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    funny email i got, bouncer might like this

    How can you not love the Irish?

    > > >> "Personal ads" in the Dublin News
    > > >>
    > > >> Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in
    a
    > >man
    > > >> who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
    > >starting
    > > >> fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
    > > >>

    > > >> Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time
    > >fiancee,
    > > >> seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in
    > >this
    > > >> cruel world of hatchet-faced b-itches.
    > > >>

    > > >> Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
    > >after
    > > >> a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe
    > >more.
    > > >>
    > > >> Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in
    > >the
    > > >> arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with
    a
    > >lovely
    > > >> chest.
    > > >>
    > > >> Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
    > > >> dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
    > >cats in
    > > >> cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
    > > >>
    > > >> Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi
    for
    > >the
    > > >> night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
    > > >>
    > > >> Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
    > > >> supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
    > >sister

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    ^^^^^^
    LMFAO

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    That about sum's us up alright!.

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    Lmao

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    I love the one about hatched faced b!tches

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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    I love the one about hatched faced b!tches
    hell yeah, i think the alibi one is awesome aswell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    That about sum's us up alright!.

    Word.

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    Funny shit!!!

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    the devil worshiper one is ironfreaks ad lol

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