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  1. 09-28-2005, 01:01 PM #1
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    Ha ha ha Funny joke!!!!!!!!

    The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

    They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh,SHIT!"

    Only the states of Oklahoma, Tennessee, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
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  2. 09-28-2005, 01:06 PM #2
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    lmao. My in-laws are in Ark. Cant wait to send this one.
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    how can you crash in texas, its flat
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    Pretty funny!
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  5. 09-28-2005, 02:24 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    how can you crash in texas, its flat
    well. ppl cant drive here
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  6. 09-28-2005, 02:43 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    well. ppl cant drive here
    very true
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  7. 09-28-2005, 02:45 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by allsaucedup
    very true
    who else gets pissed at ppl driving slow in the left lane then gets in the right lane and stares at them then cuts them off almost causing a wreck..cuz thats what i do
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    right there with you bro i wish i could show you guys how pissed i was last wednesday when it took me 14 hours to get to dallas (normal 4.5 hour drive)
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    who else gets pissed at ppl driving slow in the left lane then gets in the right lane and stares at them then cuts them off almost causing a wreck..cuz thats what i do
    I hate people that drive slow in the left lane
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  10. 09-28-2005, 02:59 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    I hate people that drive slow in the left lane
    ya it messes with my cruisecontrol and makes me brake...oh im so clever
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  11. 09-28-2005, 03:05 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    ya it messes with my cruisecontrol and makes me brake...oh im so clever
    lmao
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