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Tock
I was in the Air Force, and from what I saw, it has the best living and working conditions. We had airconditioned dorms in basic training, pretty good food, and I only had KP once, and that was a lot of fun.
It's good place to learn a skill and to get experience in it . . . When I went in, I signed up to be a cop, ended up training sniffer dogs. Pretty good duty, more of a job than anything else. But if I had it to do over again, I'd sign up for something in the medical field, because when you get out (and eventually you will), you're gonna need a job, and there's always gonna be a need for medical people.
Three things to be prepared for:
1) You will be amazed at how rude people can be during your first week in basic training. Training Instructors will be around to do nothing but make your life miserable. They are paid to do this, and wouldn't bother with you unless the government paid them. So don't take it personally.
2) When you are standing in formation, do NOT give in to the temptation to smile. If you do, a Training Instructor will notice, and then they will stand two inches away from your nose and shout, "Why are you smiling, you Gxx Dxxx runt? Do you like me? Are you one of those (fill in the blank)?"
3) After Basic Training, be prepared to deal with the most intractable bureaucracy ever conceived. Everything is Paperwork, and Paperwork is Everything. If someone didn't give permission for something to happen on a piece of paper, it won't happen (even if it does). And if someone didn't document that something did happen on a piece of paper, it didn't happen (even if it did). The paperwork, or lack thereof, defines reality. Pretty weird, but that's how things get done.
But all in all, ya, I'd recommend the USAF. They get the best of everything, and when it comes to battle, they usually send in the Marines first, the Army second, the Navy gets to shoot missiles from off shore, and the only folks who pull triggers in the USAF are the pilots (oh, and the military police, too -- you don't want to end up in that job).
Good luck,
-Tock