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  1. 08-19-2005, 06:53 AM #1
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    blonde jokes

    Blonde jokes:

    Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
    A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

    Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
    A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

    Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
    A. By doing the splits.

    Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
    A. Nothing, they haven't met!

    Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
    A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

    Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
    A. Humpme Dumpme

    Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
    A. More leg-room!

    Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
    A. They chip their teeth.

    Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
    A. Fertilized

    Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
    A. More headroom
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  2. 08-19-2005, 07:15 AM #2
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    There are one or two in there I actually haven't heard before
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    Wow, haven't heard blonde jokes like that before!
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  5. 08-19-2005, 12:08 PM #5
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    What makes a blonde in between two Canadian dudes so strange?

    The blonde isn't the stupidest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    What makes a blonde in between two Canadian dudes so strange?

    The blonde isn't the stupidest.
    U son of a bitch. LOL

    The jokes are good tho. Havent heard a lot of them actually.

    -Bino
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  8. 08-19-2005, 02:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by juicehoe

    LMAO As a blond, this is definately my favorite! It actually took me a second to figure it out. ONLY A SECOND though.
    Last edited by LAW; 08-19-2005 at 02:31 PM.
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  9. 08-19-2005, 02:30 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by stocky121
    Blonde jokes:

    Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
    A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

    Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
    A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

    Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
    A. By doing the splits.

    Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
    A. Nothing, they haven't met!

    Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
    A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

    Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
    A. Humpme Dumpme

    Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
    A. More leg-room!

    Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
    A. They chip their teeth.

    Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
    A. Fertilized

    Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
    A. More headroom

    Funny shyt. Havent heard some of em.
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  10. 08-19-2005, 06:14 PM #10
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    ROFLMFAO
    this thread is funny
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  11. 08-19-2005, 06:42 PM #11
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    DUMB BLONDE

    A blonde girl just went out and bought a brand new million dollar sports car and when she was driving it home she cut of a truck driver and the driver got pissed he motioned her to pull over and foolishly she did. He took out a knife and drew a circle in the dirt and said stand in there and dont move she said ok. he took his knife and cut the tires and he turned around n she was laughing he yelled and said you think that is funny she said nothing but kept laughing. he slit the leather seats n still she was laughing n he said god damn it lady whats so funny she said nothing and kept giggling. he turned around n smashed the windows she was still giggling n he said what the ****s wrong with you why are you laughing and she said every time you turned around i stepped out of the circle
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  12. 08-19-2005, 06:43 PM #12
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    i know it's not a blonde joke but here it is anyway



    Quick Joke 2
    A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

    "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

    "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

    "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
    just once for $10,000 dollars?"

    She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

    So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

    The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

    "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."
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  13. 08-19-2005, 06:55 PM #13
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    Why was the blonde snorting nutrasweet??
    -she thought it was diet coke
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  14. 08-19-2005, 07:10 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by OSTIE
    Why was the blonde snorting nutrasweet??
    -she thought it was diet coke




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