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There alot of hot women at the gym that i work out at. some of them give my eye conact with a smile but always shy away not knowing what to say. i am a little insecure growing up i was always so skinny around 5'8 110-120 know that i got a little size around 173lbs but i still feel very skinny and insecure and not knowing what to say. anyways i need some pickup lines for the gym and bars. All this test is making me so horney i dont want to :aajack: lol
Just walk up to them and say hi/hows it going, dont even think of what to say, just talk to them like they're a regular person, make if comfortable. If you get into a conversation ask her things about herself, dont mention anything about yourself unless she asks.
wow thats funny dude i used to be in the same boat.. always stupid skinny and now i'm up to mid 170ish but still feel every skinny when i look at myself. but i've realized that girls like a skinny ripped guys now a days and also that as sad as it is.. now a days just about every girl at a bar or college party is lookin to get banged out so its a lot easier then you think. I'd say one of the best things you can do tho is get a girl to laugh, if you've got that your in.. don't make her laugh right away like don't pick her up with a joke.. but if you have been talkin to her for 5 or 10 mins and u have a chance to make her laugh do it.. its a def plus
also don't forget to look for signs... first off if she makes eye contact with you more than once and or smiles she already thinks your cute so don't even worry about that. but look for signs as you talk. if she is playin with her hair your good, if she touches you your def good, and if she starts biting the side of her lower lib ask her if she wants to go someplace quieter cause at that point u know she wants to bang.. lip bite is a done deal
my favourite line is
"Hi, Im ..." with a smile...
Ive had success with it..
I usually say they have a nice ass and I'd like to put my weiner in between their buns.
Sometimes it works, but only if they are hoes who want you anyhow, and most of them are. :lol:
~SC~
lower lip biting is definitely a done deal...I love that shit.
here's my favorite...
"yo yo baby, I love you and shit!"
works every time.
Easy--if you're drunk just scream "I FUCKING LOVE YOU" and 90% of the time youll get a "I fucking love you too" back. Then just say wanna go do it? :lol:
Or just be like hey how are you doin?
So what are the chances of a guy like you...... and a girl like me....... you know just kinda comming together and uh making something happen???
curtisy of dumb and dumber
....1 in a million.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan2
THEN I HAVE A CHANCE?! YESSSSSSS! :lol:
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
Last year in college I was pretty much sh1tfaced every weekend. Anytime I was drunk and some chicks walked by I'd say, "Hey, what's happenin? Come suck this cock." That was my slogan for a good 6 months. Now I have it on a keychain that someone had engraved for me. Gotta love college. (By the way, the slogan worked twice.)
outta how many attempts? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
Dont give people advice when your still a virgin Hoss!! :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Return Of Hoss
Take her into your favorite watering hole, and play the Partridge Family's "I think I Love You" on the jukebox. Sing along with the partridges and woo your girl! As for the insecurity thing, remember that girls can be insecure, too, and have unexpressed longings for you, too. A homely, desperate one is easier, of course, unless she is already wise to guys who pick on homely desperate girls for a sure thing. As your standards go up, your batting average will go down slightly, but even the really hot chicks (or guys, if that's what blows your skirt up) will surprise you sometimes by accepting your proposal of sex or a date or whatever.
On the hit show "King of the Hill", Boomhauer is always scoring decent nookie. How he does it is simple... he is a realist, and knows that only one out of a thousand will go for it, being that he is homely, a tacky dresser, and has a serious speech impediment. So he quickly propositions 999 women to get them out of the way and eventually finds his number 1000. He doesn't let the 999 rejections bother him. He knows that sooner or later the laws of averages will catch up and deliver the goods. The Boomhauer technique works for anybody, Girl. Give it a shot!
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Anna
go out to the club with one of your buddies, wear the same exact clothes and do your hair the same and you wont even need pick up lines cause the ladies come over to you. just tell them your twins feed em some B.S. about how U love bein a twin they think its just adorable man then BOOM your in.
but if u cant find someone to twin with then do as swol said and ask to put your weiner in their buns HAHAHAHA funny shit man :lol:
i cant speak for every woman on this one so dont quote me...but i go to the gym to work out. not to get hit on by another guy looking to get laid. if i wanted you, you would know.
oh yeah, dont shit where you eat...bad ju ju. go to a dive bar and pick the one without teeth. she's a sure thing.
pick up lines work about as good as ghb....
100percent..lol
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Originally Posted by dsa8864667
why use pick up lines? be yourself because if you were actually going to date one of them then wouldn't you want be yourself and not be acting? if your not planning on dating them by all means have some fun and try some pick up lines
i like your way of thinking. which bar do you suggest i go to tonight? there are some girls that i think are looking to be hit on at the gym though. every so often i'll see a girl that wears short white shorts to the gym with a dark color thong on and it seems that she is looking for attention which she'll get every time. very distracting/pleasing at the same time. it may be a mistake but i would think that a woman would be more conscious of this. if i'm not mistaken aren't woman usually more on the defensive side? i'm not talking down on woman but that just my opinion. it could just be an honest mistake by some of the girls. did i get off the subject and start daydreaming?Quote:
Originally Posted by xtinaunasty
just walk up, softly touch her arm, lean in and say, dont turn this rape into a murder bitch
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Originally Posted by Decadbal
i agree, there are some girls that need attention from men to validate themselves. but if i have been working hard and looking good, i dont see anything wrong with wearing fitting clothing. not to the gym though. i wear huge t-shirts and headphones. definitely dont have to worry about attention from men. i do get the occasional woman that looks like a man...which, i would have to say, is kinda flattering. but at least they can usually pick up on the 'im not interested, go away please' vibe.Quote:
Originally Posted by punchrf
nothing wrong with wearing that kind of clothing. i like it very much. i had a point to this post, but i forgot. i know it wasn't a very strong opinion so i'll go whore up another thread. :scratch:Quote:
Originally Posted by xtinaunasty
I too go to the gym to work out. Usually, don't bother me. Sometimes a guy will make eye contact with me, say hi in passing. If your interested, wait for her to leave the gym and follow her out, then have your conversation. "Glad this workout is done, do you come here every day" NO BS PLEASE! At a bar, Don't talk about yourself, wait for her to ask you questions, ask her questions too, real ones, where do you live, what do you do, again, pick up lines suck! If she continues to chat you will know your getting closer to a yes.
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Originally Posted by SwoleCat
I like it......
That's a good one....
But it does sound like a line that Anna might use...... :lol:
I just laughed out loud at that! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ODC0717
come suck on deez balls biiieeetch!
*walks out of the bar and goes home to masterbate while watching The Golden Girls.*
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Originally Posted by Justin Sane
I normally don't like to provide Porno to sick individuals, but in your case I'll make an exception.....
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Milk is coming outa my nose!!! really, it is!!! holy shiet bigen!!! you fuking kill me you silly bastard! :lol: Who needs TV when I can do my business right here at WORK!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigen12
very distubring. that's right up there with bigrob's avyQuote:
Originally Posted by Bigen12
Hey xtinaunasty that's one damn fine avatar :0beatoff: