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    Havin a chew, Drinking Wine, and laughing at Johans balls signature thingy...

    Not sure what I find amusing about that thing, but I do. Oh well. I am sitting here, drinking a pretty good glass of Wine, and chewing... damn I am a class act arnt I? lol Oh welll. I thought I would just throw a few words down before I went to bed. I Love chew, I love wine, I love sex, and I love gear..... There you have it.
    Have a nice night.

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    LOL............. Take care bro...... I think I'm off to bed as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMudMan
    LOL............. Take care bro...... I think I'm off to bed as well.

    Shleep well bro!

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    drinking wine with a chew in. LOL

    Ladies and gentlemen, that's what you call a red-neck aristocrat.

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    ::cough: LUSH :cough::

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    Quote Originally Posted by inheritmylife
    drinking wine with a chew in. LOL

    Ladies and gentlemen, that's what you call a red-neck aristocrat.
    Thank you thank you! LOL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
    That would me be, I think I will head to the county fair with a empty water bottle full of wine so I can watch the crash up derby!.... seriously I have dont that before! lol

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    How could u chew and drink at the same time? That's gross...Don't u get sick? I've been chewing for years and I couldn't even do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MBaraso
    How could u chew and drink at the same time? That's gross...Don't u get sick? I've been chewing for years and I couldn't even do that.
    HEELLLLL yea, you should try it! nothing better man! I loooove wino. I have about 160 bottles of wine in my cellar.... I love wine
    and I llllllooooove chew. I ussually drink the wine first, then throw in a chew

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    Man I must be completely dyslexic...

    When I saw the title I read:

    Havin a poo, Drinking Winny, and laughing at Johans balls...

    Time to see my shrink again

    Red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    Man I must be completely dyslexic...

    When I saw the title I read:

    Havin a poo, Drinking Winny, and laughing at Johans balls...

    Time to see my shrink again

    Red

    I seriously just spit out my chew I was laughing soooo hard!!!!!!!

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    That was pure Freudian.

    By the sounds of it, you've had a good bit of wine already.

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    wine and chew? I always knew you were high society! props on your outstanding wine selection though.

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    What r u chewin? And hell yeah u can drink and chew at the same time. I would chew, and play a whole game of beer pong without spitting.....course i dont realize i wasnt spitting til im yacking in the bushes a half hour later....



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    man i really need to start posting more threads..k here goes one...

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    jdawg50, what do you chew? skoal straight, or mint for me.

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    stop looking at my balls you damn pervert!!

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    hahaha...Oh man your such a lush bro...

    OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    Not sure what I find amusing about that thing, but I do. Oh well. I am sitting here, drinking a pretty good glass of Wine, and chewing... damn I am a class act arnt I? lol Oh welll. I thought I would just throw a few words down before I went to bed. I Love chew, I love wine, I love sex, and I love gear..... There you have it.
    Have a nice night.
    I think you covered it all. Chew/wine/sex/gear all good shyt.

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    Nothing but the best.... Kayak.... some new cheap crap lol

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    That's dip. Hell, I dip. Chew falls under the lines of Red Man and Levi Garrett.

    In that case, I drink beer and dip all the damn time. Chew on the other hand, there's no way.

    Maybe that's just what we call it here in the South?

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    For me its Kodiak.

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    I got hooked on the Coooooopenhagen in the Corps. Evil shit.

    I don't drink wine at the same time though.

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    Chew, dip, tabbacca, soda, pop.... Whatever... Its all bad for u

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jdawg50
    Chew, dip, tabbacca, soda, pop.... Whatever... Its all bad for u
    Yes, so very deliciously bad......

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    How'd Deca miss this thread?

    BUMP! for Deca...AR's Chewexpert

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    How'd Deca miss this thread?

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    i resent that, i can out chew that redneck woman any day......

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    Johan, those balls belong to a tanuki, right? From the book "Villa Incognito"? Awesome book.

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    I thought chew and dip are the same thing, whats the difference?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    How'd Deca miss this thread?

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    No Shiat????


    With Chew and Balls in the title of the thread, and those being his favorite things in the entire world, there is no way he can resist???

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    Chew:



    Dip:



    Dip is a lot finer cut. You put it in your lip. Chew (Chaw in the South) is a lot longer cut and it goes in your cheek.

    Dip is more effective at transferring nicotine into your system. I know people that can put a chaw in all day, but 5 mins. w/ some skoal straight and they're puking their guts out.

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