female members, will this work for me

**decadbal** · 09-16-2005, 01:38 AM

if i come up to you in a bar and say...

you look like the skinny version of this whore i used to sleep with,

or if your skinny, i say

you look just like this fat chick i used to bang, only skinny..

how far will that get me

i know you girls like words of encouragement.

**chest6** · 09-16-2005, 01:48 AM

I would say that will definitely work.

**ArkansasAlex** · 09-16-2005, 01:49 AM

your such a pimp deca!!!!!

Alex

**collar** · 09-16-2005, 01:49 AM

i dont see how that would work lol..

**chest6** · 09-16-2005, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by collar

i dont see how that would work lol..

oh it has worked before. what works better..those jeans make you look like a fatass..wanna have sex?

well someone is going to get offended by that i bet

**collar** · 09-16-2005, 02:00 AM

i honestly dont see how they would work lol
its like offending them lol

**decadbal** · 09-16-2005, 02:02 AM

this is called satire collar...

satire

**chest6** · 09-16-2005, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by collar

i honestly dont see how they would work lol
its like offending them lol

collar

me and deca

***Narkissos*** · 09-16-2005, 02:06 AM

This might work better:

"O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"

**collar** · 09-16-2005, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

This might work better:

"O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"

roflmfao..

***Narkissos*** · 09-16-2005, 02:16 AM

It works...getting slapped is just foreplay

**chest6** · 09-16-2005, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

This might work better:

"O shit...you're so fvcking ugly...no one will EVER want to take you home...you might as well come home with me let me bone you out of pity"

hahaha..of course it will. Getting slapped is a given. Its just all part of the plan

**decadbal** · 09-16-2005, 02:22 AM

slapping is realy a way for the to touch you... its all over after the initial touch

***Narkissos*** · 09-16-2005, 02:24 AM

lol... slapping is like her leading you to the bed and saying "strip"

**chest6** · 09-16-2005, 02:42 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

lol... slapping is like her leading you to the bed and saying "strip"

exactly

**collar** · 09-16-2005, 02:48 AM

oh i see
might have to try that then

**decadbal** · 09-16-2005, 02:50 AM

tell her, that if she became a man, youd find her equallly attractive

***Narkissos*** · 09-16-2005, 02:58 AM

Yea that one works for real.

Almost as good as...

Didn't i see your pic on a shemale website?

Dude you're hot!

**Mizfit** · 09-16-2005, 05:50 AM

Keep working on it

**Bigen12** · 09-16-2005, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Yea that one works for real.

Almost as good as...

Didn't i see your pic on a shemale website?

Dude you're hot!

How has that worked for you, in the past?

I have serious reserves about your methods.

I personally didn't think much of the picture that you sent me of your new "bed fellow".....................

**dirtyvegas** · 09-16-2005, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

How has that worked for you, in the past?

I have serious reserves about your methods.

I personally didn't think much of the picture that you sent me of your new "bed fellow".....................

holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy.

LMFAO

**Bigen12** · 09-16-2005, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by dirtyvegas

holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy.

LMFAO

You're right!

Now we know her connection, her and Narc are an item.....

**ttuprincess** · 09-16-2005, 08:24 AM

swoon! you have a way with words deca lol

**Dally** · 09-16-2005, 08:56 AM

thats way too romantic...

broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.

and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

it really has changed my life.

**BUBBA74** · 09-16-2005, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

thats way too romantic...

broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.

and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

it really has changed my life.

Dally you so Qwazy!!!

**tboney** · 09-16-2005, 01:50 PM

What a stupid fu*king thread!

BG · 09-16-2005, 03:07 PM

Smooth ass a babies ass!!!

BG · 09-16-2005, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by tboney

I love giving head!!!!!!!!

Keep that to your self clown!!!!!!!

**decadbal** · 09-16-2005, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by tboney

What a stupid fu*king thread!

yea and you just classed it up a big...

faggot

**MASTER** · 09-16-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

thats way too romantic...

broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.

and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

it really has changed my life.

Gd technique bro, i prefer to dangle em out then just say suck my balls!!

**collar** · 09-16-2005, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Decadbal

yea and you just classed it up a big...

faggot

ROFLMFAO....

**Anna Bollick** · 09-17-2005, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by dirtyvegas

holy shit that looks just like..........Anna Bollick's avvy.

LMFAO

Are you out of your mind? Not in her wildest DREAMS does that Thaing look like me! She is UGLY!

Indignantly yours,
Anna Bollick
The PRETTY one.

***Narkissos*** · 09-18-2005, 05:31 AM

Originally Posted by Dally

thats way too romantic...

broads like it when you just cut to the chase bro.... just be out with it....be totally straight up with em.

and since using this cut to the chase technique....I've been very SUCcessful

I cut "suc my fukin balls right gatdamn now bitch"

down to "suc balls gatdamn bitch"

it really has changed my life.

**Red Ketchup** · 09-18-2005, 07:57 AM

I usually go with "Hi! Wanna fück?"

To which they usually reply: "Well, I wasn't going to... but you talked me into it... you smooth bastard!"

Red

**dans** · 09-18-2005, 08:56 AM

Nice joke buddy, I don't think it would work.

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