as being "pigofaman" men, but you didn't even get her number for later .... in case, your woman "kicks the can"or something....

    FACKKKKKK!!!!

    fak....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Last night a girl through herself at me... straight up told me she is leaving for another country and wants to bang me right then before she leaves... (she was pretty drunk too, as was i)
    Should have waited till she past out and then pretended she was dead.














    LOL joking... I hope someone is as tastless as me and laughs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyHitter
    Last night a girl through herself at me... straight up told me she is leaving for another country and wants to bang me right then before she leaves... (she was pretty drunk too, as was i) Heavy got right up on it, and then walked away!!

    Boys, im sure some of you will be upset, but i actually feel great today!! I wanna tell my GF but its one of her acquaintences. i dont wanna go through the drama......

    CB tell me your not proud!!!!

    HH

    let the flames begin!
    Well done bro.

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    stop taking clomid and hit some test

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I would be except that was ME!!!!! Sigh.......I wanted some HH loving before I leave to go to war.....now I may die without that experience. How do you feel about yourself now? Not doing your part to support our troops!
    If your ever my city and about to leave the country, PM me and I'll support my favorite trooper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alevok
    stop taking clomid and hit some test
    LMAO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    I would be except that was ME!!!!! Sigh.......I wanted some HH loving before I leave to go to war.....now I may die without that experience. How do you feel about yourself now? Not doing your part to support our troops!
    She has a nice animated ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooker
    So you're still a virgin?
    hahahhaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja
    How hot was she 1-10?
    hhmmmm.... 7ish

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    depends how you rate lil cute girls muri... they kill me!! (in a good way)

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