The boasting/bragging thread

[Kärnfysikern]

I dont think I have seen a thread like this before but curious to what the answeres will be.

Let us all hear what you are good at, what you think is your best characteristics(sp?)? Talents ect.

Be realistic but not shy!!

[Kärnfysikern]

I know Im very intelligent and stubborn.

Lots of willpower and high goals.

Have a way with written words(on swedish atleast).

Im the best at writing erotic stories, might sound ridicilous but the way into milf pants is by writing in a way to make them horny as hell and I have that nailed down perfectly

Learn easily when I put my mind into it.

Reads faster then just about anyone I have meet while still comprehending the material.

Very calm and in controll, never let anger or other strong emotions effect my actions to much.

Was very gifted in maths and physics when a kid and I guess the talent is still with me but not that well used lately.

[Booz]

my wife tells me i am very good at gettin the hump!

[BG]

Im as cool as the Fonz. , snap my fingers and girls come running, your I-pod breaks a little tap and as good as new, with music you didnt have before!!

[Red Ketchup]

Well, I don't look very good... and I'm not the smartest dude around, but I do have a very technical "learn on the spot" mind.

I'm not great at anything but am a jack of all trades... when I was 16 I thought myself auto mechanics and can basically take a car appart to it's nuts and bolts and put it back together without a manual... do the same with outboard boat engines.

Since then I also thought myself:
- computers (all my machines are home-built and have always been since the first PC clone came out)
- software (windows, office, smartdraw, photoshop, premiere... I even coded HTML by notepad when the web first appeared)
- video editing (started with family movies, now making promo DVD's for volunteer groups around here)
- electronics (I'm a HAM and have opened up and fixed all my radios, install modchips in PS2's, fixed TV's, monitors, whatever...)
- electricity (I've wired up entire houses, can fix most appliances)
- plumbing (I've piped up entire houses, including gas)
- Carpentry (I built my parents house - no I'm not kidding)
- Finishing carpentry (I work part time doing installations for my dads kitchens/bathrooms company doing delicate finishing work)
- Welding (do a lot of MIG welding for fun, got a small lincoln MIG setup for steel)
- Marine work (restored and rebuilt several fiberglass boats, re-painted them (gelcoat), rebuilt the motors)

I'm definetly not an academic, I was a TERRIBLE student in high school and below average in college. Put me in a classroom and I die slowly inside. Put me on any good hands-on job and I'll become proefficient in it quickly.

Red

[MatrixGuy]

Well, I don't look very good... and I'm not the smartest dude around, but I do have a very technical "learn on the spot" mind.

I'm not great at anything but am a jack of all trades... when I was 16 I thought myself auto mechanics and can basically take a car appart to it's nuts and bolts and put it back together without a manual... do the same with outboard boat engines.

Since then I also thought myself:
- computers (all my machines are home-built and have always been since the first PC clone came out)
- software (windows, office, smartdraw, photoshop, premiere... I even coded HTML by notepad when the web first appeared)
- video editing (started with family movies, now making promo DVD's for volunteer groups around here)
- electronics (I'm a HAM and have opened up and fixed all my radios, install modchips in PS2's, fixed TV's, monitors, whatever...)
- electricity (I've wired up entire houses, can fix most appliances)
- plumbing (I've piped up entire houses, including gas)
- Carpentry (I built my parents house - no I'm not kidding)
- Finishing carpentry (I work part time doing installations for my dads kitchens/bathrooms company doing delicate finishing work)
- Welding (do a lot of MIG welding for fun, got a small lincoln MIG setup for steel)
- Marine work (restored and rebuilt several fiberglass boats, re-painted them (gelcoat), rebuilt the motors)

I'm definetly not an academic, I was a TERRIBLE student in high school and below average in college. Put me in a classroom and I die slowly inside. Put me on any good hands-on job and I'll become proefficient in it quickly.

Red

That is very impressive. You should be VERY proud of yourself! I cant reply to this thread as i really am good at nothing

[Kärnfysikern]

That is very impressive. You should be VERY proud of yourself! I cant reply to this thread as i really am good at nothing

come on bro there must be something about yourself you are proud of?

[collar]

hmm
im thinking hmmmm
still thinking......

[MatrixGuy]

come on bro there must be something about yourself you are proud of?

Trying to think bro.....

[BG]

Trying to think bro.....

Theres got to be something.......wheres Stocky when you need him!!!

[MilitiaGuy]

Good points:

-Pogramming: c++/c ,pascal, java, VB.net, asp.net ,sql server
-Good chess palyer
-Fast learner
-Will power
-Smart strategic planer
-Good analyser

Bad points:

-Anti social
-love power
-not able to perform in a team work
-shyness toward girls
-I doubt in everything and I dont trust people.

[Smak]

I'm really good at basketball and seducing women.

[chest6]

used to be really good at baseball...decent now
good at working out?? i guess

bad with
girls most the time
attention span

[Kärnfysikern]

Its a bit funny and interesting that many have a hard time listing there strong points without also mentioning weak points. Like a internal pride damper or something

[IronFreakX]

IM THE FooKING COOKIE MONSTER BIATCHES

[Kärnfysikern]

bumping this sucker. Keep on bragging people.

[skinnyhb]

im better than pretty much everyone i know.

[Dally]

Heres some of SexyKitty because one of her pluses will not allow her to post.


She is the kindest person I have ever met in my life
she has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen, her face looks like an angel sometimes, sometimes I find myself just staring at her she is sooo damn pretty in the face and when I come to type thing I realize that while looking at her, i'm the calmest person ever....

she is extremely smart, shes has a great job and makes easily twice as much as a good paying average job. She is going to get a promotion very soon and do simply better and better as time goes on.

she has an amazing body...especially ass..its fukin incredible.

shes the funniest person I have yet to meet, seriously, i'm really easy going and like to laugh .. and well, she keeps me laughin.

she is really helpful, and will go out of her way for others without a concern for herself...others come first. She is very caring towards animals and has a real way with our dog...its hilarious to see them play together.

shes not needy she lets me do what I want when I want and doesn't bother me...she lets me decide whats good for me.... even if she thinks it may not be the best.(of course she says so..but there is way to say it)

she has great parents and will inherit alot of cash and real estate
she has impecable taste in clothes and material things...she can put together a great party like noones business.

she is very easy to talk to and does very well under pressure.

she has great tits.
she has great lips and smells really good (her perfume MADE me pick her up)

she makes me want to be a better person...simply so she will like/love me more.

she is best person I have ever met and I dont care if anyone on here thinks I'm gayh or dumb...

the last thing I am is dumb (my turn) cause after this post..... IM GETTING HUMPED!!!

HEAVY!!

[Giantz11]

I can drink like a bastard.

[RA]

Well, I dont have a lady like Dally, but I have a huge member.

[G-Force]

i've got bad habits that could make a monkey blush

[VIXI]

Heres some of SexyKitty because one of her pluses will not allow her to post.


She is the kindest person I have ever met in my life
she has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen, her face looks like an angel sometimes, sometimes I find myself just staring at her she is sooo damn pretty in the face and when I come to type thing I realize that while looking at her, i'm the calmest person ever....

she is extremely smart, shes has a great job and makes easily twice as much as a good paying average job. She is going to get a promotion very soon and do simply better and better as time goes on.

she has an amazing body...especially ass..its fukin incredible.

shes the funniest person I have yet to meet, seriously, i'm really easy going and like to laugh .. and well, she keeps me laughin.

she is really helpful, and will go out of her way for others without a concern for herself...others come first. She is very caring towards animals and has a real way with our dog...its hilarious to see them play together.

shes not needy she lets me do what I want when I want and doesn't bother me...she lets me decide whats good for me.... even if she thinks it may not be the best.(of course she says so..but there is way to say it)

she has great parents and will inherit alot of cash and real estate
she has impecable taste in clothes and material things...she can put together a great party like noones business.

she is very easy to talk to and does very well under pressure.

she has great tits.
she has great lips and smells really good (her perfume MADE me pick her up)

she makes me want to be a better person...simply so she will like/love me more.

she is best person I have ever met and I dont care if anyone on here thinks I'm gayh or dumb...

the last thing I am is dumb (my turn) cause after this post..... IM GETTING HUMPED!!!

HEAVY!!

wow...happy you found such an incredible woman...and impressed you could express it as you have...you guys are lucky to have each other...or at least you're lucky to have her...hehe

[Dally]

Well, I dont have a lady like Dally, but I have a huge member.

dont be shy roidy...

you have a GREAT man.

[RA]

dont be shy roidy...

you have a GREAT man.

lol, another thread heading towards gayness.

[inheritmylife]

I'm so good-looking it isn't even funny.

[Dally]

wow...happy you found such an incredible woman...and impressed you could express it as you have...you guys are lucky to have each other...or at least you're lucky to have her...hehe

UHH... I have a .....



shit...you're right.



wait... I can make the bed....and do my OWN laundry!


(I dont..but I CAN if I wanted too!!)

[Maraxus]

I can make anyone smile.

I am a positive thinker, always have been.

A very loving man, I will make a great father.

Honest, and sincere.

I have a 10 inch penis.

I came from nothing, and am a self sufficient individual.

Worked fulltime since the age of 16, never needed anyones help (financially) since then.

I own property at the age of 25. (not common in Miami)

Did I forget to mention I had a 10 inch penis?

[CRUISECONTROL]

I can make anyone smile.

I am a positive thinker, always have been.

A very loving man, I will make a great father.

Honest, and sincere.

I have a 10 inch penis.

I came from nothing, and am a self sufficient individual.

Worked fulltime since the age of 16, never needed anyones help (financially) since then.

I own property at the age of 25. (not common in Miami)

Did I forget to mention I had a 10 inch penis?

You forgot to mention your GAY!!!!!!!

[inheritmylife]

Did I forget to mention I had a 10 inch penis?

Had? What happened? Did you donate a few inches to somebody?

[Maraxus]

You forgot to mention your GAY!!!!!!!

Its spelled You're. You definately can't brag about SPELLING. Bitch.

[CRUISECONTROL]

Its spelled You're. You definately can't brag about SPELLING. Bitch.

lmao u got me

[Maraxus]

lmao u got me

I still love you.

[CRUISECONTROL]

I still love you.

[chest6]

cute u two

[SexyKitty]

Heres some of SexyKitty because one of her pluses will not allow her to post.


She is the kindest person I have ever met in my life
she has the prettiest eyes I have ever seen, her face looks like an angel sometimes, sometimes I find myself just staring at her she is sooo damn pretty in the face and when I come to type thing I realize that while looking at her, i'm the calmest person ever....

she is extremely smart, shes has a great job and makes easily twice as much as a good paying average job. She is going to get a promotion very soon and do simply better and better as time goes on.

she has an amazing body...especially ass..its fukin incredible.

shes the funniest person I have yet to meet, seriously, i'm really easy going and like to laugh .. and well, she keeps me laughin.

she is really helpful, and will go out of her way for others without a concern for herself...others come first. She is very caring towards animals and has a real way with our dog...its hilarious to see them play together.

shes not needy she lets me do what I want when I want and doesn't bother me...she lets me decide whats good for me.... even if she thinks it may not be the best.(of course she says so..but there is way to say it)

she has great parents and will inherit alot of cash and real estate
she has impecable taste in clothes and material things...she can put together a great party like noones business.

she is very easy to talk to and does very well under pressure.

she has great tits.
she has great lips and smells really good (her perfume MADE me pick her up)

she makes me want to be a better person...simply so she will like/love me more.

she is best person I have ever met and I dont care if anyone on here thinks I'm gayh or dumb...

the last thing I am is dumb (my turn) cause after this post..... IM GETTING HUMPED!!!

HEAVY!!

Thats funny cause I was just reading this thread thinking shitt....I'm not good at anything Wasnt expecting this cause I sure as hell couldnt have said this about me. Thanks Dally

[SwoleCat]

U can't have a thread like this Johan because GQstupidman says that it's not healthy to showcase and share with others what you are good at.



F*ckin' hatin' beeyatch.......Now he went to Anaminds and started talkin' shit about me, until that thread got closed.

What a straight bitch-made little penis havin' f*cknut cheesedick.

~SC~

[BOUNCER]

I'm a nobel peace prize winner!.

[dirtyvegas]

Well, I don't look very good... and I'm not the smartest dude around, but I do have a very technical "learn on the spot" mind.

I'm not great at anything but am a jack of all trades... when I was 16 I thought myself auto mechanics and can basically take a car appart to it's nuts and bolts and put it back together without a manual... do the same with outboard boat engines.

Since then I also thought myself:
- computers (all my machines are home-built and have always been since the first PC clone came out)
- software (windows, office, smartdraw, photoshop, premiere... I even coded HTML by notepad when the web first appeared)
- video editing (started with family movies, now making promo DVD's for volunteer groups around here)
- electronics (I'm a HAM and have opened up and fixed all my radios, install modchips in PS2's, fixed TV's, monitors, whatever...)
- electricity (I've wired up entire houses, can fix most appliances)
- plumbing (I've piped up entire houses, including gas)
- Carpentry (I built my parents house - no I'm not kidding)
- Finishing carpentry (I work part time doing installations for my dads kitchens/bathrooms company doing delicate finishing work)
- Welding (do a lot of MIG welding for fun, got a small lincoln MIG setup for steel)
- Marine work (restored and rebuilt several fiberglass boats, re-painted them (gelcoat), rebuilt the motors)

I'm definetly not an academic, I was a TERRIBLE student in high school and below average in college. Put me in a classroom and I die slowly inside. Put me on any good hands-on job and I'll become proefficient in it quickly.

Red

your parents must go around telling everyone what a super son you are.. i know thats how mine are anyway...

thats bad ass bro...

[MatrixGuy]

oh, i forgot.... my work colleagues think i am funny.

[Kärnfysikern]

U can't have a thread like this Johan because GQstupidman says that it's not healthy to showcase and share with others what you are good at.



F*ckin' hatin' beeyatch.......Now he went to Anaminds and started talkin' shit about me, until that thread got closed.

What a straight bitch-made little penis havin' f*cknut cheesedick.

~SC~

LOL forgive me for asking but what