1. You are on a first date and decide to go to the movies, at which as a "movie snack" you proceed to mix a protein shake and drink it half way thru the movie.
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1. You are on a first date and decide to go to the movies, at which as a "movie snack" you proceed to mix a protein shake and drink it half way thru the movie.
AR VET
Or you could eat dinner before and mix your shake after the movie. The girl might think your a little strange if you start mixin right there in the movie.
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In the middle of a classroom discussion, the teacher calls on you to answer a question and before you can, you must put down your chicken breast and wash it down with some creatine water.
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You decide to take your wife/gf/girl you met last night...out for breakfast and you order boiled eggs so you can seperate the yellows better. haha! (you know who you are. *smile*)
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Everyday, you lug a microwave back and forth to work, because obviously your work doesnt have one, so you can heat up the healthy left overs or food you cooked a week in advance.
AR VET
I can relate. It is a pain in the ass and people give you sht for it constantly. My whole day is based around my eating schedule. It's all worth it at the end of the day though. Not the mention the morning when you get to look in the mirror again.
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agreed
Anabolic Member
totally agree...and this thread isnt meant negatively at all!
Senior Member
Thats funny im gonna try this one for fun some time......
dv
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..if your gf makes you sti @ the opposite end of the coach because of protein farts................
/..............or makes you drop deuce in the guest bathroom cause it stinks so bad!
Banned
hahaha ok this is gonna be a long thread... when u bring protein bars into a club and have protein shakes under the seat of ur car
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LOL.....i did this Sunday night!Originally Posted by max2extreme
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When you throw a party and most people are drinking beer while you make yourself a lemon creatine martini. heh.
Anabolic Member
yea i read in one of the threads..hehe. insane!
Anabolic Member
I took a protien shake to the drag races before. My buddy made me stop by the drug store and get a few nitrotech bars after he saw my shaker in the back loading up the beer.
Best part is he ended up going home with a Wet T-shirt competitor.
Junior Member
I agree. It sounds like fun I am going to give it a try too it will be a riot.Thats funny im gonna try this one for fun some time......
dv
Anabolic Member
DAWG i have brought plenty of protein shakes with me to the movies on dates...aint nothin but a g-thang.
Banned
damn i get pissed movies over 2 hours...i eat right before then i get hungry as hell after about 2 hours
Anabolic Member
when you stop going to the movies...cause you have to leave every 15 min. and piss (due to fact you drink 2 gal. of water a day)
Senior Member
when you have to bring an ice chest to work that is the same size as your suitcase so that you have enough food throughout the day.
Senior Member
That would be me. Or you take a small blender everything in that big bag.
I never get caught without food.. NEVER...
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if... You wake your tired ass up at 3:30am to down a prot shake w/ disgusting flax oil.....
if... You eat your tuna with oatmeal...
NASM~AFPA~CPT
i feel all you guys but i deffintly feel this quote...imalwasys downing tuna and oats my roomies always bust my balls but it's easier than boiling eggs somedays
Senior Member
....or your nightstand is littered w/ glasses and isopure bottles
Anabolic Member
if... You have your two gallons of water everyday, measured. So you know exactly how much water you are drinking.
Associate Member
when i go into a massive rage at work cause u couldnt' eat a meal ontime. im very guilty
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