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  1. 07-21-2005, 10:24 PM #1
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    I have a week to learn Salsa

    Yep, one week to learn how to dance it!

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  2. 07-21-2005, 10:28 PM #2
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    have fun. I love salsa...just wish I was better at it. 1 week huh? brother you better have some mad groove in ya
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    thats a Kodak moment right there.........................
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    vandoo what are you like 330? gotta be honest man, really big guys might have a bit of trouble getting into that kind of groove
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    vandoo what are you like 330? gotta be honest man, really big guys might have a bit of trouble getting into that kind of groove

    No worries, the chica will get me into the groove
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    I'm cuban and cant dance salsa, atleast how a cuban should be dancing anyways.
    Good Luck bro..
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    Only thing I can do w/salsa is eat it w/tortilla chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Only thing I can do w/salsa is eat it w/tortilla chips.

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    thats im good too
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    it's all about the girl.. if your into her you should have no problem..
    get a nice buzz (not beer, but liquore like vodka) .. start dancing a little slow, and get the feel for her and the music.. go faster if you think you can, you are supposed to lead, i don't think she'd want go faster than you.
    i have more fun when it's just me and my girl at home..

    edit: like i said it's all about the girl.. i hate dancing, but i get to make her show of her milk shake in front of me, that's why i do it..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazwell
    it's all about the girl.. if your into her you should have no problem..
    get a nice buzz (not beer, but liquore like vodka) .. start dancing a little slow, and get the feel for her and the music.. go faster if you think you can, you are supposed to lead, i don't think she'd want go faster than you.
    i have more fun when it's just me and my girl at home..
    cannot get a buzz, she hates people that drinks! And im the host of the party, sheez I must lead by example all night (this sucks)
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    goodluck.they have salsa dancing on wed at the bar i work at.. its awesome to watch, looks hard as hell to do. lots of people suck at it and try anyways. lol goodluck
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    Quote Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
    goodluck.they have salsa dancing on wed at the bar i work at.. its awesome to watch, looks hard as hell to do. lots of people suck at it and try anyways. lol goodluck
    Ah shit im gonna let her my combat boots for the night, just hope she fits in size 14 boots, maybe she's get the hint big boots.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    cannot get a buzz, she hates people that drinks! And im the host of the party, sheez I must lead by example all night (this sucks)
    maybe salsa's not the best choice.. it's spanish music, and hispanics drink quite a bit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tazwell
    maybe salsa's not the best choice.. it's spanish music, and hispanics drink quite a bit.

    She hates drinker, that I know, one of the first thing she asked me upfront!

    Ill fake that one of my so called football injuries came back during the week
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    salsa's fairly easy to pick up, if you have a teacher that doesn't mind teaching...it's all in the hips baby
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    I would pay to see this LOL

    Good luck with that bro!

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    You should watch "Along Came Polly"
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  19. 07-22-2005, 12:23 PM #19
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    ha ha so your turning into a girl?you crossdress?does my bum look big in this?
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    She probably has issues with her alcoholic father and/or other family members. She could be trouble.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    She probably has issues with her alcoholic father and/or other family members. She could be trouble.
    Nah her father doesnt touch alcohol, he's a pure Latin's gentleman, imagine the spanish gentleman with a cigar, you know EL SENOR! Her mom is a BABE HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAH Heillllllllllllll Chiuhahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
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    damn im so good im now perfecting the "two"

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  23. 07-24-2005, 10:34 PM #23
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    six days left and learned fuuck all
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3Vandoo
    six days left and learned fuuck all
    hate to be the voice of reality but....you ain't gonna make it
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    hate to be the voice of reality but....you ain't gonna make it
    So what!

    Im gonna tell her

    "listen, you have to show me"

    show me yours, ill show mine
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  26. 07-24-2005, 11:28 PM #26
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    just spin her around above your head I'm sure she'll have a good time
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    just spin her around above your head I'm sure she'll have a good time

    Yes I could do that easilly with her, she's only like 110lbs or so
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