I hope this one isn't offensive, well it might be to the Americans
Two Americans boarded a flight out of Salt Lake after the hockey game. One
> sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat.
>
> Just before take-off, a Canadian got on and took the aisle seat.
>
> After take-off, the Canadian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
> was settling in when the American in the window seat said,
> "I think I'll get up and get a beer".
>
> "No problem, " said the Canadian, "I'll get it for you."
>
> While he was gone, one of the Americans picked up the Canadian's shoe and
> spat in it.
>
> When he returned with the beer, the other American said, "That looks good;
> I think I'll have one too."
>
> Again, the Canadian obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the
> other American picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the Canadian returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the
> flight. As the plane was landing, the Canadian slipped his feet into his
> shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
>
> "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on?
> This fighting between our nations, this hatred, this animosity? This
> spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"....
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