Results 1 to 21 of 21
  1. 09-21-2005, 09:20 AM #1
    CRUISECONTROL's Avatar
    CRUISECONTROL
    CRUISECONTROL is offline Post Whore Extraordinaire Cruising On Autopilot
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    La La Land
    Posts
    5,316

    Thumbs up You have to read this!!!!

    Subject: Navy Seal
    >
    >There are two things Navy Seals are always taught:
    >1. Keep your priorities in order.
    >2. Know when to act without hesitation.
    >
    >A college professor, avowed atheist and active member of the A.C.L.U.,
    >was teaching his college class. He shocked several of his students when
    >he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there
    >was no God.
    >
    >Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, I want you to
    >knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
    >
    >The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
    >went by.
    >
    >"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!"
    >
    >Again after four minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
    >God!! I'm still waiting!!!"
    >
    >His count down got down to the last couple minutes when a Navy Seal, who
    >was just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq
    >and had newly registered for the class, walked up to the Professor. The
    >Seal hit him full force in the face. This sent the Professor tumbling
    >from his platform. The Professor was out cold. The students were stunned
    >and shocked.
    >
    >They began to babble in confusion. The Seal nonchalantly took his seat
    >in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell
    >silent also...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was
    >noticeably shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When the
    >professor regained his senses and could speak, he asked: "What the heck
    >is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
    >
    >The Seal said, "God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who
    >are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an ass. So,
    >He sent me."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 09-21-2005, 09:24 AM #2
    Giantz11's Avatar
    Giantz11
    Giantz11 is offline Respected Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    CT
    Posts
    4,314
    That is calssic
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 09-21-2005, 09:25 AM #3
    ACpower's Avatar
    ACpower
    ACpower is offline Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    DC
    Posts
    688
    haha yes thats awesome
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 09-21-2005, 09:39 AM #4
    CRUISECONTROL's Avatar
    CRUISECONTROL
    CRUISECONTROL is offline Post Whore Extraordinaire Cruising On Autopilot
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    La La Land
    Posts
    5,316
    bump
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 09-21-2005, 10:57 AM #5
    CRUISECONTROL's Avatar
    CRUISECONTROL
    CRUISECONTROL is offline Post Whore Extraordinaire Cruising On Autopilot
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    La La Land
    Posts
    5,316
    bump this is good
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 09-21-2005, 11:05 AM #6
    4U2NV
    4U2NV is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    406
    nice post!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 09-21-2005, 11:33 AM #7
    spywizard's Avatar
    spywizard
    spywizard is offline AR-Elite Hall of Famer~
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    In the Gym, if i could
    Posts
    15,929
    I always like to say i'm a tool of God..

    might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.. but hey.. i'm there..
    The answer to your every question

    Rules

    A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
    to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
    one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.


    If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
    we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
    I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
    Don't Let the Police kick your ass
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 09-21-2005, 11:34 AM #8
    Gerkie66's Avatar
    Gerkie66
    Gerkie66 is offline Female Member
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    ~Rhyno~
    Posts
    146
    lol...






    ...but, very true!!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 09-21-2005, 03:26 PM #9
    CRUISECONTROL's Avatar
    CRUISECONTROL
    CRUISECONTROL is offline Post Whore Extraordinaire Cruising On Autopilot
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    La La Land
    Posts
    5,316
    bump
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 09-21-2005, 04:43 PM #10
    CRUISECONTROL's Avatar
    CRUISECONTROL
    CRUISECONTROL is offline Post Whore Extraordinaire Cruising On Autopilot
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    La La Land
    Posts
    5,316
    bump
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 09-21-2005, 04:50 PM #11
    31uniform's Avatar
    31uniform
    31uniform is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    399
    That is fvcking awesome. Where did you find that?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 09-21-2005, 04:54 PM #12
    collar's Avatar
    collar
    collar is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,150
    cool...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 09-21-2005, 04:54 PM #13
    bignatt's Avatar
    bignatt
    bignatt is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    in FL (former Masshole)
    Posts
    2,421
    bump
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 09-21-2005, 04:54 PM #14
    chest6's Avatar
    chest6
    chest6 is offline Banned
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    23,317
    funny funny..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 09-21-2005, 05:28 PM #15
    CRUISECONTROL's Avatar
    CRUISECONTROL
    CRUISECONTROL is offline Post Whore Extraordinaire Cruising On Autopilot
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    La La Land
    Posts
    5,316
    Quote Originally Posted by 31uniform
    That is fvcking awesome. Where did you find that?
    My dad emailed it to me
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 09-21-2005, 05:52 PM #16
    31uniform's Avatar
    31uniform
    31uniform is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Posts
    399
    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    My dad emailed it to me
    Yup, I just emailed it to my dad. Hell loves shyt like this.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 09-21-2005, 05:54 PM #17
    symatech's Avatar
    symatech
    symatech is offline Retired Moderator
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    not where I want to be
    Posts
    6,696
    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    I always like to say i'm a tool of God..
    yeah me too, just wish it would hold up in court.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 09-21-2005, 07:24 PM #18
    Mealticket's Avatar
    Mealticket
    Mealticket is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    1,795
    heard that bout a year ago, cept it was a marine
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 09-21-2005, 09:36 PM #19
    CRUISECONTROL's Avatar
    CRUISECONTROL
    CRUISECONTROL is offline Post Whore Extraordinaire Cruising On Autopilot
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    La La Land
    Posts
    5,316
    Quote Originally Posted by Mealticket
    heard that bout a year ago, cept it was a marine
    Either way its good stuff
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 09-22-2005, 12:00 AM #20
    decadbal's Avatar
    decadbal
    decadbal is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    North Charlotte
    Posts
    11,491
    haha, like a marine is smart enough for college...


    good one

    but the seal would prolly still be in the dorm fixing his phuckin hair
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 09-22-2005, 03:57 AM #21
    Schwarz's Avatar
    Schwarz
    Schwarz is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    London
    Posts
    767
    LMFAO..serves him right....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules