View Poll Results: When Wiping your ass, do u STAND or do u SIT???

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  1. 08-29-2005, 05:19 PM #1
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    are you a STANDER or a SITTER?!?

    guys

    do u sit or stand up wen ur wiping ur ass?!?

    a friend of mine sits, and sed its common practice, so we needed to prove him wrong, and my mates asked me to ask on here!

    sorry if it seems a bit sick!
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  2. 08-29-2005, 05:20 PM #2
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    How does a conversation between friends lead to an ass wiping debate?
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    I do sit:-)
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  4. 08-29-2005, 05:22 PM #4
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    i would put the double thread smiley but i cant find it
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    U may want to give a cup check to your buddy.

    Maybe the reason he sits is he's taking a leak and wiping his vagina.

    Hey.....never know!
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  6. 08-29-2005, 05:23 PM #6
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    ohh k poll there u go
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    sorry this is a repost, i didnt no how to delete my other thread!
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  8. 08-29-2005, 05:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by rixyroids
    sorry this is a repost, i didnt no how to delete my other thread!
    give me ur username , password and credit card number..Ill erase the thread for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    give me ur username , password and credit card number..Ill erase the thread for you
    better yet...post it on here
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  10. 08-29-2005, 05:31 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    better yet...post it on here
    No bro DONT!!..as some people might take advantage of it

    via pms
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  11. 08-29-2005, 05:35 PM #11
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    i always assumed that everyone stood up to wipe. you learn something new everyday.
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    I stay seated....Ive had this convo numerous times...
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  13. 08-29-2005, 05:38 PM #13
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    I wipe the shit off my ass while seated

    lovely visual eh?
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    WTF? Who stands up to wipe his ass? I wipe mine seated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357
    WTF? Who stands up to wipe his ass? I wipe mine seated.
    i agree... standing???? why?!?! lean forward and wipe balls to ass. doesnt get any simpler than that.
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  16. 08-30-2005, 10:07 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfyEVH
    i agree... standing???? why?!?! lean forward and wipe balls to ass. doesnt get any simpler than that.
    Ditto.

    The real question should be "how much TP do you use?"

    Do you wipe...fold and wipe again, toss in bowl..OR wipe and drop in the bowl and grab another handful of TP and repeat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    Ditto.

    The real question should be "how much TP do you use?"

    Do you wipe...fold and wipe again, toss in bowl..OR wipe and drop in the bowl and grab another handful of TP and repeat?

    yeah wipe and drop wipe and drop..if there too much protein and little fiber..it takes bout 1000 wipes haha...if not..just 2 nice wipes and ur done...wut bout u?? how did u do in the comp btw?
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  18. 08-29-2005, 05:43 PM #18
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    standing is the way to go
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    i get a much cleaner ass if i sit and lean forward. if i stand i have to spread em and drop my back like im doing a deadlift
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i get a much cleaner ass if i sit and lean forward. if i stand i have to spread em and drop my back like im doing a deadlift
    Goddamit, why did I have to picture that in my head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    i get a much cleaner ass if i sit and lean forward. if i stand i have to spread em and drop my back like im doing a deadlift

    thats funny ROFLMAO...


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    thats funny ROFLMAO...


    You wanna see pics of a guy wiping his ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    You wanna see pics of a guy wiping his ass?
    hell naaa just being funny..
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    hell naaa just being funny..
    Oh, I Gotcha!
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  26. 08-29-2005, 05:58 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by sngleguyinmo31

    haha no im really not gay, very far from it!

    just i assumed that most people stood up, i know i do, thot it was how its done, and we found it hilarios that he sits!

    he brought it up, no idea why but we just wondered!
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    I SIT BRO. who the fvck would stand up to wipe ass...
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    do some wierd wipe betwen the legs then when seated?
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    do some wierd wipe betwen the legs then when seated?
    Like from the front and not behind the ass? yeah

    BTW..since were talking bout assess and shit..

    Do u wipe to the front or the back....??
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    I wipe to the back.
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    Does anyone look at the shit???b4 u flush??
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Does anyone look at the shit???b4 u flush??

    damn bro thats like part of the ritual. A mans gotta have pride in his work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Does anyone look at the shit???b4 u flush??

    thats just nasty there, you must be fascinated with your shit or somthin you keep commin up with all these strange questions....


    you probly smell you shit to hu...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtyvegas
    thats just nasty there, you must be fascinated with your shit or somthin you keep commin up with all these strange questions....


    you probly smell you shit to hu...
    LOL..just remembered that Qs from money boss hustla's thread...alot of people actually did look at it...and damn...U should..to make sure everything is a nice color and nothing abnormal there haha....
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Does anyone look at the shit???b4 u flush??
    yup, it looks like a work of art.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Does anyone look at the shit???b4 u flush??
    Yep, I do it eveytime hey I have to check if my multivit and bcaa's got absorbed

    AND HOW THE FVCK DO YOU PEOPLE WIPE YOUR A$$ WHILE SITTING? SERIOUSLY?
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    nothing like having bad gas and sitting down on the throne releasing all the filth out of your body enjoying the smell knowing the pain it will inflict on anyone stepping inside the boundaries of the toilet during the next half hour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    nothing like having bad gas and sitting down on the throne releasing all the filth out of your body enjoying the smell knowing the pain it will inflict on anyone stepping inside the boundaries of the toilet during the next half hour.
    except not flushing
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    my buddy stands which doesnt make a damn bit of sence to me. why the hell would you bother standing up when your allready sitting down just lean foward and take care of business what i think is weird is when people sit and wipe between their legs thats fukin weird. thats one thing i hate about the military we dont believe in shiot stalls so when your taking care of business theres someone right next to you doing the same thing.
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