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    How you know if your addicted...

    How to tell if you're addicted to steroids .

    >1. You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.
    >2. The pitcher of 'kool aid' in the fridge is actually sugar, food coloring and reforvit.
    >3. You go for a blood test and sustanon comes out.
    >4. You baste the thanksgiving turkey with a 23guage, 1.5", 3cc syringe.
    >5. You collect empty vials like most people do with empty liqour bottles.
    >6. The mexican custom officers know you by name.
    >7. Your mailman has put on 60lbs of muscle in the past year.
    >8. You're the viagra poster boy, even though you've never used viagra.
    >9. You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old.
    >10. You get a second mortgage on the house for your next cycle.
    >11. Your neutered dog is laughing at the size of YOUR balls.
    >12. You get turned on listening to all the talk about Bush in the US presidential election.
    >13. You use a syringe as a toothpick.
    >14. You mix reforvit in with the plant food.
    >15. You're an active member of over 20 steroid message boards.
    >16. You doc goes to give you a flu shot and you drop your pants.
    >17. You make a wind chime out of empty vials.
    >18. Your nuts are the size of chic peas.
    >19. You make lines of winny powder on the table and snort it.
    >20. Ronnie Coleman thinks your cycles are crazy (no offence Ronnie...)
    >21. Liver transplant at the age of 24.
    >22. You have a custom made "amp rack"
    >23. You can't help contracting your biceps to the rythm of the music in the car just to check out how good they look - even if you're the only one in the car!
    >24. You can't help looking at your pets and wondering how much they'd improve if only you could give em a couple of shots... but then again forget it - can't waste any! let em get their own!!
    >25. Your pee is anabolic
    >26. Ever since you started juicing, Schering's stock has doubled
    >27. You custom make primo amp earings for your girlfriend.
    >28. You feel small at 5'7" / 260lbs
    >29. You have 14 separate P.O. boxes
    >30. You've had a hard-on for 2 and a half years
    >31. You put reforvit in the ice cube tray instead of water
    >32. You put your suppliers kids thru college with the money you've spend in the last year
    >33. You quit your high paying job to become a customs officer
    >34. You special order 15ml syringes.



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    Nice one!!!


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    I thought you were serious when I read the title. Funny stuff Bro

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    I didn't write this, someone sent this to me.....

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    You married a veterinarian, even though she's 63years old!


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    Bad, bad, bad!!!! lol Those are funny as hell!!

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    >1. You carry around Dianabol in a tic tac container.

    hi my name is Ibiza69 and i am a steroid addict
    damn i actually do that, i put two days worth into a tictac container and carry it in my pocket

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    funny stuff bro!

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    You have over 200 posts on AR. Wait, all you guys already have over 200 posts... Shit, so do I!

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