Havin a chew, Drinking Wine, and laughing at Johans balls signature thingy...

**Jdawg50** · 09-01-2005, 09:48 PM

Not sure what I find amusing about that thing, but I do. Oh well. I am sitting here, drinking a pretty good glass of Wine, and chewing... damn I am a class act arnt I? lol Oh welll. I thought I would just throw a few words down before I went to bed. I Love chew, I love wine, I love sex, and I love gear..... There you have it.
Have a nice night.

**TheMudMan** · 09-01-2005, 09:50 PM

LOL............. Take care bro...... I think I'm off to bed as well.

**Jdawg50** · 09-01-2005, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by TheMudMan

LOL............. Take care bro...... I think I'm off to bed as well.

Shleep well bro!

**inheritmylife** · 09-01-2005, 09:58 PM

drinking wine with a chew in. LOL

Ladies and gentlemen, that's what you call a red-neck aristocrat.

**anaBROLIC** · 09-01-2005, 09:58 PM

::cough: LUSH :cough::

**Jdawg50** · 09-01-2005, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by inheritmylife

drinking wine with a chew in. LOL

Ladies and gentlemen, that's what you call a red-neck aristocrat.

Thank you thank you! LOL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
That would me be, I think I will head to the county fair with a empty water bottle full of wine so I can watch the crash up derby!.... seriously I have dont that before! lol

**MBaraso** · 09-01-2005, 10:05 PM

How could u chew and drink at the same time? That's gross...Don't u get sick? I've been chewing for years and I couldn't even do that.

**Jdawg50** · 09-01-2005, 10:09 PM

Originally Posted by MBaraso

How could u chew and drink at the same time? That's gross...Don't u get sick? I've been chewing for years and I couldn't even do that.

HEELLLLL yea, you should try it! nothing better man! I loooove wino. I have about 160 bottles of wine in my cellar.... I love wine
and I llllllooooove chew. I ussually drink the wine first, then throw in a chew

**Red Ketchup** · 09-01-2005, 10:09 PM

Man I must be completely dyslexic...

When I saw the title I read:

Havin a poo, Drinking Winny, and laughing at Johans balls...

Time to see my shrink again

Red

**Jdawg50** · 09-01-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Man I must be completely dyslexic...

When I saw the title I read:

Havin a poo, Drinking Winny, and laughing at Johans balls...

Time to see my shrink again

Red

I seriously just spit out my chew I was laughing soooo hard!!!!!!!

**jmt** · 09-01-2005, 10:34 PM

That was pure Freudian.

By the sounds of it, you've had a good bit of wine already.

**symatech** · 09-01-2005, 11:28 PM

wine and chew? I always knew you were high society! props on your outstanding wine selection though.

**JDawg1536** · 09-02-2005, 12:21 AM

What r u chewin? And hell yeah u can drink and chew at the same time. I would chew, and play a whole game of beer pong without spitting.....course i dont realize i wasnt spitting til im yacking in the bushes a half hour later....

**chest6** · 09-02-2005, 12:39 AM

man i really need to start posting more threads..k here goes one...

**armwrestler22** · 09-02-2005, 03:48 AM

jdawg50, what do you chew? skoal straight, or mint for me.

**Kärnfysikern** · 09-02-2005, 04:24 AM

stop looking at my balls you damn pervert!!

**OGPackin** · 09-02-2005, 06:15 AM

hahaha...Oh man your such a lush bro...

OG

RA · 09-02-2005, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by Jdawg50

Not sure what I find amusing about that thing, but I do. Oh well. I am sitting here, drinking a pretty good glass of Wine, and chewing... damn I am a class act arnt I? lol Oh welll. I thought I would just throw a few words down before I went to bed. I Love chew, I love wine, I love sex, and I love gear..... There you have it.
Have a nice night.

I think you covered it all. Chew/wine/sex/gear all good shyt.

**Jdawg50** · 09-02-2005, 07:39 AM

Nothing but the best.... Kayak.... some new cheap crap lol

**jmt** · 09-02-2005, 11:03 AM

That's dip. Hell, I dip. Chew falls under the lines of Red Man and Levi Garrett.

In that case, I drink beer and dip all the damn time. Chew on the other hand, there's no way.

Maybe that's just what we call it here in the South?

RA · 09-02-2005, 11:04 AM

For me its Kodiak.

**inheritmylife** · 09-02-2005, 11:20 AM

I got hooked on the Coooooopenhagen in the Corps. Evil shit.

I don't drink wine at the same time though.

**Jdawg50** · 09-02-2005, 11:21 AM

Chew, dip, tabbacca, soda, pop.... Whatever... Its all bad for u

**JDawg1536** · 09-02-2005, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by Jdawg50

Chew, dip, tabbacca, soda, pop.... Whatever... Its all bad for u

Yes, so very deliciously bad......

***Narkissos*** · 09-05-2005, 10:47 AM

How'd Deca miss this thread?

BUMP! for Deca...AR's Chewexpert

**JDawg1536** · 09-05-2005, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

How'd Deca miss this thread?

BUMP! for Deca...AR's Chewexpert

i resent that, i can out chew that redneck woman any day......

**ginkobulloba** · 09-05-2005, 07:49 PM

Johan, those balls belong to a tanuki, right? From the book "Villa Incognito"? Awesome book.

**bor** · 09-06-2005, 04:27 AM

I thought chew and dip are the same thing, whats the difference?

**Bigen12** · 09-06-2005, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

How'd Deca miss this thread?

BUMP! for Deca...AR's Chewexpert

No Shiat????

With Chew and Balls in the title of the thread, and those being his favorite things in the entire world, there is no way he can resist???

**jmt** · 09-06-2005, 11:32 AM

Chew:

Dip:

Dip is a lot finer cut. You put it in your lip. Chew (Chaw in the South) is a lot longer cut and it goes in your cheek.

Dip is more effective at transferring nicotine into your system. I know people that can put a chaw in all day, but 5 mins. w/ some skoal straight and they're puking their guts out.