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  1. 10-05-2005, 12:03 PM #1
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    Mr.NatSwole

    Mr. Natswole - The biggest "natural" guy in the gym. I have no problems with gear, but watching moonface talk about the virtues of being natural and how it was training "balls to the wall" that got him big really gets to me. Nobody's asking for a confession, but if you're juicing don't try to present yourself as something you're not. Unless, of course, your name is Skip...

    I ran into THREE of these guys at my gym yesterday--Only hardcore gym in Indiana...Anyways, these fuckers were in their 30's (one guy was near 60) had at LEAST 21 inch guns, the younger guys were ripped to the bone, benching nearly 405 and were about 6'3, 270 pounds. Looked like pros. On the way out they were all loudly saying,

    Guy 1: "Yeah, that creatine is really helping me out now"
    (Translation) FUCK I love my pink thais!
    Guy 2: "Yeah? What kind you on?"
    (Translation) Where can I get some?
    Guy1: "Uhhh dunno...have to check again when I get home, ill let you know"
    (Translation) ...self explanatory.
    Old Guy: The Tribulus is whats helping me alot.
    (Translation) God DAMN I love growth hormone!

    *door slams*

    I started laughing, so did the owners of the gym. (In their 60s now...they know whats up)
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  2. 10-05-2005, 12:10 PM #2
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    how do u know its the only hardcore gym in indiana...


    they are prolly BSin, bc i do that, i will speak loudly praising peanut butter and creatine
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    yea guys like that give me alittle chuckle cause to me it seems like they are messin around but whats funnier is when you see the little guys openly talk about using and they look like little weener boys not even knowin shit about liftin and stuff. then you got all the big guys lookin at em openly talkin shit about the little weener boys.
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  4. 10-05-2005, 12:17 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    how do u know its the only hardcore gym in indiana...


    they are prolly BSin, bc i do that, i will speak loudly praising peanut butter and creatine

    There used to be a GOLDS back in the day across from ours, then it got shut down. If you can find another, let me know as this is the only one i've ever seen / heard of existing.
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    hossina you're really racking up the posts now hah?
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  7. 10-05-2005, 07:57 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    hossina you're really racking up the posts now hah?

    Asshole!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HULKBOY
    yea guys like that give me alittle chuckle cause to me it seems like they are messin around but whats funnier is when you see the little guys openly talk about using and they look like little weener boys not even knowin shit about liftin and stuff. then you got all the big guys lookin at em openly talkin shit about the little weener boys.
    I was talkin to my friend the other day bout juice in the weightroom and i said somethin bout dbol and some guy walking by stops and goes "Yall talkin bout juice?" "I can get you some" I was like blah blah i dont care i dont want any and hes like "im doin deca right now" i go..just deca? and hes like ya and tells me this is his 4th cycle and hes up 8 lbs and this is the 2nd week..i didnt feel like making him look stupid, he obviously had no idea what he was doing he was like 5 11 220 30% bf and was doin some weird machine when i walked by. He was pretty open about it it was pretty damn funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina
    Asshole!
    yeah so....how many times HAVE you been banned? seems like every week you have a new name or a different sex organ...hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtinaunasty
    yeah so....how many times HAVE you been banned? seems like every week you have a new name or a different sex organ...hehe
    Last time BDTR checked my underage bannings the count was at 28...and i've still got my other sex organ...you oughta call me
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  11. 10-06-2005, 07:45 PM #11
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    i was banned 34 times, just to be exact LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtinaunasty
    35!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Return Of Hossina
    i was banned 34 times, just to be exact LOL

    It's about time.
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