> > >THE SUPERMARKET DRUNK
> > >A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
> > > A half-gallon of 2% milk,
> > > A carton of eggs,
> > > A quart of orange juice,
> > > A head of romaine lettuce,
> > > A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
> > > A 1 lb. package of bacon.
> > >As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
> > drunk
> > >standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
> > >the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
> > >drunk
> > calmly
> > >stated, "You must be single."
> > >
> > >The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
> > intrigued by
> > >the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
> > >
> > >She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
> > >particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
> > >off the drunk to
> > her
> > >marital status.
> > >
> > >Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
> > you're
> > >absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
> > >
> > >The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
>
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