funny email i got, bouncer might like this
How can you not love the Irish?
> > >> "Personal ads" in the Dublin News
> > >>
> > >> Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in
a
> >man
> > >> who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
> >starting
> > >> fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
> > >>
> > >> Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time
> >fiancee,
> > >> seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in
> >this
> > >> cruel world of hatchet-faced b-itches.
> > >>
> > >> Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
> >after
> > >> a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe
> >more.
> > >>
> > >> Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in
> >the
> > >> arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with
a
> >lovely
> > >> chest.
> > >>
> > >> Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
> > >> dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
> >cats in
> > >> cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
> > >>
> > >> Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi
for
> >the
> > >> night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
> > >>
> > >> Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
> > >> supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
> >sister
