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Subject: Navy Seal
>
>There are two things Navy Seals are always taught:
>1. Keep your priorities in order.
>2. Know when to act without hesitation.
>
>A college professor, avowed atheist and active member of the A.C.L.U.,
>was teaching his college class. He shocked several of his students when
>he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove that there
>was no God.
>
>Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, I want you to
>knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
>
>The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
>went by.
>
>"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!"
>
>Again after four minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
>God!! I'm still waiting!!!"
>
>His count down got down to the last couple minutes when a Navy Seal, who
>was just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq
>and had newly registered for the class, walked up to the Professor. The
>Seal hit him full force in the face. This sent the Professor tumbling
>from his platform. The Professor was out cold. The students were stunned
>and shocked.
>
>They began to babble in confusion. The Seal nonchalantly took his seat
>in the front row and sat in silence. The class looked at him and fell
>silent also...waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was
>noticeably shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When the
>professor regained his senses and could speak, he asked: "What the heck
>is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
>
>The Seal said, "God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who
>are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like an ass. So,
>He sent me."
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Originally Posted by 31uniform
