I got harpooned with a fork!!!!!!!

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 07:29 AM

This is kinda funny........... My girl and I got into an arguement over something that was said that was mistaken ( she took something I said wrong) .............. and I made the mistake of calling her a bitch and she threw the only thing she had in her hand (it happend to be a fork)............... I raised my arm to block my head and thunk I look down and I have a fork lodged in my side!!!!!!!!!!!!!I went off I couldnt believe I just got harpooned be a fukin fork!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she was sorry and didnt mean to do that............ Every thing is cool this morning its kinda funny this morning until I turn then it hurts and isnt funny anymore

**bigbadbootydaddy** · 09-02-2005, 07:33 AM

Lol, just be glad she didn't have a knife.

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by bigbadbootydaddy

Lol, just be glad she didn't have a knife.

LMAO no doubt

I bet she could throw that fork a thousand times and never get it to stick again

But I aint gonna let her try

**Deadend** · 09-02-2005, 07:40 AM

I think girls that are tough enough to engage in physical violence (i.e. punching, slapping, throwing things, pulling hair biting) when they are angry are awesome. Go by her an engagement ring and get some plastic forks while your out.

**Jack87** · 09-02-2005, 07:43 AM

Damn bro you have some bad ass luck... lol

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

This is kinda funny........... My girl and I got into an arguement over something that was said that was mistaken ( she took something I said wrong) .............. and I made the mistake of calling her a bitch and she threw the only thing she had in her hand (it happend to be a fork)............... I raised my arm to block my head and thunk I look down and I have a fork lodged in my side!!!!!!!!!!!!!I went off I couldnt believe I just got harpooned be a fukin fork!!!!!!!!!!!!! She said she was sorry and didnt mean to do that............ Every thing is cool this morning its kinda funny this morning until I turn then it hurts and isnt funny anymore

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Deadend

I think girls that are tough enough to engage in physical violence (i.e. punching, slapping, throwing things, pulling hair biting) when they are angry are awesome. Go by her an engagement ring and get some plastic forks while your out.

We have been engaged for 2 years heres a pic of the ring

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by buff87

Damn bro you have some bad ass luck... lol

I'm Irish its always luck....... Some good some bad no inbetween

**Dave321** · 09-02-2005, 07:48 AM

baahahhhahah!!! When the fork was lodged in ya, you should have belched out lauging and looking at it at the same time... this would have freaked her right out!! nice avy by the way g!

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

baahahhhahah!!! When the fork was lodged in ya, you should have belched out lauging and looking at it at the same time... this would have freaked her right out!! nice avy by the way g!

Hahahahahaha I was in disbelief more than anything

and thanks

**Jdawg50** · 09-02-2005, 07:53 AM

God I wish you had a pic

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Jdawg50

God I wish you had a pic

I shoulda taken one with the fork still in

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 07:57 AM

Its just a swollen love handle with 4 red holes

**Dave321** · 09-02-2005, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

Its just a swollen love handle with 4 red holes

She must now let you put it in her pooper! It's the only way!

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

She must now let you put it in her pooper! It's the only way!

She should let me everyday .............. did you see that rock she got?????

**Jack87** · 09-02-2005, 08:01 AM

I know the feeling... lol

At least she aimed high and not to low...

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

I'm Irish its always luck....... Some good some bad no inbetween

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by buff87

I know the feeling... lol

At least she aimed high and not to low...

WHew that woulda been bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

**Dave321** · 09-02-2005, 08:04 AM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

She should let me everyday .............. did you see that rock she got?????

I like it dude... it's fuking nice... this is coming from a guy who sells diamond jewelry for a livin'! Good shiet! What are the specs on it if you don't mind me asking?

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:09 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

I like it dude... it's fuking nice... this is coming from a guy who sells diamond jewelry for a livin'! Good shiet! What are the specs on it if you don't mind me asking?

Center stone 1karat and .5 karats per side total 2 karats VS1 center stone and VVS on the side stones

Got it from a jewler in beverly hills

**Red Ketchup** · 09-02-2005, 08:16 AM

Now you do realize that you two will be telling this story about this time your wife "forked you" to friends, family, your kids and grandkids until you're both old and grey?

Red

**Dave321** · 09-02-2005, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

Center stone 1karat and .5 karats per side total 2 karats VS1 center stone and VVS on the side stones

Got it from a jewler in beverly hills

must of had a nice price tag on it eh?!?! Good stuff though, very nice ring! VS1!!! I guess you really do care about the fork thrower!!! haha.

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Now you do realize that you two will be telling this story about this time your wife "forked you" to friends, family, your kids and grandkids until you're both old and grey?

Red

Yep

**Dave321** · 09-02-2005, 08:21 AM

IronFreakX would have loved to be in your position... he probably would have started humping the girls leg!

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

must of had a nice price tag on it eh?!?! Good stuff though, very nice ring! VS1!!! I guess you really do care about the fork thrower!!! haha.

yep I bought it two years ago and yes it was a little pricey (still payin for it took out a personal loan and seperate insurance policy on it)but I did my research and double checked its clarity and appraisal............ and yeah I care about the fork thrower

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

IronFreakX would have loved to be in your position... he probably would have started humping the girls leg!

ROFLMAO

yeah he is into the goth S&M stuff

**colossus1** · 09-02-2005, 08:30 AM

You should have screamed then played dead when the fork got stuck in you.

**SwoleCat** · 09-02-2005, 08:32 AM

That must be one sharp ass fork!!!!!

~SC~

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

That must be one sharp ass fork!!!!!

~SC~

No its just a normal dinner fork it just happend to hit me in my love handle which I guess was soft enough to puncture through

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 08:47 AM

just changed my location

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 12:41 PM

Thats it I'm taking the advice and getting plastic silverware

**1819** · 09-02-2005, 12:48 PM

after she stuck the fork in you she should have yelled "your done!" by the way, glad all's well that ends well but i definitly would have tested out my throwing arm with that ring. it would have been way out in the street or at least on top of the roof!

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by 1819

after she stuck the fork in you she should have yelled "your done!" by the way, glad all's well that ends well but i definitly would have tested out my throwing arm with that ring. it would have been way out in the street or at least on top of the roof!

hahahah you just made me laugh out loud

knowing my luck I woulda lost the dam thing and she woulda def killed me then

**1819** · 09-02-2005, 12:57 PM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

hahahah you just made me laugh out loud

knowing my luck I woulda lost the dam thing and she woulda def killed me then

no. the worst part is after you calm down you're the one who would have had to go retreive the thing anyway.

**IronFreakX** · 09-02-2005, 12:58 PM

IronFreakX would have loved to be in your position... he probably would have started humping the girls leg!

Forks are so amature....KNIVES are where its at....

CC is gay btw

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by 1819

no. the worst part is after you calm down you're the one who would have had to go retreive the thing anyway.

Lol

**chest6** · 09-02-2005, 01:07 PM

hm..good story..getting forked eh??

My friend was drunk once and I walked up to the dart board to get mine out (these were new medal tip darts) and started laughing and threw 3 and one got stuck in my elbow and just kinna hung there and one in my lower back and the other hit my upper back and fell..all fun and games tho

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

hm..good story..getting forked eh??

My friend was drunk once and I walked up to the dart board to get mine out (these were new medal tip darts) and started laughing and threw 3 and one got stuck in my elbow and just kinna hung there and one in my lower back and the other hit my upper back and fell..all fun and games tho

why did you just stand there

**chest6** · 09-02-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

why did you just stand there

he threw them all in a span of less than a second. He said he threw two in one hand and one in the other both arms same time....

**CRUISECONTROL** · 09-02-2005, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

he threw them all in a span of less than a second. He said he threw two in one hand and one in the other both arms same time....

That fuka

**punchrf** · 09-02-2005, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

he threw them all in a span of less than a second. He said he threw two in one hand and one in the other both arms same time....

i would have been looking for the closest blunt object i could find that i could swing quickly. i don't care who it is, if i get darts thrown at me i'm raging on them.