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  1. 07-07-2005, 05:15 PM #1
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    Talking I have the utmost respect for women, here are my thoughts...

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.

    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
    them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told.

    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
    a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.

    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.

    Women will never be equal to men until they can
    walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
    gut, and still think they are sexy.

    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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  2. 07-07-2005, 05:16 PM #2
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    Well done.

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  3. 07-07-2005, 05:24 PM #3
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    that is very offensive to females how can you post such a thing ...have you no care for other's people feelings????

    Women dont read past this^^^


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  4. 07-07-2005, 05:33 PM #4
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    awesome
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  5. 07-07-2005, 05:34 PM #5
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    All that said, Pussy still rules!!!
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  6. 07-07-2005, 05:35 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    All that said, Pussy still rules!!!
    can't argue with that!
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  7. 07-07-2005, 05:49 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    All that said, Pussy still rules!!!
    Couldnt Agree more.......
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  8. 07-07-2005, 05:57 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    All that said, Pussy still rules!!!
    sad, but oh so true.
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  9. 07-07-2005, 06:01 PM #9
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    Sure was easy to find something we all agree on. You guys are the best
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  10. 07-07-2005, 06:03 PM #10
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    Yeah, no matter what the scenario is, pussy does rule!



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  11. 07-07-2005, 06:07 PM #11
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    I herd that. SwoleCat said it best. Nothing tops a nice pussy.
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  12. 07-07-2005, 06:13 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by gspot
    Nothing tops a nice pussy with SwoleCat all on top of that tearin' that shit up.

    Why thank you!

    Welcome to A.R.!



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  13. 07-07-2005, 06:17 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Why thank you!

    Welcome to A.R.!



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    LMFAO!!!
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  14. 07-07-2005, 06:20 PM #14
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    Good times, good times!!LMAO
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  15. 07-07-2005, 07:11 PM #15
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    I just told some of those to my wife, while she was watching Kept! I said,"I didn't know they had a show about your life." She did think the jokes were funny, but she followed the jokes by saying just remember, "I HAVE THE GOODS THAT YOU GOT TODAY!" I can't argue with that.
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  16. 07-07-2005, 07:16 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Why thank you!

    Welcome to A.R.!



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    i thought he actually said that for a minute...i had to scroll back and read it again...phhhewwww
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  17. 07-08-2005, 07:45 AM #17
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    I busted a few of these out on the lady last night... she was far from impressed!
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  18. 07-08-2005, 07:51 AM #18
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    You did this to chear me up about my post from yesterday - right? lol.
    Good stuff Justin
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  19. 07-08-2005, 07:55 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heracles74
    You did this to chear me up about my post from yesterday - right? lol.
    Good stuff Justin
    ABSOLUTELY!!! It's allll for you Heracles!!!
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  20. 07-08-2005, 08:13 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    All that said, Pussy still rules!!!
    Yep, why do you think we keep you guys around.
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    nice and funny. one to remeber.
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  22. 07-08-2005, 08:25 AM #22
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  23. 07-08-2005, 11:12 AM #23
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    What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

    A washing machine doesn't ring you up constantly after you've left a load in it.
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  24. 07-08-2005, 12:48 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

    A washing machine doesn't ring you up constantly after you've left a load in it.
    hahhahahaha fcukin funny
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  25. 07-12-2005, 11:51 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
    What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

    A washing machine doesn't ring you up constantly after you've left a load in it.
    Brilliant!!!
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  26. 08-27-2005, 07:58 AM #26
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    buuuuuuuuuuump....muahahaha!!!
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  27. 08-27-2005, 08:04 AM #27
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    HAHAHAA made my morning JS
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  28. 08-27-2005, 08:11 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGuns101
    HAHAHAA made my morning JS
    My emotional side has converted to resent women!! Made my morning too!!!
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    Yet you guys still need us:P
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  30. 08-27-2005, 08:57 AM #30
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    love it ....haha
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  31. 08-27-2005, 09:29 AM #31
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  32. 08-27-2005, 05:05 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by LAW
    All that said, Pussy still rules!!!
    pussy???
    whats that?????
    lol..
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  33. 08-29-2005, 07:41 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Yet you guys still need us:P
    yes, yes we do!
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