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    Mcdonalds

    hahah so last night after drinking I went to mcdonalds... there was a girl who grabbed me and tried to give me head lol.. The funniest part was outside of mcdonalds.. I was on the cell and there was a group of about 15 guys, oldest maybe being 17.. They all started to open beers. So I walked over and told them I was a DEA agent (doesnt even exist in canada) and that I would have to ask them to leave their beers and get off the property.. hahah stupid kids did!!!!!

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    wats that durin or after the blow job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    hahah so last night after drinking I went to mcdonalds... there was a girl who grabbed me and tried to give me head lol..


    Whaddya mean tried???

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    She was obviously weak and undernourished. When I decide I will give a man some head, I ALWAYS succeed and never merely "try" to do so. I do have to get a little rough sometimes, but they all always thank me when it is over. So Girlfriend, next time just lay back and enjoy it. Especially if it is me. I never take "no" for an answer, and your struggles would be in vain. After all, I can't very well charge you without delivering service... that would be robbery, I think, at least when I use my typically aggressive style of collection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    She was obviously weak and undernourished. When I decide I will give a man some head, I ALWAYS succeed and never merely "try" to do so. I do have to get a little rough sometimes, but they all always thank me when it is over. So Girlfriend, next time just lay back and enjoy it. Especially if it is me. I never take "no" for an answer, and your struggles would be in vain. After all, I can't very well charge you without delivering service... that would be robbery, I think, at least when I use my typically aggressive style of collection.

    Anna Bollick
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    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    She was obviously weak and undernourished. When I decide I will give a man some head, I ALWAYS succeed and never merely "try" to do so. I do have to get a little rough sometimes, but they all always thank me when it is over. So Girlfriend, next time just lay back and enjoy it. Especially if it is me. I never take "no" for an answer, and your struggles would be in vain. After all, I can't very well charge you without delivering service... that would be robbery, I think, at least when I use my typically aggressive style of collection.

    Anna Bollick
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    very nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    She was obviously weak and undernourished. When I decide I will give a man some head, I ALWAYS succeed and never merely "try" to do so. I do have to get a little rough sometimes, but they all always thank me when it is over. So Girlfriend, next time just lay back and enjoy it. Especially if it is me. I never take "no" for an answer, and your struggles would be in vain. After all, I can't very well charge you without delivering service... that would be robbery, I think, at least when I use my typically aggressive style of collection.

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    Riiiiight ..... Anywayz the girl was about 15, therefore I didn't let her

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    unbelevible

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    I wouldve let her

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    Quote Originally Posted by bignatt
    I wouldve let her
    roger that good buddy come on back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    She was obviously weak and undernourished. When I decide I will give a man some head, I ALWAYS succeed and never merely "try" to do so. I do have to get a little rough sometimes, but they all always thank me when it is over. So Girlfriend, next time just lay back and enjoy it. Especially if it is me. I never take "no" for an answer, and your struggles would be in vain. After all, I can't very well charge you without delivering service... that would be robbery, I think, at least when I use my typically aggressive style of collection.

    Anna Bollick
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    How sweet

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    Wot u mean she tried to give u head!!! Why wud u put up resistance, its head at the end of the day, as long as its female with a mouth, who cares!! She wasnt asking for ur hand in marriage, just wanted dessert with her big mac!

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    now that im thinking about it i wouldnt have just gotten head i wouldve taken pictures with a digicam as well

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    the real question is...

    why would u go to mcdonalds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    the real question is...

    why would u go to mcdonalds...

    For a McBlowJob

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    For a McBlowJob
    LMFAO

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    No seriously. Im guessing 15, she coulda been 13 she looked young.. Sorry but I have morals

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    she looked young.. Sorry but I have morals

    man, thats when you pound the beers you got instead of the Mcds for your cheat meal... there goes morals and here comes head...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOUNCER
    For a McBlowJob
    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    She was obviously weak and undernourished. When I decide I will give a man some head, I ALWAYS succeed and never merely "try" to do so. I do have to get a little rough sometimes, but they all always thank me when it is over. So Girlfriend, next time just lay back and enjoy it. Especially if it is me. I never take "no" for an answer, and your struggles would be in vain. After all, I can't very well charge you without delivering service... that would be robbery, I think, at least when I use my typically aggressive style of collection.

    Anna Bollick
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    ROFLFMAO....

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    haha ya i laughed at both but didnt feel like quoting both.....so the girl just walked up to u and grabbed u and pulled ur pants down??

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    and shes 15???
    thats interesting....

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    its not interesting. I dont need nor want a 15 year old doing anything with me. Anywayz its another night to get drunk cya boyz

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    thats why i said interesting i wouldnt go near 15 year old
    or 20 year old.
    mmmmmmmmm 30 year old mothers
    hahaha

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    daaaamn, grabbed you?!! to give you a head?!!
    well, i guess it's one of 2 things:
    1- either you are Brad Pitt clone
    2- or the chich was an ugly duckly

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    2nd one sounds more realistic
    hahaha

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    No Morals here definetley would have taken the blow

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    2nd one sounds more realistic
    hahaha
    i know, i just didn't wanna be a Dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by smokethedays
    i know, i just didn't wanna be a Dick
    hahah

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    lol.. Now milfs thats where its at!! Im not a brad pitt clone, yeesh who'd wanna be that small ..

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    hey wait a sec, this thread has nothing to do with macdonald's at all..

    but i'm sure it must have been hard to resist the head, i mean have you seen how some 15 year olds dress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Riiiiight ..... Anywayz the girl was about 15, therefore I didn't let her
    Damn NMS is this the chick?



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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    Damn NMS is this the chick?


    Yes she looked exactly like that red x

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Yes she looked exactly like that red x

    Refresh or Reload I can see it....


    Can anyone else see it? Or is there something wrong?

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    did you get some fries with that head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FINAMAN
    did you get some fries with that head?

    FinaMan is this you??????



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    I can't see it, but I wouldn't have taken the blowjob either. If you gotta have some youngin to suck you off then you need to get out more.

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    Well, maybe I should start hanging out at McDonald's. I have been 39 for five years now, so I guess I am old enough for those who can't bring themselves to accept a quick hummy from a 15 year old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WILDCH1LD
    FinaMan is this you??????


    u picture stealer!! Well maybe not but i posted that a few days ago

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