Sleezy Pick up lines

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08-15-2005, 03:14 PM
GeeOweDee

Sleezy Pick up lines

any body got um mines goes like

Girl: Hey ho wyou doing?
Me: Ugh just been depressed
Girl why whats going on
me: my dick died do you think i can bury it in your ass?

Girl :rant:
08-15-2005, 03:20 PM
CRUISECONTROL

:clap: :clap:
08-15-2005, 03:22 PM
Dave321

hey baby, wanna 68???

you go down on me and I owe you one?!?!
08-15-2005, 03:25 PM
devil1

man: are your legs tired?
women: no, why?
man: youve been running through my head all night
08-15-2005, 03:26 PM
radar1234

"u must work at Subway cuz u just gave me a footlong" = laaaaaaaame... lol
08-15-2005, 03:27 PM
devil1

Quote:

Originally Posted by devil1

man: are your legs tired?
women: no, why?
man: youve been running through my head all night

oops that was cheezy not sleezy
08-15-2005, 03:27 PM
radar1234

"we'll call your one leg christmas and the other thanksgiving and i'll meet you between the holidays!"
08-15-2005, 03:41 PM
Smak

"Hey baby you got a quarter on ya, cuz I want to call yer mom and thank her"
08-15-2005, 03:41 PM
GeeOweDee

How about do you want me to buy u a drink or u just want the money...
08-15-2005, 03:44 PM
IronFreakX

"Bitch, Dont scream and turn this rape into mudrder" never fails :D
08-15-2005, 03:47 PM
MatrixGuy

Do like my pants and split :lol:
08-15-2005, 03:49 PM
MatrixGuy

Nice legs, what time do they open?
08-15-2005, 04:15 PM
SwoleCat

The word of the day is legs.

Now, let's go back to your house and spread the word.

~SC~
08-15-2005, 04:28 PM
SenorFrog

wanna f*ck? :evil2:
08-15-2005, 05:33 PM
palumbo

hey do u know karate?

cause ur bodies kicken
08-15-2005, 05:45 PM
Drummerboy

what the hell. Hi im John Holmes.
08-15-2005, 05:52 PM
Bigpup101

i may not be the best looking guy here, but i am the only one talking to you!

or

walk up to her and just say "you'll do"
08-15-2005, 10:55 PM
juicehoe

"If i was Moses i would have spread your legs instead of the sea"

"Should i go put my sandals on? Because you just knocked my socks off"

"Is your dad a lumber jack? Because every time i think about u i get wood in my pants"

"Is there a keg in your pants? Because i want to tap that ass"
08-15-2005, 10:58 PM
Keyser Sozey

You are the slippery when wet sign, and I'm the car with no brakes....
08-15-2005, 11:16 PM
decadbal

wanna get a pizza and ****..

no

why not, u dont like pizza
08-15-2005, 11:49 PM
ReX357

Quote:

Originally Posted by Decadbal

wanna get a pizza and ****..

no

why not, u dont like pizza

LMAO :lol:
08-15-2005, 11:56 PM
collar

Roflmfao
08-16-2005, 12:10 AM
BOUNCER

"If there's a party in your mouth, I wanna cum".
08-16-2005, 12:18 AM
juicehoe

"Lets go back to my place and play Army where u can blow the hell out of me"

"Lets play carnival, you sit on my face and ill tell u how much u weigh"
08-16-2005, 02:43 AM
1badcamaro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigpup101

i may not be the best looking guy here, but i am the only one talking to you!

or

walk up to her and just say "you'll do"

or if she shoots you down, you look back at your friends and say SEE GUYS, i told you she was a lesbian.

or come on baby, dont be picky.........hell i wasn't
08-16-2005, 06:12 AM
I_Want_Abs

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeeOweDee

any body got um mines goes like

Girl: Hey ho wyou doing?
Me: Ugh just been depressed
Girl why whats going on
me: my dick died do you think i can bury it in your ass?

Girl :rant:

thats fu**en awsome i luv it :lol:
08-16-2005, 10:07 AM
GeeOweDee

How about hey girl come sit on my lap and will talk about the first thing that pops up.

or I have an allergic reaction to u cuz everytime your around my penis swells up!!!