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    Talking Funny ass joke

    An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training
    session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
    trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring
    for you?"

    The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!!"
    The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the
    airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
    "Very good, thank you."
    "And, what happened to my present?"
    "Which present?" She asked.
    "The one I asked for - the English girl!!"
    "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few
    months to see if it is a girl!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokethedays
    An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training
    session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
    trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring
    for you?"

    The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!!"
    The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the
    airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
    "Very good, thank you."
    "And, what happened to my present?"
    "Which present?" She asked.
    "The one I asked for - the English girl!!"
    "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few
    months to see if it is a girl!"
    Nice Smoke!!!!

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    highly effective

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