To Float or Sink?

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09-23-2005, 08:50 AM
JNel04

To Float or Sink?

imagine grabbin ur flex magazine as u run to the toilet cuz ur gotta drop a deuce. ur sittin their flippin through the pages and b4 u know it u've taken care of ur business. for some reason u look down. i dunno maybe ur still worried somethins gonna come up and bite u in the ass, but anyways u notice some of ur shit has sunk to the bottom and some is floating.

i was told that the stuff that sinks is high in protein and the other stuff that floats is high in fat. someone want to shed some light on this?
09-23-2005, 09:36 AM
RA

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.
09-23-2005, 09:37 AM
SwoleCat

Lovely thread.

~SC~
09-23-2005, 09:38 AM
RA

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Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Lovely thread.

~SC~

I was going to include pics.:lol:
09-23-2005, 09:39 AM
SwoleCat

You are too kind! :)

~SC~
09-23-2005, 12:26 PM
crazykris6

Very interesting never heard anything about it. I guesI will ave to seewhats floating and no when I am done doing my bsiness.
09-23-2005, 12:30 PM
S.P.G

:lol:
09-23-2005, 12:36 PM
Giantz11

Well to tell you the truth, sometimes I know I'm producing a record setting dump. I just know its gonna be massive, only to look down and be disappointed by the disappearing turd. It really gets me down cause then I can't show anyone proof, the legend only lives on by word of mouth.
09-23-2005, 12:40 PM
RA

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Originally Posted by Giantz11

Well to tell you the truth, sometimes I know I'm producing a record setting dump. I just know its gonna be massive, only to look down and be disappointed by the disappearing turd. It really gets me down cause then I can't show anyone proof, the legend only lives on by word of mouth.

Who would you get to actually look?
09-23-2005, 12:48 PM
Giantz11

I usually grab my brother, we are always in a heated battle.
09-23-2005, 12:49 PM
CRUISECONTROL

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Lovely thread.

~SC~

No shit!!!!!!!! :lol:

We have more people in AR that love to talk about shit rather than anything else :icon_roll
09-23-2005, 04:09 PM
superflex1897

I am a legendary dumper too.
09-24-2005, 01:13 AM
Anna Bollick

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Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL

No shit!!!!!!!! :lol:

Au Contraire! (unfortunately)

Love
Anna
09-24-2005, 01:20 AM
G-13

Quote:

Originally Posted by JNel04

imagine grabbin ur flex magazine as u run to the toilet cuz ur gotta drop a deuce. ur sittin their flippin through the pages and b4 u know it u've taken care of ur business. for some reason u look down. i dunno maybe ur still worried somethins gonna come up and bite u in the ass, but anyways u notice some of ur shit has sunk to the bottom and some is floating.

i was told that the stuff that sinks is high in protein and the other stuff that floats is high in fat. someone want to shed some light on this?

Some things should be left in the bathroom...
09-24-2005, 01:27 AM
Mealticket

anyone have too much time?
09-24-2005, 01:32 AM
dirtyvegas

Quote:

Originally Posted by roidattack

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water. Poop with a high fat content will also float.

I dont know anything about gas content of terds or the protien of pooo, but his sounds kinda logical...

:lol:

dv
09-24-2005, 02:14 AM
collar

another thread about shit
LMAO............
09-24-2005, 07:22 AM
RA

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Originally Posted by dirtyvegas

I dont know anything about gas content of terds or the protien of pooo, but his sounds kinda logical...

:lol:

dv

Im a terdologist.http://forums.steroid.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
09-24-2005, 09:48 PM
JNel04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mealticket

anyone have too much time?

c'mon u've never been curious?