You know you're a bodybuilder if....
>You take so many "supplements" your urine glows in the dark
>You consider mint toothpaste a real treat and a have actually called Colgate in order to inquire about the macronutrient profile.
>You only have oral sex with low fat, high protien women
>When looking at a Playboy Playmate you begin to think she's not so hot due to a lack of triceps development and poor intercostal definition.
>When training you consider it a weakness to terminate a set at the sight of your own blood.
>You say "training" instead of "excersising" and "cutting up " instead of "losing weight".
> You think the term "musclebound freak" is high praise.
>You know that a swiss ball is not a dancing extaviganza in Switzerland
>You are obsessed with finding out the carb content of Dr.Humpy's Red Hot Edible Love Lotion.
>You've used the terms "carbo loading", "insulin spike" and "donuts" in the same sentence.
>You worry about wearing condoms because the rubber might contain xenoestrogens.
>You buy jeans with a size 42-inch waist just so they might have a fighting chance of slipping over your thighs.
>After having a couple of drinks, you get "wacky" by stripping, pushing your penis between your legs and hitting a double biceps pose while claiming to be Nicole Bass, the world's largest female bodybuilder.
>Your mother bakes you a birthday cake but you cascade the old bitch for not using low-carb ingredients.
>youre always stealing youre little brothers t-shirts because they make your biceps look bitchin'
>You shave your legs before a date, and youre a guy.
>you even smear goop all over your body to give youreself that healthy, deep shade of orange that all the fitness babes love.
>While discussing the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders, they think you have a degree in chemistry.
>You think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of protein powder.
Re: You know you're a bodybuilder if....
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Originally posted by ibiza69
>>You think its perfectly normal to rinse out your blender and drink what comes out, rather than waste a drop of protein powder.
hey that IS perfectly normal isnt it :wg:
Re: You know you're a bodybuilder if....
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Originally posted by ibiza69
>You only have oral sex with low fat, high protien women
I wouldn't have it any other way! :dg:
